Its not breaking news that women footballers love a good whine from equal pay to the wrong type of boots but here we go again. The Aston Villa women’s team have complained that their new kit retains sweat and is too “clingy”.

Serious stuff and a “big problem” according to BBC sports cunt Jacqui Oatley.

“You can imagine, as a female athlete, you have plenty enough to think about just being the best you can be on the football field without thinking about getting sweaty and your kit clinging to you. And, as we know, women are different specimens when it come to our bodies and can really affect us and how we perform if we’re constantly thinking about how we look, or a top might be clinging to our breasts and our body shapes”.

They couldn’t just go back to the manufacturer and say the product isn’t up to scratch and it needs redesigning, noooo, it has to be turned into some patriarchal conspiracy drama. Funny how some fucking fat ghetto walrus like Lizzo can writhe about on stage in a see through bodysuit and its “empowering” but sweaty football shirts are shameful?

Don’t sweat it ladies, no one is watching anyway….except maybe Clare Balding.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Traffic Cops!. Is a show that really boils my piss. Shown as a “New series” on one channel then repeated eight times a day on catch up and crime channels. I hope North Yorkshire Police got repeat fees?.

“The traffic cops hunt criminals using cloned number plates”….”A man steals a car and leads Traffic Cops on a dangerous chase…” . FFS… That’s what they are paid to do!. Then we have “ALL NEW TRAFFIC COPS”… FFS!. How can someone do a job as expected when a camera crew follows you around?. It would appear that one or two people featuring on the show should of joined RADA rather than a Police force.

In my humble opinion fly on the wall on TV series encompasses The Sweeney and X-DEPT (GMP 1990’s) after that it’s hallowed ground. That was back in the day when coppering was like it should be. Forget about T-PAC’s, rolling roadblocks or proactive pursuits,we need coppers we get out and have a swing with villains like coppers back in the day did. I know what I’d rather watch!… Namby pamby T-PAC’s or a good swing in a disused factory!.

I’m all for law and order and I think we’ve gone soft on crime… But PLEASE can we stop the repeated showings of Coppers doing what they are paid to do (Or Not!) and let then get on with fighting crime?

Rant over.. Over and out. (Charlie Uniform November Tango Sierra – NA)

Nominated by : Jack Regan

is a cunt. A fucking painful cunt.

I am certain that I won’t be the only cunter on here to suffer with this disease and maybe others may agree with my synopsis.

I have suffered for around twenty years with this painful cunt predominantly in my knees at first; probably from playing quite a lot of football.

However, it no longer just lives in my knees, I have 2 or 3 cortisone steroid injections in both each year and this does helps them. But no the bastard now affects my wrists fingers, (every fucking knuckle as what appears to be horns protruding from them) elbows and hips and fucking ankles.

Painkillers and anti inflammatory drugs help thank fuck.
I am now in my early sixties and will have to live with this pain for the rest of my natural.

Why cunt it today? simple reason it is now getting colder(fuck off global alarmists it is) and this makes it even worse.

On return from my early morning dog walk in a cold wind I fucked off back to bed for an hour because of the pain. This is not what I wish to do. I’d soon be playing golf.

Osteoarthritis it is a proper cunt. And I for one hate it.

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Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

Seth Kneller, a 43-year-old cunt from Crewe, should be in jail but, due to the cuntishness of our justice system, isn’t.

He got into the news back in May by ramming the gates of Downing Street with his car. I’m sure we’d all like to express our frustration with the government from time to time, but causing criminal damage that the tax-payer has no doubt had to pay to rectify qualifies you as a cunt.

He was given a jail sentence but, as seems to be par for the course these days, he won’t actually serve it because he says he has ADHD and autism. I mean, fair play to him for having the balls to play both those cards at once. If I were the judge I might give him extra jail time for pushing his luck.

But anyway, I digress because this all pales into insignificance next to his other crime – when the coppers examined his phone they found kiddie-fiddling photos on there, but even this wasn’t enough to get him banged up. The judge took into account “his mental health, early guilty plea, lack of previous convictions and his good prospect of rehabilitation”.

Can anyone give me one example of a nonce who’s been “rehabilitated”? Or explain why you can get away with crimes just because it’s your first offence? Maybe the judge would like to explain to the kids’ parents why an early plea qualifies this paedo for extra leniency?

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Nominated by : Do You Think I Meant Country Matters?

(Note: There’s a separate nomination due to go live soon regarding prison overcrowding. Therefore please keep comments focused on this arsehole. Thanks – Day Admin)

are cunts And Kevin Keegan is NOT A Cunt or in this case a dinosaur.

A ‘How Refreshing’ (not a) Cunting for Kevin Keegan for saying, publically, that he has a problem with female pundits on the men’s game. I can’t watch the rugby world cup due to the proliferation of female pundits who’ve played in a team that would get hammered by my own team’s veteran’s side, sharing the fucking platform with men’s world cup winners and spouting unadulterated shite.

I’d imagine that’s the last we’ll see of Kev, eh, but, fantastic to see someone not pandering to the gobshite minority.

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Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt. A second helping on this story from Cuntybollocks below.

I would like to add my own take on this, if I may, DCI (good to have you back) and admin?

What gets me about this Keegan fallout is that every cunt in the media (from the Telegraph to the Guardian) has the same take. He’s a ‘dinosaur’. Or he, as in the Guardian, ‘should keep his opinions to himself’. What, he’s not allowed an opinion is he?

I’d say as a former Balon D’or winner he has more right to comment than most on the sport. More than some posho, jumped up, little trust fund, private and Oxbridge educated, Guardian ‘journalist’ bitch, that’s for sure.

No, what really gets me, now I think of it, is the fact that the media make their comments like every cunt thinks the same way.

Well they don’t. And if you allowed comments (or a vote) you’d soon see what people thought of Keegan’s comments. But you won’t will you, you fucking shithouses?