Yo ho ho and a bottle of alcohol free rum for the national maritime museum..

Joining the woke crusade to trash our history, the museum moves to tarnish Lord Nelson and the Royal navy..

A new interactive display with gets this,a statue of a god-like protector of all migrants. Which surprise,surprise is a black women, though apparently its genderless.

This interactive display compares the plight of the dinghy vermin to the actions of the British navy..
The same navy that brought about the end of the European/American slave trade..
Probably shouldn’t of bothered lads..

So being escorted to the coast by french gendarmes, the across the channel by french and British boats is the equivalent of being blown out of the water, fighting tyranny.

Brown, smelly vermin I salute you..

Time to withdraw all taxpayers funding to these traitorous scum..

MSN

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

What the fuck has our society come to?

Why didn’t the neighbours raise the alarm, or try to force their way in themselves? Surely they heard the poor mite’s cries and screams? Surely they must’ve noticed that him and his father hadn’t left the house for days.

Why didn’t his mother, or anyone else who knew him, do a welfare check?

Why didn’t Lincolnshire Police bother to do a welfare check despite being asked to by social services TWICE?!

Why is our society so fucking broken that people are incapable of doing their jobs properly or following basic common sense? Where’s the community spirit? This case is an absolute fucking travesty and everyone involved should feel the guilt of a thousand sins weighing down on them for the rest of their lives, with all the ‘officers’ involved losing their jobs.

NOBODY, let alone a toddler, should be dying of starvation in a supposed first world country in the 21st Century. RIP little fella, you deserved better. Everyone who should’ve cared about you failed you, and tha simply isn’t good enough.

Independent

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

”Idris Elba warns against mandatory jailing for carrying knife”

Wait a minute, isnt this luvvie twat campaigning against knife crime? However he says:-

” Many young people – usually young men – carry knives because they are scared, because they have been stabbed themselves, or have seen someone else stabbed.”

‘usually young men’

Translates as ‘usually his breddren’
Also translates as ‘So you should go easy on these savage cunts cos it’s their culture, innit’.

Great campaign Idris. Cunt.

Bbc news

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble and more on this bladed entry from DryItchyCunt below.

I’ll keep this cunting short and to the point.

Today the cunt who murdered three people has managed to get a mental health section, rather than be accused of murder. The families of the poor victims are going to go to town on various people for their failings, and good luck to them I say.

But my cunting is for Idris Elba who has decided that today he would voice is fucking pearls of wisdom about sentencing for knife offences. What an absolute cunt of a cunt this cunt is. One, he does it on the day when a cunt is being sentenced, and two, who the fuck does this cunt think he is.

Bbc news

I read that the statue of James Cook has been knocked down and a monument to Queen Victoria vandalised Just before Australia Day which takes place on the 26 January.

Now before I continue I will say that atrocities were committed against the Aboriginal people.

That said Australia today is a modern clean country that benefits from not only fine weather in the most but also an infrastructure that is as good as it gets.

Schools, hospitals, road and rail networks tourism and industry, jobs and armed forces. None of these would exist if if wasn’t for brave people like Captain James Cook and others that followed him.

British convicts also suffered atrocities but just like the current day aboriginals the ancestors of these convicts now are very Lucky.

I say stop being cunts and celebrate your country, as it is today, because there are many fucking shit holes around the globe with people far worse off.

Bbc news

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

On this auspicious day of days what better way to celebrate than to recall Burns’ great work, the Address to a Haggis :

Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o’ the puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o’ a grace
As lang’s my arm.

Ye Pow’rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o’ fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware,
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratefu’ prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!

Or for those you English cunts, a translation to the King’s English…

I say old chap
You’re a jolly nice pudding
Just look at all these nice ingredients
Bits of stomach lung and Christ knows what
What can I say that’s worthy
Of crap like this

Why in God’s holy name
Would anyone serve up such offal fare
Scots say they want no sloppy watery stuff
And yet they all eat porridge
So if the wife says slip her one
Slap her with a haggis!

Translated from the heathen tongue by the honorable Dioclese