Here’s a nom I really need Techno to wade in, with insights. (Check out his nom -Day Admin Digital Voice )

Right, by next year the old style landline network is going to be switched off, in favour of voice over Internet protocol ( VOIP).

OK, but what about telemetry?

What’s that? It’s security alarms, personal alarms for vulnerable people, home dialysis equipment that uses telemetry to adjust delivery, and multiple other uses.

Apparently, some devices will still work, as long as they have power.
Praying for there not to be a power cut, but buying a power pack, genny anyway.

Log cabin in the woods, anyone?

Age UK

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

You’ve probably never heard of Councillor Rebecca Knox. Why would you have heard of her?

Anyway, the Councillor, who is head of the Dorset And Wiltshire Fire and Rescue Authority, recently claimed her fifteen seconds or so of fame when being questioned by the Home Affairs Select Committee.

In so doing, Knox stated that the Authority was ‘institutionally racist’, which seems to be the fashionable thing to say these days. However when challenged to offer up some evidence of this by Lee ‘British Bulldog’ Anderson MP, she was reduced to mumbling incoherence, stating that ‘I’ll *mutter splutter* have to er get back um to you on that’.

Perhaps there is discrimination within the Authority, perhaps there isn’t; I don’t know. But neither it seems does Knox, who appears to have gone in for for a bit of box-ticking by rote without having any real grasp of the situation. Not a good look to offer up in front of a Parliamentary Committee.

I’ve no idea how long Knox has held this position, maybe she’s still trying to find her feet. If that’s the case, she should start by looking in her mouth.

ITV News

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Olivia Colman is a cunt.

This overrated luvvie has ‘made it’ as they say, but she still isn’t satisfied. But, as Basil Fawlty said, people like her never are.

Apart from her tiresome woke posturing and virtue signaling. She won’t upset our dark or gay friends, dear me no. But she’ll put the boot into men like a shot.

Her latest carping is about how she’d be paid more if she was a man. The latest shite from her infinite gob is ‘If I was Olivier and not Olivia, I’d get paid more money’.

Only thing is she’s not Olivier, she isn’t anywhere near him. The old fruit could act her off the screen.

Colman has got more money then most people will ever see. She also has no worries about bills, housing or anything like that. So, either she’s a greedy moneygrubbing cunt (more then likely), or it’s just an excuse for rampant misandry and putting men (white men, of course) in the stocks. Probably both.

But she’s always whining and yaddering on about something, like a female Lineker. Just shut up for a change, horseface.

BBC News

Nominated by: Norman

and Barry zuckercunt is of the same opinion with this…

A shake of the collection tin for poor Olivia Coleman..

This moderately talented dress up artist, has been moaning that if she was called oliver she would be paid a lot more..

Always a good look in a time when average people are feeling the pinch.

So im sorry Olive oyl that you had to make do with only a couple of million pounds a film.

Maybe you can use your wealth and privilege to call for better pay and conditions for people in more lowly jobs?
Instead you only think of yourself you entitled luvvie.

So fuck you olive, the last decent thing you was in, was peep show..

I would like to cunt babies and toddlers on aeroplanes.

What fucks me off isn’t the mites themselves, or their crying (albeit it is extremely annoying) but the fact that parents repeatedly insist on taking their little sods on flights in the first place.

I don’t care if you want to go to Gran Fucking Canaria, a plane is in no way, shape or form a suitable environment for such a small child. They have fuck all stimulation and, unlike the rest of us, aren’t able to rationalise the inevitable ear popping during take-off or landing, or take steps to prevent it.

Of course they’re going to fucking cry. I love travelling and have plans to go a fair few more places yet before I settle down, but when I DO settle down I will be giving that up until the child is old enough to comprehend what the cabin environment is like and how to cope with it. Failure to do so on the part of those who are already parents is unfair not only to the child themselves, but their fellow passengers as well.

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

With supporting link from Liberal Liquidator

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(Become a migrant or play the system for 40 years and you’ll probably be better off on benefits! – Day Admin)

Pay close attention people, because this affects working folk who also pay into an occupation or private pension.

NI pays state pension. By reducing it, the state pension is reduced.

Also, the triple lock, without a rise in Personal Allowance, will put pensioners into the tax payable zone for people who are coming up to pensionable age.

I’m just short of 70. I have private pensions, which are taxed.

But I also have a letter, from DWP, that promises me my State pension will never be taxed. I’ll sue the fuck out of them, if they try it.

Anyway, the point is pay whatever you’re saving in NI to a pension, because state pension is a thing of the past.

Also, State Pension will become a benefit, like dole, and will be subject to means testing.

Back to the future, folks.

Commons Library

Sky News

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest