I would like to cunt babies and toddlers on aeroplanes.

What fucks me off isn’t the mites themselves, or their crying (albeit it is extremely annoying) but the fact that parents repeatedly insist on taking their little sods on flights in the first place.

I don’t care if you want to go to Gran Fucking Canaria, a plane is in no way, shape or form a suitable environment for such a small child. They have fuck all stimulation and, unlike the rest of us, aren’t able to rationalise the inevitable ear popping during take-off or landing, or take steps to prevent it.

Of course they’re going to fucking cry. I love travelling and have plans to go a fair few more places yet before I settle down, but when I DO settle down I will be giving that up until the child is old enough to comprehend what the cabin environment is like and how to cope with it. Failure to do so on the part of those who are already parents is unfair not only to the child themselves, but their fellow passengers as well.

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

With supporting link from Liberal Liquidator

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(Become a migrant or play the system for 40 years and you’ll probably be better off on benefits! – Day Admin)

Pay close attention people, because this affects working folk who also pay into an occupation or private pension.

NI pays state pension. By reducing it, the state pension is reduced.

Also, the triple lock, without a rise in Personal Allowance, will put pensioners into the tax payable zone for people who are coming up to pensionable age.

I’m just short of 70. I have private pensions, which are taxed.

But I also have a letter, from DWP, that promises me my State pension will never be taxed. I’ll sue the fuck out of them, if they try it.

Anyway, the point is pay whatever you’re saving in NI to a pension, because state pension is a thing of the past.

Also, State Pension will become a benefit, like dole, and will be subject to means testing.

Back to the future, folks.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Progressives always say more money will solve everything that’s wrong with the American educational system. Accordingly, the Deer Creek School District decided to hold a fundraiser.

The main event…students laying prone on the ground while licking the bare feet of adults.

When I first saw the story about the “Toe Licking Game” I thought it was a parody. I thought, the Onion…the Lampoon…maybe even a Python reunion was behind this. But sadly, as the video shows, it’s all true.

Somebody in a position of power thought this was a good idea. Beyond that, this same somebody actually, thought people would pay money to see this.

The School District has defended itself by saying the kids all signed up voluntarily so no one was hurt.

But I won’t be surprised if some of the School District Board Members end up getting hurt by the good people of Oklahoma.

A foot up the ass and then licking it clean would seem appropriate.

Nominated by: General Cuntster

Davos Man is the latest evolutionary development of our political class, following on from the wholly more appealing Homo Sapiens and Neanderthal Man, both of which are superior.

You will know the type. They infest the political classes in this country and abroad – Sunak, Trudeau, Varadka, Blair, Macron, Starmer, Obama…the list is endless. The aim of Davos Man is to make themselves and their countries appear superior by virtue signalling and complying with the Davos Agenda. Real political issues of concern to ordinary voters are dismissed as right wing extremism. The agenda of Davos Man is Net Zero, Open Borders, multiculturalism and the weakening of nation states. Any departure from this agenda is condemned and opposed by whatever anti-democratic chicanery they can dream up. As long as Davos Man can go to Davos, preen and virtue signal and make themselves look superior, even at the cost of the welfare of their domestic electorate and their countries.

Davos man is a cancer on our political landscape. Their favourite journals are the Economist and the beautifully produced but utterly dire, boring and turgid Monocle magazine. They travel from international quango to international quango business or first class but give not a damn for the welfare of their own countries, only “how it looks on the international stage”, which they invariably get wrong. Style over substance. A plague on all their houses.

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Nominated by MMCM.

A cunting for Inger-land!

I was unfortunate enough to see the last half of Inger-land’s game against Brazil. i hadn’t seen much football recently and thought i’d watch.

We were pretty hopeless and made few chances against a Brazil side that is a shadow of its former self. Southgate’s timid style is frustrating and boring, and not even the newest wonderboy Bellingham could change things.

That’s the trouble with Inger-land and our media; there’s always a figure the nation pins its hopes on. it used to be Gazza, then it was Beckham, then it was Rooney. I hoped the focus on youth would mean the media would not find a poster boy just yet, but Bellingham seems to be emerging. Let’s not forget where the lad learned his trade; Germany. The Bundesliga was where he emerged, and now it is with Real Madrid under an Italian coach he is flourishing.

The media fill the fans with nonsense about Inger-land winning and flog them beer, flags and shirts. I used to find it funny that a creature like Wayne Rooney was the face of Inger-lish hopes.

Now it’s Rashford, Bellingham and Saka, perhaps Foden. The temporary football maniacs who follow Inger-land at internationals only seem to know Inger-land’s players and less about tactics. Half probably still think they’re playing 4-4-2.

We have woke bollocks to celebrate thanks to the weasels of the FA and corporate cunts and the pundits, but just as annoying back in the noughties was the media obsession with WaGs, a herd of orange slappers who next to the stunning partners of the german and italian players, look like cheap bimboes. Inger land can’t even get WaGs right.

Come the Euros i will watch for the football, and follow the likes of France, Italy, Spain, Holland and Croatia as they know how to play football and are teams not overshadowed by one player’s media hype. Inger-land may not have the star man at the moment, but the hype over the diversity of the players rather than the team’s potential will be rampant, and Southgate will still use boring tactics and lose against the first real opposition.
He is just another FA apparatchik.

The ultimate betrayal was the gaslighting by the FA and media over online racism after the shoot-out against Italy 4 years ago also makes me not want to support Inger-land. Be crap at football, but don’t blame the supporters for online hate from the middle east and India. That cowardice lost them my support forever.

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Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime