Rufus Wainwright


Another Brexit claim. This time a luvvie one, courtesy of the Guardian. (Of course)

”Rufus Wainwright blames UK’s ‘narrow outlook’ after Brexit for Opening Night’s flop”

Yes, this tremendously talented luvvie (never heard of the cunt) put the failure of whatever pile of wank he created , down to Brexit.
Yes, West End audiences ‘lack curiosity’ due to Brexit. And this is fucking London, the Remoaner’s heartland.

It takes a special talent to configure shite musicals with Brexit but by god this fucker has imagination.

MSN Link.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Harry Hewitt [21]


Harry Fucking Hewitt and his preposterous medals are a bit of a cunt, eh?

Seeing that illegitimate bloodnut prick wearing his unearned medals must surely rankle any man who has served his country in a military capacity.
The medals he wears with undeserved pride include:

Operational Service Medal for Afghanistan presented in 2008 (after his service in Helmand Province, presumably playing Xbox safely on the base with his bored bodyguards)
Queen’s Golden Jubilee Medal
Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Medal
Queen’s Platinum Jubilee Medal

So basically medals for turning up to his non-blood relation grandmother’s ceremonies. Duracell cuckold wanker. I wish cancer upon what remains of his ginger bollocks.

MSN Link.

Nominated by : Thomas the Cunt Engine

Crystal Healing


I’ve never heard a doctor shout

” Bring me a amethyst geode stat!!!”

And I know for a fact that Christies cancer Hospital isn’t using using quartz instead of radiotherapy.

But people (yanks) believe in the health benefits of gemstones and crystals.

The annual market being worth £4 trillion.

Buzz words to beware of are
“Well being” “synergy”
And “New age”.

Often people who believe this are white people with dreadlocks.
Sandal wearers,
And people who wear baggy cotton batic pants from India.

I don’t believe geological byproducts can heal serious health issues in the human body.
I’m a crank like that.

Although quartz is a good indicator of the presence of gold.

So if you find a vein of quartz and it’s crusted with gold ?!!
Pay for good medical care and stop fucking about.

American Spa Link.

Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt

The Garrick Club


This boys club have finally relented to allow women in.. there goes the neighbourhood..

Personally I know nothing about the place, so thanks Google..
The place hardly sounds like a laugh riot but each to their own..

So if women want to join, fair enough..
But do they, or is it another case of we don’t like the sound of that,so let’s spoil it for everyone.

Women are free to start their own club, like say the WI..which allows men to become members,
Oops my mistake..

I have heard there is a 10 year waiting time for membership, or will the women jump the queue?

If women want to sit around with the likes of Stephen fry, sting and bendy cumberbatch.
Good luck to them, because it sounds like my version of hell.

BBC News Link.

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

Scrimpflation and Shrinkflation


Essentially paying more and getting less.

I’d like to be able to post is an abstract manner like Sir Limply who puts me in mind of Professor Stanley Unwin, but that is not something that comes naturally to me. So I will just post as normal.

Products on shelves are getting smaller. We’ve no doubt all read or heard the stories about Toblerones having fewer erm..ridges? segments? pointy bits?

In addition we have the cunning ploy of the approximate weight (e symbol) against the weight of a tin of Roses.

Bags of crisps are now 2/3 air. Retailers will defend this by telling us their costs have gone up so they need to reduce quantities so as to keep the cost to the consumer low*

What’s that unpleasant but strangely familiar smell?
Oh that’s right. It’s bullshit.

*Keep your profit margins high you mean dearies.

It happens with ingredients. Sweeteners replacing sugar. Palm oil replacing butter or milk.

It also happens with services as well. Some of the services that were stopped during Covid never really started again, but yet they charge the same price or more.

How does that work then?

In the hospitality industry, some hotels are keeping room prices stable, but only offering housekeeping services upon request, or not providing waiter services, but relying on customers to do self-checkouts for breakfast.

Oh it’s the pandemic. It’s a knock on effect of the pandemic. They say.

What did we blame things on before the pandemic, brexit, or climate change?

Link for info to back up my rant and keep the admins happy
(They do a sterling job):

NPR Link.

Nominated by : Harold