A red (faced) cunting for this Starmer wannabe who has at least shown he is as venal as the Conservatives, by betting against himself to lose the election in Suffolk next week:

The usual nonsense on his website about his “charity” work, his love of children (now then, now then, as it happens) how he became a Covid vacinattor via St Johns Ambulance brigade – his poverty stricken childhood (just like Kweer), the poor old drudge his dad was (just like Kweer) his mum was a nurse (just like – well, you get the picture). Another oily bottom feeder (just like Mandy).

A self serving cunt of the highest order – but at least he proves that regardless of party, they are at heart a group of greedy bastards, who know as much about real life as Hyacinth Bucket.

But every cloud has a silver lining – he will win his bet – that will recoup some of that “donation” he so generously gave.

Open Democracy

Nominated by W.C.Boggs.

(A bit short but we’ll allow it – NA)

Can we give a well deserved cunting to that odious gurning Angela Rayner woman, the one who got questioned by plod over her housing situation. (Yes we can! – NA)

Thick, dim witted, a whining gob shite who by herself drags the already low IQ level of Mps down by at least 200 points.

She’s like a bizarre Viz spin off of Sharon and Tracy the Fat Slags, that said the only test she ever passed was a pregnancy test in school.

Nominated by : Paul Goddard

What a pile of Cunt.

The PM that no one voted for is going to the polls ? this would normally be a time to rejoice an opportunity to get shut of a spineless back stabbing clueless multi millionaire. The sad truth is what fucking choice do the people actually have ?

Elect this clueless Cunt or Dame starman and his bunch of woke idiots. Or maybe a hung parliament. Deep joy.

Whatever happens Britain ?? is fucked. More invaders from France in small boats. More protests. More woke trans shit. The election will not change a thing. Parliamentary democracy what a joke.

Me I’m going to look to go on holiday before flying becomes outlawed for us plebs.

One other thing 6 weeks of this shit in the news. Give us a break.
Elections I’ve shit em

GB news

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

Black jesus has risen again..
The human knife block is back in the news..

Less effort has been used in the JFK assassination, than the money and resources for one dead nìĝĝèŕ..

Worn carpet head doreen isn’t happy,”there’s a surprise”.

The coppers in charge of the case won’t face criminal charges, never mind it was only 10 million down the toilet..

So cue Laurence Fishburne’s , bewilderment, disappointment and anger.
” and the publics too”..

Sorry to break it to you, the general public don’t give a fuck..
We are sick to death of entitled, arrogant race baiting cunts like you..

Just keep collecting your house of Lords money you don’t deserve, and shut the fuck up..

Daily Fail

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

the bland and as clear as a turd filled bog leader of the opposition (well for now).

Cue load of cock waffle about not raising tax on working people and waffle about what is a working person. Ffs they are going to be running (into the ground probably) the UK most likely and they can’t decide what a working person is.

That said this non entity had a few issues about defining a woman a while back, well I’ll happy define Sir Beer Korma breaker of lockdown rules and bland nonentity as a cunt.

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Nominated by Paul Goddard link by Barry zuckercunt.