isn’t it? (This just in from the ‘cry for help’ department – NA)

Being one of the slightly more junior contributors to this fine site (just turned 52) and being fit as a fiddle, age is still creeping up like a Rotherham taxi driver on an unsuspecting underage girl.
Despite running, rowing, doing moderate weights, only eating in a daily 2 hour window and enthusiastic wanking like a chimp in a safari park over some disgracefully horrific material, I can feel my body and eyesight deteriorating week by week.

Do any slightly older cunters have any sensible suggestions for any useful supplements?
I already take cod liver oil and garlic on the odd occasion I remember.
A genuine thanks for any advice offered.

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Nominated by Thomas the Cunt Engine.

A cunting for troubled genius Terrence Howard, who seems to have taken losing his role in Iron Man to Don Cheadle extremely badly, by going fuck-nuts and claiming to have reinvented physics and maths as ‘Terryology’ while claiming elements have ‘tones’.and sexualities.

He may be ‘pranking’ the techy dupes of Elon Musk and Joe Rogan, but his word salads on geometry and science give the impression he is playing at being a new Nikola Tesla, and has impressed the Tik Tok types who will tell you the Earth is flat and there were no moon-landings, and that both the Roman empire and the Sun have never existed.

Defenses put forth include he’s angered the woke establishment therefore he must be partially correct. The other well-used one iis ‘They all laughed at Galileo…’. I don’t think ‘they’ did. ‘They’ put him under house arrest.

Anybody remotely interested in science will have encountered this guff before; the new age spinning of ‘quantum’ into meaning anything can happen, the mis-use of scientific and technical terms by postmodern cultural theorists and lately, everything that uses machine learning is ‘AI’.

Lets hope ‘Terryology’ doesn’t lead to him filing patents for phoney bomb detectors.

He makes Scientologists sound sober.

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Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

You pay your money you get to choose. C.A.

OK, the 90s ones like Loaded and FHM were marketed for and aimed at morons and oafs. And it’s no surprise that neither publication exists today, because they were mostly both crap. But there were ones that were better, like Esquire and GQ.

But now both Esquire and GQ have nothing to do with men or their interests. Normal straight men, that is.

An attractive woman on the front cover of a magazine was always a selling point. But it appears that good looking women are now banned from the covers of these publications. Now, it’s either a knobhead like Marcus Rashford or Daniel Craig. Or a whoopsie like Andrew Scott or the new Doctor Whoke Ncunti Thingy. It appears these mags are now aimed at wokeys and pooves. The media is all too happy to take part in this emasculation, and they are making out it’s now ‘wrong’ for men to like women. They are also stupid bastards. What cover star is going to sell more? A good looking bird, or some mincing luvvie? It’s nearly as daft as Tesco encouraging people to have a vegan Christmas dinner (which they did) when they sell hundreds of turkeys. Commercial suicide in the name of woke lunacy.

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Nominated by Norman.

 
And it’s still a cunt.

I knew the fiendish yellow-brained devils were up to something back in the 1970s with all their ‘boat people’ shenanigans. The whole story about escaping GI Joe was just a beard for the planned invasion of the UK. Uncle Ho was playing the long game.

Now they have launched their own version of Operation Sea Lion and it is a cunt. Watch out for crazy people in straw hats and black pyjamas playing Russian Roulette in your local High street. ‘Fluck off Blitish geezer. You no pay. My wife velly pritty.’

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Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

 
Since divorcing Prince Andrew, the Duchess of York has tried various different roles to try and stay in the public eye. Author, TV personality, businesswoman and boring us with her cancer diagnosis, Christ old news Fergie, get in fucking line. Now she has found a new role, speaking up for younger people as an ‘ambassador’ for Generation Z.

Yep those whiny refugee loving climate change crying snowflake pussies who think they are non-binary, whist wrapped in a Palestinian tea towel and calling for intifada need a voice.

Fergie blathers, “I am the generational bridge between Gen Z and the outside world (when they take their head out of their phones you mean?) I’m saying , “No, Gen Z, I’m sorry for hurting your planet and I’m listening”. The ginger Yoda goes to say that she can relate to the pressure they face because she has always been judged. “Gen Z are very strong people. No one should be judged on anything, not race, creed, colour, or any other denomination – and I’m a great supporter of LGBTQ . Everyone just needs to be themselves, why is that not good enough”.

Has Fergie actually met one of these fuckwits? Their whole world view is filtered through the identity of race, colour, gender, religion etc. You will certainly be judged if you are a young straight white male who doesn’t subscribe to the woke cult. But maybe they aren’t the type of Gen Z who need a voice. Its not like young white boys are failing at school or young white men more likely to have mental illness, commit suicide, be homeless or end up in prison. Or maybe young Jews bullied off university campuses and girls competing in sports against biological males.

How about you stick to the role of irrelevant sponging minor ex-royal and writing more Budgie the Little Helicopter books for Sparkletits to read to Hewitt Jr you fat old tart.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.