I’ve got the fucking hump and no mistake I can tell you. Last year I had to get surgery, and as a reward for all the unpleasantness, I booked us a couple of weeks in a swanky drum in Gran Caneria for early 2025. We should be there as I write, enjoying some good wine and food in the warm weather. We’re not; I’ve been grounded by a heart scare.
(I can go on your behalf and sent you a postcard. Let me know – NA)

As a result of this, I’ve been put on a veritable cocktail of no less than six medications, that’s on top of other stuff I already take. As if that wasn’t bad enough, I’m now thoroughly dazed, confused and anxious after trying to wade my way through the fucking Dead Sea Scroll of ‘patient information’ that comes in tiny print in every box.

Where do I begin? Well for starters I’m told that I shouldn’t take the medication if I’m allergic to it. Well how exactly am I supposed to find out whether I’m allergic to it if I don’t take it?

But as you read on, it just gets plain scary; the list of possible side effects and consequences is enough to make you piss yourself. To name just a few, I might suffer vomiting, diarrhoea, constipation and nausea; blurred vision or blindness; rashes, dry itchy skin or hives; fainting, headaches, loss of consciousness, confusion or memory loss; palpitations, heart attack or stroke; severe internal and/or external bleeding; hearing loss (may be irreversible); death (almost certainly irreversible). Don’t take alcohol. Don’t take THIS at the same time as THAT.The list just goes on and on… I’m now thinking that I’ll have to go and see a pharmacist just to work out a schedule.

Oh, and if I suffer any of the above complications, I’m to contact my physician IMMEDIATELY. Good job then that when I saw her earlier, she gave me her private number so that I can contact her any time, 24/7.

Naturally I realise that in putting me on all this stuff, the hospital is trying to act in my best interests, but trying to wade through all the pages and pages of ifs, buts and maybes in each case makes me wonder if the cure mightn’t actually kill me. Big Pharma just wants to cover its fat corporate arse against any and every eventuality of course, but the screeds on any patient information leaflet is enough to leave any punter with a pounding headache and a bad case of anxiety just for starters;

Accord Healthcare.

Go on cunters, just have a look at this one for example. It’s about as much practical help as an ash tray on a motor bike, and about as reassuring as a handshake from Stalin. Read it and weep.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

is a cunt.

Please bear with me. The main meat for cunting these mega cunts again centres around an article I noticed whilst looking for the football fixtures. I don’t bother with their news site for all the reasons given before on ISAC but the said article caught my eye.

It went something like :- is climate change the reason it’s getting colder. I will add link to article below.

Talk about changing the narrative just to suit your fucking opinion. Someone in BBC La La land must have realised that it has been cold recently and that such weather doesn’t fit well with the global boiling bullshit. So They appear to have written an article letting all us Plebs know that climate change can make it colder as well as warmer. Guess they call it global freezing?

Just why the fuck can’t they just report things why do they have to constantly have to push their beliefs onto to everyone.

Are they pocketing a % of Ed millitwats net zero taxes? Make me wonder.

bbcnews

Defined Benefit Pension Schemes, also known as final salary schemes ( FSS) in the UK have a surplus of £160b, which is held in low risk/low return investments. The surplus is above and beyond that which companies need to meet current requirements.

Under current rules this surplus cannot invested in the wider economy.

Step forward the Government ( 2TK and Rachel from accounts) who have met with the bosses of companies such as Tesco, BT and Unilever, to propose a consultation in order to change the rules, in order to unlock £££bs for investment in the economy, the company or pension schemes.

Now, I’m no economist, but then neither is 2TK or Rachel, but it seems to me that I’ve heard of a few instances of people’s pensions being ‘repurposed’ and I can’t recall a single instance when it ended well.

I may have got it wrong, as I say I’m no economist, but if it isn’t broken don’t fix it, please.

bbcnews

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

…. is now a thing. And if you maliciously fart at someone – even if you only do so in a 5 second fully clothed pre-recorded video gesture via a messaging app (or email presumably)… and whatever cunt you send it to has the self importance – but severe lack of something else that I’m struggling to define – to bring this to the otherwise totally useless constabulary of Great England – as opposed to deleting the clip and blocking the sender – … there will be arrest, prosecution, court, fines, community service and restraining orders in your future.

You know, .. like there USED to be for burglary, mugging, sexual assault etc.

I’d equally like to co-cunt the base level useless bitch that sent the fucking fart videos, christ is this what we’ve become as a species?

Please don’t schedule this on April 1st, admin!

NY Post. (Link changed by Night Admin to avoid ad blocker crap – NA)

Nominated by : Cuntemall

Rhys Herbert AKA Digga D isa cunt along with his well paid lawyer.

Mr Herbert makes the sort of “music” that makes one get violent purely by the sound of it. And makes his musical rivals get violent because of the choice words used.

As for his stage name I can only assume it is a play on the good old term spade as he certainly has not done any manual digging.

Young Mr Herbert got a fairly light sentence for massive amounts of what was probably “stardawg” lesser quality herbs given his previous but still, his lawyer is spouting prison is harming his musical career.

Absolute pisstake of the entire system, I would have sentenced him to removal of voicebox followed by some real digging.

ARY News. (Link provided by Cuntemall)

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles