People who abuse the Motability scheme

are cunts.

I have nominated the the people who take the piss with this scheme, so by extension taking the piss out of me, a taxpayer.
A very good friend of mine has been on it a long time, but she is a genuine case.
She needs a car, because she lives in a rural area, the nearest bus stop is probably 2 miles away.
Her son, who is in his mid twenties now, has severe learning difficulties, she has worked all her life.
When her son left school, she had to leave work, to become his full time carer. Which she does admirably.
I have no problem with cases like hers, and the many more which are genuine. That is what the scheme, and wider welfare system was meant for.
Top help those in real need.
The opposite end of the scheme, is said friends nephew.
He his on the autism spectrum, whatever that means. My friend will tell you there’s fuck all wrong with him.
Other than he can’t get his back off the bed in a morning, an idle little cunt, who chooses not to work, but wants the same nice things as those who do work.
He drives about in a little Audi, I think it’s an A3, not sure because cars aren’t my thing, I much prefer motorbikes.
Last year he did above 40,000 miles in it, and actually went on holiday 3 times to Devon, that’s from South Yorkshire as well.
I would have thought there were mileage restrictions in place, or using the car in that way should flag up there’s nothing wrong with him.
But his reason for having one is probably more pressing than some.
A recent article I saw listed some of the reasons.
Tennis elbow, constipation, stress and and anxiety. The list is stunning when you see the excuses.
I don’t know the procedure for getting on this merry go round.
Not only does the scheme want looking at, but also the Doctors signing these cunts off, who give them the privilege of a very cheap car. One that I certainly couldn’t afford, without the big price reduction.
Maybe it’s time I started getting a bad back, or feeling anxious about Brexit or something.
I wonder if the scheme will include motorbikes ? I fancy one of those BMW S1000 XR M, or maybe a Vincent, the next time Bonhams auction one.
If you can’t beat the, join them (that doesn’t include mouse limbs though)
The day we run up of money draws ever closer. Depressing.

google

Nominated by The cunt man of Alcatraz

Multiculturalism

is a cunt.

Here’s a lovely example of the type of enrichment exported to the seaside by the lowest of the low feral shite from London..

bbcnews

The article speaks for itself.

This type of outrage has become almost cliché yet is routinely buried or ignored for the usual reasons.

Thankfully all the cunts convicted have jobs lined up appearing in adverts for holidays,vacuum cleaners,luxury cars,sofas and toothpaste once released and a white actress can be found who is desperate enough to pose as their wife in said advertisements.

Dear me,what a disgraceful shambles.

Oven.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

The Afghan Migration Scandal

is a cunt.

“Good evening. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting on the latest migration scandal to hit the UK, the story of which is just reaching us hot off the press.

Our story begins in 2021, with the retreat from Afghanistan which allowed the Taliban to establish control over that Godforsaken hole. Subsequently a blundering oaf in officialdom (who by all accounts in still in post) was responsible for a data breach, which made public the names of Afghanis deemed ‘at risk’ for working with British forces on the ground in Afghanistan.

As a result of this cock-up, the then government began a scheme to bring these people to Britain. It’s estimated that thousands have been brought in, at a cost of billions. Naturally they’re being given priority for social housing, receiving benefits and so on. I understand that they’ve been told that they can work if they want to, but that they don’t have to. And why would they, when they can get money for doing fuck all literally for the rest of their lives?

Now you’re maybe asking yourself ‘mmm… why am I only hearing about this scandal now?’. Well the answer to your question is astonishingly simple. The then Tory government chose to keep it a shabby secret from you. That’s right; they took out a superinjunction to keep you from finding out. Needless to say, it’s a decision that Keir Shithouse and his crew have been happy to go along with, until the UK High Court overturned it recently.

There you have it. Yet more thousands flock in from a Third World shitehole, reputedly including some convicted sex offenders. You’re forking out yet again, you, you, you, you and you at the back, and naturally you’re deemed fit and able to do so by the powers-that-be. You weren’t consulted about it though. They didn’t even bother telling you about it; no, you weren’t deemed fit and able to hear the truth, in case you, er, didn’t like it and got low-down mad. You’d still be being taken for mugs and know nothing if it wasn’t for a High Court judge deciding that funnily enough, you actually had a right to know.

So it’s just one more egregious example of the political elite in this country treating the long-suffering people with arrogance and utter contempt. American statesman Thomas Jefferson once said ‘the government you elect is the government you deserve’. Don’t we just know it. To paraphrase another great American, what we’ve got is a government of cunts, by cunts, for cunts.

This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Sky news

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Eli Mercer


Who in the name of the FUCK is this cunt?
Well that`s just it, cunters – he doesn`t fucking exist.
And that, is my point …

Eli Mercer – West Texas Dreams (Official Lyric Video)

See below for the second link which will take you to `The Creator`, who explains the serious implications of this shit far better than I can.

As if this generation of utter fuckwits isn`t already handicapped enough what with the continual dribble of …
▬ climate change;
▬ arabs & jews (since the dawn of time);
▬ veganism;
▬ all politicians;
▬ LBGTQWRTYs etc;
▬ black lives matter;
▬ islamism (make that all religions);
▬ the fucking BBC, who never ever seem to learn;
▬ 99% the interweb;
[▬ insert whatever here, ad infinitum …].

And this is just the beginning, of the end.

Fortunately, cunters, most of us won`t be around to witness the demise of our own species. At least we`ve done a good job of taking out many other species as we`ve been bumbling along so haughtily.

I bet Johnny Alien is having a right laugh at this planetary shit-show.
🛸

YouTube – The Song.
YouTube – The Explanation.

This has something to do with Nick Beato. Someone cunt this arrogant know-it-all fuckwit – NA.

Nominated by : Sam Beau

The House of Lords New £10 million Front Door


A cunting please for the House of Unelected Cunts new front door.

What was wrong with the old front door? I have no idea. Possibly it was too reminiscent of a time when this country was not a basket case.

Anyway, this new fucking front door was originally estimated to cost 6.1 million pounds…

“What the fuck” I hear you cry, “are you mad?” Most likely, but that’s not important right now.

What is important is that someone in a position of responsibility actually looked at that 6.1 million pound figure and signed off on it!

But that’s not all – not by a long chalk. The final cost came in at £9.6 million!

Remember, we’re not talking about a Surrey mansion here, or a town house in Mayfair or Knightsbridge. No, we’re talking about a fucking door.

And to add insult to injury, the thing is dysfunctional! Security officers have to be permanently stationed at the new door to press a button to let cunts in, adding a further £2500 a week to the costs. 🙄

Lord McFall of Alcluith (no, me neither) who chairs the House of Unelected Cunts Commission that oversees the running of the project, issued this word-salad by way of an explanation:

“The commission identified that it was unclear how many issues were due to manufacturing and installation failures and how many were due to issues with the initial identification of requirements and subsequent need for alterations. Additional information will be needed to understand the failures, including information on costs – both how the initial project figure of £6.1m was arrived at and the increase to the current total of £9.6m, and any unanticipated additional costs such as increased staffing to manage and operate the entrance. It will be important to assess the quality of the decision-making in establishing the project and the ways in which the evidence provided for the specifications of the new entrance were tested to ensure they took account of user requirements. The problems that have arisen around delivery of the new entrance pose larger questions about effective programme delivery, including capability within parliamentary departments.”

Smooth talking mealy mouthed fucker.

Sly News.

Nominated by : Shit-cake Baker