Supermarkets during Ramadan is a cunt, isn’t it.

Of all the fuckwittery that religion forces people to do, fasting while it’s daylight is one of the most humiliating. Yes, it’s that time of year when these muslamic hamasexuals starve themselves for a few weeks, occasionally punctuated by the odd stabfest in the usual areas.

British supermarkets have gone into mad competition for the islamic quid. There are posters, deals, audio announcements. even moon-&-star logos like the Turkish flag. Is it cultural suicide or just desperate marketing? How about a bit of retail humour:

👽 Eat ’til your burqua explodes! 👽
🌟 Get moHammered with this beer!🌟
🌙 Peckish? Mustafa Sandwich🌙
👻 Buy some cheese at our Infi-Deli👻

Presumably the supermarkets are kowtowing to their Halal demands:
Iqbal: “You. Shop assistant! Is dis meat Halal?”
Tesco staff: “Oh yes sir, definitely sir. It was freshly killed yesterday with the maximum amount of pain and cruelty.”
🔪

Finally, after their starvathon, these suicide-bombers and Pakistankies can all relax with their ramadum groceries from subjugated British supermarkets and enjoy their Day Of The Goat.

Rama-fucking-dan?

Rama-fucking-dont.

Nominated by : Captain Magnanimous

Two tier again, suddenly kier has discovered a streak of martial desire.

British troops to police Ukraine border zone up to 20000 so general admiral Keir stated. Then the RAF will police the skys over said border and stop those troublesome ruskis from doing more naughty things. Fuckf me the amount of money the west hove poured into Ukraine plus all the equipment is likely greater than the money we have shelled out to Pakistan in aid and bribes (a lot). Obviously a money tree has been found.

When will these cunts realise our armed forces are so small that defending a small town would be problematic. Surely it’s time to follow the Swiss model, neutrality, the armed forces defend the U.K. not outer inner left side belonge. I suppose the cull of pensioners will go some way to funding kiers attempts at martial glory, interestingly the majority of our European “allies” have said bollocks to that scenario no way are we going to use what’s left of our armed forces. Kier appears to be entering a Saint George episode.

If his money, life wasting plan comes together will he be striding forward leading his tiny underequipped, underpaid, woke crippled force. Of course not. Bunch of arsewipes the lot of them.

BBC News. (Link provided by Sam Beau)

Nominated by : Black biscuit

I’ve not watched ‘Dr Whoke’ for years, but the received wisdom is that the show could be circling the drain.

Viewing figures are in the toilet, with fans apparently cheesed off with its now incessant wokery, and the word is that latest Doc incarnation Ncunti Gatwank has his eye on projects in Hollywood (code for ‘doesn’t want to be left clutching the sonic screwdriver as the Tardis gets sucked into a black hole’).

The Beeb’s been forced to deny that the show faces the axe, and the production team will no doubt try to double down and claim that recent problems are due to there being not enough ‘progressive’ zeal being demonstrated. If Gatwank is indeed off, the long-suffering licence fee payer should prepare for a burka-wearing Dr with a limp, with an asylum-seeking companion who’s just arrived here in a dingy.

It won’t matter in the least to the production team if the show ends up with an audience of a hundred; they’ll still have a platform for their loony agenda, and it’ll be somebody else’s cash that’ll be paying for it. It’s as good a reason as any I’ve heard for defunding the BBC.

Standard.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Let us have a truth is stranger than fiction cunting for the Zizian Death Cult of High Tech, Vegan, Trannsexual Vampires.

This story is bizarre and disturbing even by Cunt Engine standards.

In September of 2022 an obituary was posted in a local newspaper for one Jack Amadeus LaSota who fell overboard and (presumably) drowned in the Pacific Ocean. His body was never recovered.

Cross the continent and fast forward to January 2025, and two US Border Agents and one suspect are killed in a shootout in Vermont. At some point another suspect was captured.

From that point on these 2 stories intersect and what unfolds becomes frighteningly surreal.

The Border Agents were killed by members of the Zizian Death Cult, a group of Vegan Transexual High Tech Vampires. Their leader is none other than the aforementioned Jack LaSota aka Ziz…the Ziz in Zizian…who as it turns out is not dead after all.

This High Tech Vegan Vampire Tranny is said to be responsible for (at least) 6 deaths across the nation.

Back in 2019 before it disappeared, it seems as though Ziz and it’s associate Felix “Ophelia” Baukaut, started attracting followers when they began a kind of Vampiresque / High Tech Blog talking about hacking and the undead.

Given what I know about vampires, the blood and vegan thing seems a little odd to me but who am I to question a genius.

Anyway, Ziz along with 3 other accomplices left civilization, donned black robes and Gut Fawkes masks and went into the wilderness to write their manifesto.

From there the story gets even weirder (if you can imagine that). When they emerged, they become involved in some kind of kiddie creeper protests that resulted in criminal action against them. At the time it’s defense attorney…one Daniel Kapleovitz said of Ziz:

“LaSota seemed like a very kind and thoughtful person who cared about animals and protested against injustice.”

I’m not sure that Attny Kapleovitz is a very good judge of character. I have a hard time just getting past the whole High Tech, Vegan, Tranny, Vampire thing.
Be that as it may…

As the case dragged on it seems Ziz got involved in a murder and was forced to fake it’s own death and go underground. (No vampire / undead / buried in it’s native soil pun intended.)

Now, six years later, thanks to the capture of one of the Transpires, Ziz has been arrested and is being held in connection with at least 6 murders…including the execution style murders of 2 people (aged 69 and 71) in Pennsylvania and one Samurai sword killing (age 80) in California.

I’m going to stop now and provide you with a 2 in 1 link from the Daily Mail so you can read the story for yourselves:

Daily Fail

I say 2 in 1 because this link is a story about Zis’ arrest with a little background information. If you click the link in the first paragraph; “Bay Area vegan trans ‘death cult” it will take you to a previous story with more detailed background information.

As dark and disturbing as this story is there is some good news.

Remember Opheila? It was shot dead by police…presumably by a silver bullet or a garlic filled hollow point.

And the 80 year old guy who got stabbed with the Samurai Sword…the old guy went down fighting and shot one of his attackers dead. Ditto the bullet.

And according to some accounts, there is at least one survivor of the Death Cult’s attacks who can give evidence and testify against them.

I’m almost at a loss for words. Truth really is stranger than fiction and it seems blatantly superfluous to say that the Zizian Death Cult of High Tech Transexual Vegan Vampires are cunts.

Nominated by General Cuntster.

Likely highly contentious but to me, anyone opposed to abortion is a cunt.

bbcnews

As are Poi leas Alba but that is a whole separate cunting.

I don’t know why anyone would want to hang around abortion clinics trying to put women/young girls off bringing yet another mistake or even a result of less than legal baby making into the world?

Their right to peacefully protest, sure, their right to silent prayer, fine.
Slippery slope for other topics if those rights are lost.

But to me, the right to abort for whatever reason should be set in stone, mistakes happen, circumstances meaning any potential child would be better off not being born happen and shit happens.

Nominated by Cunt of the Isles