I would like to put forward, if you’ll allow, a cunting that I believe most who frequent these hallowed pages will both understand and agree with, that being

Every Driver On The Road Is A Cunt Except Me.

Allow me to give examples which I hope you can add to

1. Scared of the speed limit Cunts – these cunts seem to take great delight in doing 40mph on a 60mph road, but then stick at fucking 40mph when entering a 30mph

2. The fuck me I don’t know where I am Cunts – these cunts creep along the kerb, threatening to stop, but never seem to, just fuck about looking for somewhere

3. The pull out in front of you then turn right Cunts – as described, these cunts pull out on you last minute, then immediately want to turn fucking right

4. The go in the outside lane at traffic lights then stick a right indicator on Cunts – so you’re waiting for the lights, and go behind a car in the outside lane, in the hope you can get a head of some coffin dodging cunt, then as the lights change the cunt in front sticks on a right indicator thus holding you up

5. Gormless Cunts – So you’re driving a long and see a cunt wanting to pull out of a side road, you do the decent thing from a distance and flash them, fuck all happens, so you flash them again, fuck all again, then as you get close the cunt decides to pull out forcing you to hit the brakes

6. The don’t like green Cunts – Another traffic light situation where the cunt in front decides to not move when the lights turn green, so after a round of fucks from your horn they finally decide it might be a good idea, they get through and the lights fucking change before you do

I know there are more, and when I go out later I’ll be cunting myself for not including another cuntitude I have encountered.

Nominated by : Dry Itchy Cunt

Corrynne Elliot AKA Speech Debelle is a theiving, race card playing cunt.

Daily Fail. (Non-paywalled link provided by Sam Beau)

I shall let the article speak for itself but sum it up by saying said cunt got caught using company card to the tune of close to £10k, company suggested it was paid back, reaction to being caught was the card was attempted at employment tribunal no less.

I have no words.
(Well, very few words but just about enough for us to let this pass – NA)

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

Although I’ve not seen the flick, I understand that at the end of ‘No Time To Die’, legendary superagent James Bond gets blown to smithereens.

Notwithstanding the fact that bits of 007 were scattered the length and breadth of the Faroe Islands, the hunt is now on once more to find the ‘new’ Bond, in what will be another reboot of what has become a desperately tired and predictable franchise.

So here we are again, with the producers going through the inevitable ‘names in the frame’ publicity jaunt, with the likes of Henry Cavill, Josh O’Connor and Aaron Taylor-Johnson in the running. Given that apparently ‘whiteness is not a given’, Idris Elba’s name crops up yet again, although he’ll be in his mid-50s by the time things finally get underway on a new film. The only surprising thing to me is that it looks as though the new 007 will still be a bloke, as opposed to a black lesbian with a dodgy knee. It’s nice to know that some things are still sacred.

After the heyday of Connery (Ahem, could not disagree Moore – NA), in my view the series began a slow but inevitable decline, and shot its load with the hopeless ‘Die Another Day’. I did go with some pals to see ‘Casino Royale’, but that was it for me. As far as freshness and innovation go, I’ve no idea what could possibly be done to reinvigorate such a knackered old warhorse once more, and have no intention of handing over good brass to find out.

There comes a point when you just have to let something go, but as long as there are punters willing to shell out, there will be a new Bond, and then another after that. I’d just like to say ‘James Bond, RIP’, but it looks as though he’s not going to get the chance.

Metro.co.uk.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Does anybody still get their milk in bottles?. If so, could they send a gold top to toothy, mouthy Brummie gobshite MP Jess Phillips, a cowardly hypocrite, because she wants a medal.

It seems this “brave” man-hating MP (unless you are a Mudslime of a poof – she seems to be Streeting’s fag hag), always sees herself as a heroine. The latest “poor me in danger” moment has been caused by Elon Musk, writing a few homes truths about the careerist old bag. This isn’t the first time she has put herself in imaginary danger for opening up her big gob, and no doubt it won’t be the last as she is a self-advertising exhibitionist.

BBC News.

If she can’t take the heat she should stay out of the kitchen.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

is a cunt.

Now you might not of heard of this scientific organisation.

They hunt Bigfoot.?

Now Bigfoot is either

A) a undiscovered primate species ,

B). A relic hominid or early species of human

C) complete bollocks.

Now plenty of people try and prove the existence of Bigfoot.

They take plaster castes of
footprints.
Trail cameras
Do DNA testing on hair, scat , samples etc.
A scientific approach.

The GCBRO take a different scientific approach.

They’re gonna blow it’s fuckin head off.

Now as a large hairy biped who likes to spend time in the woods,
I’m hesitant at this.

GCBRO get together in head to toe camouflage and high powered rifles to.try.and shoot the big lad.
For his own good like.

Only a matter of time till some hiker, bird watcher, lumberjack gets mistaken for a wookiee and there’s a corpse missing a head and a legal case for GCBRO.

One said

” They’re rare and at risk . We git one on a slab we kin git it protection.”

Gee thanks Cletus.
Maybe you can save the panda too?

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Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt