Roy Hodgson, the worst ‘pool manager since Michael Barrymore,
is a sacked today useless cunt.
Nominated by AllSeeingEye
Roy Hodgson
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Phillip Hughes
Ricky Ponting
Ricky Pointing is a gobby, gum chewing, finger-pointing, umpire disputing cunt.
Nominated by AllSeeingEye
Convict Colony
(To the tune of Yellow Submarine)
In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said “put him on a ship, to the convict colony”
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
Australian Cricket Team
The Australian cricket team are all out for 98 useless cunts.
I’ve Shagged Matilda
I’ve Shagged Matilda
I’ve Shagged Matilda and so has my mate
and she moaned and she groaned
as she took it up the billabong
I’ve Shagged Matilda and so has my mate.
Nominated by All Seeing Eye
Vince Cable [2]
Vince Cable, erstwhile Secretariat Of BusyBodyNess and now shunted to the Sidings Of Shame is a naive cunt who is now saying the sting by the Telegraph has done “great damage” to the relationship between MPs and their constituents.
No Vince, you are the one who has undermined any vestigial trace of trust between us commoners and you Great And Worthy Whores Who Will Do Anything For A Shilling, you cheap cunt.