Q. What do you call a woman with two Cunts
A. N-DUBZ
That’s my nomination: the shit music making chav Cunts,
especially that stupid hat wearing King of Cunts Dappy, Nappy or whatever his stupid cunting name is!
Sarah “ToeSucker” Ferguson (once upon a time a real-life Princess but later a demented drunken cunt who tried to sell her husband to the Ay-rabs) who has appeared on Fattest Cunt In The World Oprah’s TV show to cry and whimper how hurt she was that The Queen didn’t send her an invite to The Wedding Of The Century, is a cunt.
What fucking planet is this ginger minger on? I wouldn’t invite her to a Big Fat Gypsy Wedding never mind a state occasion watched by half the world’s population. She’d probably have tried to sell Kate to an Ay-rab for a bottle of Chardonnay. Fergie must be in the running for Cunt of the Century surely?
I’ll tell you who are a whole bunch of cunts! Spanish footballers, or should I say footballers in Spain, trophy dropping, silly haired, namby-pamby roll about on the floor, diving cunts. And the team managers, especially that Jose ‘I’m a picked on victim’ Mourhino. But he’s a Portugese cunt. Still a massive cunt though.
Katie Couric as a massive cunt in a cuntish little midget cunt body.
Over-paid cunt. Astonishingly stupid cunt, leftist progressive hypocrite cunt (see Astonishingly stupid cunt). And all round miserable little know-all bikers moll mega cunt.
What a cunt.
Andrew Marr is a jug-eared, can’t keep his cock in his trousers, BBC-apparatchik, hypocritical, gobshite ubercunt.