Anthony Sullivan

Posted on May 20, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I give you a gobby fake Yank presenter cunt from Devon – Anthony Sullivan.

Your one time limited stock opportunity to buy The Homo Suction X5 Personal Steam Cleaner which includes my free state of the art turbo action arse cleaner to blast those stubborn dags of burnt in burger shite where other cleaners fail. Now you got the power of steam, people. Get dialing now you dumb cunts!

Pray tell me the fuck why? Would you buy a used condom from a yank? Would you buy a used and screwed middle eastern country from a yank? Lard arsed nose jobs think they rule the world though they don’t know where most of it is, the cunts. Y’all have a nice day now!

Him and all the other gobby Yank presenter cunts on shopping channels. Cunts, the lot of ’em.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

David Beckham [2]

Posted on May 19, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

So, the knob-end that is Brand Beckham has decided to hang up his boots! Hoodey-fucking-ray-ray!!

Gives the cunt more time to hang around the gym perfecting his perfect figure so he looks good in his underwear ads with a sock stuffed down his shorts.

Please, Becks, PLEASE just fuck off and be a cunt somewhere nice and remote and quiet so we never hear about you ever ever again, you cunt!

Nominated by : Dioclese

Robbie Williams [4]

Posted on May 18, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The picture says it all – why is that cunt still around?

Nominated by : King Cunt

Frankie Dettori

Posted on May 17, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Frankie Dettori : one dodgy jock too dumb to realise that the recreationals go up the horse’s arse, not up yer nose, cunt.

Time was yours truly had connections with the gee gees, Sport of Kings and all that. Level playing field, all the nags were fixed and all the jocks were juiced. Fond memories of little lisping Lester the Queen’s jock, backed favourite, falling orf his “horth” at the last. Howls from the punters. Glory days.

Point is Sport of Kings? Dodgy jocks. Toerag owners. Chinless officials. Bastard bookies. Screwed punters.

Sport of Cunts.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stokes

Scotland the Brave

Posted on May 16, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Stokes’ paid damn good coin to their lackey scots bailifs to enforce land clearances and improved the Caledonian colony no end. Lovely haunting empty landscips. Buggered the kilted cunts. Gave them a taste of cold steel and despatched their mewling inbred brats. Got some robust genes impregnated into their cow faced females. Gave the sullen cunts a viable breeding population.

Gratitude? Bugger hell no. Bite the cock that screws ‘em. Give the cunts a vote on leaving the Union for fucks sake?? Bugger those deviant scum scots cunts back into line. They know they want it.