Scotland the Brave

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Stokes’ paid damn good coin to their lackey scots bailifs to enforce land clearances and improved the Caledonian colony no end. Lovely haunting empty landscips. Buggered the kilted cunts. Gave them a taste of cold steel and despatched their mewling inbred brats. Got some robust genes impregnated into their cow faced females. Gave the sullen cunts a viable breeding population.

Gratitude? Bugger hell no. Bite the cock that screws ‘em. Give the cunts a vote on leaving the Union for fucks sake?? Bugger those deviant scum scots cunts back into line. They know they want it.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Paedophiles

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Hands up! Stokes’ have buggered for Britain down the ages but this paedo business a bit beyond the pale.

Accustomed to a little junior exercise from the local clergy and par for the course at Eton. Necessary education for the governing classes donchaknow but gone too far. Seems every second face is a paedo. Endless revelations by the day.

Conspiracy of silence in the fart filled corridors of the BBC. Paedo links between the Gov and the police. Recreation of choice in showbiz. Dodgy aussie Rolf Harris has got his didgerydoo out for fuck sake (unfortunate turn of phrase). Time was when I thought paedos were a brand of swimmimg trunks.

Paedos have stripped the world of innocence. Pervert Cunts.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stokes

Harry Styles

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Harry Styles – A complete and utter cunt.

Sings like a cunt, Has the hair of a cunt, Looks like a cunt from a band full of cunts,

Fucks two bit E grade Celb slut cunts, who cant get a fuck anywhere else

This cunt alone is reason someone needs to seriously off that king of cunts Simon Cowell, who let him out on all of us.

Nominated by : Bloke in Holland

Loyd Grossman

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Q: “Name two moments that changed your life.”
A: “The first time I had pesto in Italy and the first time I heard ‘Purple Haze’ by Jimi Hendrix.”

Loyd Grossman and his cock in sauces; the pretentious cunt!

Nominated by : Dioclese

Monopoly

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Monopoly – the most jumped up, right wing “I got loads and you got fuck all” game I’ve ever seen.

This game is for greedy, Conservative cunts who have nothing better to do with their time and deserve fuck all but the life of misery, the cunts!

Nominated by : Cripplecock