Michaella McCollum & Melissa Reid

Posted on August 22, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Michaella McCollum & Melissa Reid are a couple of dozy, piss taking cunts.

Caught red handed smuggling Coke through Lima airport they have the gall to plead not guilty. Who do they they they are – fucking O.J.?

Nominated by: Elliot Ness

Jesus Christ

Posted on August 21, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I would like to nominate the baby Jesus. Okay, had a tough start in life. Born in a stable, but at least the cunt got some gold. Thirty years later the ‘exalted one’ is working as a fucking tekton. What happened to all the fucking gelt?

And what the fuck happened to Joesph? I bet the cunt fucked off with the fucking money. Cunting Yid – should have been nailed to a piece of wood.

Has anyone noticed that baby Jesus looks a bit like Prince George? God bless you Maaaaaaam.

Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon

BBC News Channel

Posted on August 20, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Temperature rises, blood boiling, rest mist rising avoiding fucking BBC johnnies tossing on 24/7 about when the new Royal parasite will deliver its first fart on an adoring nation. 100s of these slap head rear entry merchants on vast pay, perks and pensions on a simple shagging story!

Back to the beating heart of the already dated news facility with grungy news persons meandering up a staircase in the background. Now to the fake banter presenters. Wankers cannot read from an autocue without speeding up or slowing down. Learn how to sight read cunts! So there’s been a major nuclear disaster in China but who the fuck is that metrosexual cunt on the stairs?

Now a self congratulatory advertisement featuring our vastly expensive presenters with Mathew Amroliwala in very gay gloves.

We go to our slaphead camp cunt special give you the arsehole correspondent playing pocket billiards in a crap shopping centre in Salford – Salford? Where the fuck is that?

CUNTS 24/7 (at vast expense to johnny public)

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Voters

Posted on August 19, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

People who vote are cunts. Doesn’t matter which party, they are all the fucking same. You only encourage them into thinking that the reason they have attained a following is because they deserve one, instead of the real reason, which is invariably that they wish to inflict their petty prejudices upon the nation in the form of new laws, whilst robbing the taxpayer blind and sucking cock, usually.

What really gets me fuming are dopey fuckers who realise, for example, that the tories are a bunch of chinless, spineless, hopeless bastards, and use this as a justification for voting Labour, even though they are a bunch of bum-sexing, war mongering, expenses fiddling cunts, and vice versa.

The best thing to do with politicians is kill them. Cunts.

Nominated by: Termujin