Not content with desecrating the memory of the original legends, with three, utter, total shitfests, he then sees fit to go back and stick CGI cuntishness over the originals, thus despoiling them as well.
Utter, complete, Christmas TV spoiling, own hype believing, Ja Ja Binks bothering, ranch loitering cunt!
Nominated by: The Large Visage
‘Alan Carr’s New Year Specstacular’ with guests fat unfunny cunt James Corden, unfunny wanky Keith Lemon, boring ex-rugby player Ben Cohen, poncy reality dancer Abbey Clancy, crappy BB presenter Emma Willis and seriously unfunny Seann Walsh apparently helped Alan bring in 2014 with some great party games and general new year madness.
Plus there was live ‘music’ from Tinie Tempah and Katy B. Fuck me! That was music?
Who says that turkeys are for Christmas?
There’s enough cunts here to keep this site going until February! Let’s face it, Carr could keep it going for a month by himself…
Nominated by: Dioclese
“Vote for me and I’ll give you all loadsa money!”
While he was unconscious we saw the surgeon lean over and whisper gently in his ear, “Ed you are a snot-gobbling-dirty-little-pox-arsed-cock-tosser!”
Nominated by: Brian Barrough
Nominated by: Kelvin Ballsacre
(In the interest of equality, I would like to point out that Miliband and Clegg are just as fucking bad! Ed.)
That Tam O’Shanter was a cunt, too.
Nominated by: cuntybaws