If it’s a sheer naked in your face hypocritical tax avoidance scheme you’re after, look no further ‘The Office of Gordon and Sarah Brown’.
Now there is a pair of cunts.
Nominated by: The Grim Reaper
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Jonathan King
Jonathan King, the King of novelty pop records and paedophilia has, surprisingly, never been cunted here. So it’s time he was cunted and viciously so…
His biggest crime against music was “everyone’s gone to the moon”. Which frankly, I wish he had. Note that this convicted Child molester has been invited to take part in a documentary of the band Genesis. No surprises there then, only the BBC would invite such a nonce to discuss the careers of a bunch of self-indulgent prog rockers.
King was put tn charge of the Brit Awards in the early 90s. People asked King why there were no black or female acts on the bill that year? King replied: “Because I don’t like blacks and I don’t like women.”
We all know what he does like though.. King likes white boys and young arses.
Apart from his noncery, King should be cunted/shot for Una Paloma Blanca alone.
Nominated by: Fred West, Lez and Norman
Lance Armstrong
Lance Armstrong Is A Cunt
Sliding out of the twat of a gullible woman who either forgets or never knew the name of the demon who spawned this lying, bullying cunt, Lance Armstrong has succeeded in achieving several goals in his whole useless cunting life; giving bored cunts a reason to actually get excited about the world’s second most pathetic sport (after curling), cheating his ass off during seven Tours De France in that country full of arrogant short Napoleonic cunts, bullying poor cunts like Greg LeMonde and Betsy and Frankie Andreu when they told the truth about cheating in cycling and costing them millions in earnings, corrupting cunting cycling officials into busting other two wheel obsessed cunts like Floyd Landis for daring to cheat while on a team other than this evil cunt’s US Postal Service team that named after an dying, irrelevant bureaucracy that employs fat, useless cunts who regularly steal shit right from Americans’ mail, using Sheryl Crow as his emotional pillar while fighting nut cancer that this cunt gave himself after doping himself up with every performance enhancing drug known to man and beast, neglecting that same washed up cunt when she got cancer of her own, boning one of those emotionally fucked up Olsen twins with his one remaining nut, giving false hope to bald, vomiting kids in cancer wards and then spilling his guts to that overpaid and over-worshipped twat, Oprah Winfrey whose cunt probably looks like my wallet.
Nominated by: TIG
Digital Technology
Our first colour telly (a Decca bought by my dad in 1970) lasted until 1989…. A telly used to be a piece of furniture: made of proper wood and glass, with an ornament or lamp put on the top of it…. Now we get these crappy plastic flat screen things…. The picture is shit, they are terrible to clean, and when the screen ‘leaks’ and there is streaks of blue/green ink/gunge/shit inside the screen… Tellys these days are substandard shite, and so are the shows that are on them…
The so-called digital miracle is overhyped, overrated turd…. More goes wrong now with a telly reception than it ever did with the old analogue signal… You name it: pixelated picture, pops and glitches in the sound, that BBC iPlayer is shite (it stops and starts like Norman Collier!), and of course no tests are done during downtime (because there is now crap on the box 24 hours a day!)… No kid with Bubbles the clown and the blackboard, so any potential faults go undetected…
In fact I would rather watch the Testcard than the crap that is in today…
Nominated by: Norman
TTIP
Talking of evil right and left wing scum, I think its high time the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership was outed for being the monolithic cunt that it is.
I don’t like the EU, at all. I don’t like any socialist leaning, all encompassing society encroachment on my life. But the EU as a trade body does quite well at somethings, like keeping cunts like Monsanto from flogging its ‘Genetically Modified’ frankenfood in EU member states.
And, unlike those sepo cunts across the atlantic, we in Europe like to prove things are safe before we allow them to be used in public. Not so over there, anything can be used until it causes enough cancer to instigate a class action law suit. An iterating quote from the Guardian sites that in the EU there are 1200+ substances banned from use in cosmetics, yet those tea party throwing cunts across the Atlantic have only banned 12 KNOWN CARCINOGENS!!!
Government legislation damaging your business? Guess what, TTIP will allow you to sue the democratically elected government (if you have enough money) for loss of earnings, behind closed doors! And this is were the real cuntitude starts to creep through, these fuckers want a separate court to hear these claims, thereby subvert the last bastion of freedom which is ‘Equality before the law’. Imagine that, now multinational companies can actually run countries, innit brilliant?!?!?
So NHS, guess what? Yep, privatised. Because if you don’t, we will sue you for potential lost profits.
Utility Contracts? Yep, see above.
Public services in the UK are currently run by utter cunts, but they are some order of magnitude less cunty than those in Uhr-merica. I lived there long enough and had to deal with there shit. Thats what TTIP has in store for Europe.
Let get one thing straight, Uhrmerica is one fucking great cunt hole. It makes nothing of any notable value, it produces nothing pivotal to global survival. Its just mass market mediocrity, that is aspired to and idolised by the third world for some reason.
The UK is shit at a lot of things, but at least we only fingerprint CRIMINALS. Decent people don’t want to stay in the US thank you very much, its a fucking leper colony.
Time to throw them a little tea party… No, we should be more progressive, Polonium Sushi is more effective these days.
Fuck Yeah.
Nominated by: The Captain