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Phil Neville

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Phil Neville – the useless, gurning, pumpkin headed chimp has ruined MOTD… OK, having a smarmy cunt like Lineker hosting it doesn’t help, but MOTD2 has improved, thanks mainly to Mark Chapman (not the one who blew Lennon away)… But Phil Neville is by far the worst football pundit in living memory… I have never heard such drivel and shite on any football show… Phil wasn’t as good a player as his brother, Gary, and he isn’t as good a pundit as Gaz either… Gary Nev has his faults, but Phil is really the bottom of the barrel… Is this really the best the BBC can come up with to replace Alan Hansen? Phil Neville makes Jamie Redknapp look like Einstein….

Also the endless bitching at Man United by Nev the younger (and that fucking ginger gremlin, Paul Scholes) and their endless ‘Class of 92′ bullshit is getting on my knackers… Only Scholes was world class out of them (Giggs was before 92: making his debut in 91)… I can’t imagine Duncan Edwards, David Pegg or any of the other lads who perished at Munich trying to undermine a new United manager and tell him how to do his job… It also makes me laugh that the runt of the class of 92 (ie: Phil Neville) is the most vocal… When he also turned us into a laughing stock, along with that Beaker lookalike knobhead, Moyes…. Fuck yourself, Philip Neville… You cunt!

Nominated by: Norman

The BBC [2]

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The BBC have enjoyed the luxury of being a great British institution for so long and having had a virtual monopoly for so long, refuse the listen to (or care) what the Public want. The man obliviously feels unassailable in his position and 50 million lost is somewhat small change in terms of the money that the lefties of the BBC squander. The Abandoned “Digital media initiative” (98 million). Tendering and relocation to Scotland (160 million) Then the 560 million paid to capita for TV licence enforcement (ending in a string of court cases and resulting in compensation payments).. Paid for of course by the British Public.

The BBC and its left wing homosexual mafia have failed to learn the lessons that saw the demise of British industries in the 1970’s and 1980’s, namely that the “family retainer” mentality cannot work in an increasingly competitive global media market.

it is time the whole cumbersome and profligate system was scrapped, along with the anachronistic TV licence. Ending the grip the BBC has on the public would at least open the doors for more innovative broadcasting.

None of which is a defence of Clarkson, sacking him will not make any difference, despite the fact the man is an arrogant and racist cunt of epic proportions (rather like HRH Prince Phillip), he is a valuable asset for any media company, if you look at it in financial terms.

Nominated by: Lez

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Scientology

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Scientology is overdue for a cunting.

What brings this cunting to the fore is the letter that dropped onto my doormat yesterday, inviting me to join a course on detoxification with the ‘church’ of cuntology.

Apparently, for a fee I can go to a scientology centre and have numerous toxins removed from my system including street drugs, prescription drugs, petrol / diesel and Asbestos.

Now call me a cunt, but I always thought that removing drugs from your system is pretty easy. Don’t start taking them in the first place.

Asbestos on the other hand is an absolute cunt of a substance and any poor fucker who gets it in their lungs is in for a slow and painful death. There is no cure.

My ex father-in-law is currently wasting away from asbestosis and I have already seen one of my engineers go the same way. It is a heartbreaking and terrifying way to die for all involved.

The reason I fucking despise Scientology is that they prey on the gullible and vulnerable…..and then relieve them of all their cash and worldly belongings when they are at their lowest ebb.

I have seen the way they recruit, their brainwashing techniques and the downward spiral into something approaching mental illness of those unfortunate enough to get wrapped up with them. All first hand.

L. Ron Hubbard was a mediocre science fiction writer, not a prophet. The ‘church’ members are a bunch of deranged, manipulative cunts and they can take their billion year contracts, roll them up and insert them fucking sideways.

Fuck them, fuck all of them to hell and back!

I hope they die screaming. The cunts!

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls

ISIS defectors’ parents

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So your daughter fucked off to join ISIS and it’s everybody else’s fault but yours…

What the police, and other agencies for that matter, should have said to you was “Look, you whingeing fucking muzzie pricks, they were YOUR daughters. How the fuck did you not know what was happening to them? YOU were in the best position to notice that they were being radicalised, and in fact, we find it someoe suspicious that you DIDN’T fucking know. YOU need to accept responsibility for this, because it’s YOUR fucking fault. Now fuck off!”

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

How about another cozzer cunting? The knobhead police apologising to the knobhead parents of the knobhead ISIS schoolgirl slags… is this what makes Britain great?

If Blighty gets any more pathetic and piss weak, people will be wishing we had lost in WWII..

Nominated by: Norman

Self Service Checkouts

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And can I nominate for a truly epic cunting “self service” checkouts in supermarkets. Devices worthy of Lucifer himself, designed to get the “valued customer” to do a minimum wage job as checkout operator for fucking free with the added bonus of pushing your blood pressure into the lower stratosphere!

Nominated by: Mr Angry

Self-service checkouts don’t even successfully cut out the need for staff because you always have several staff members lurking around to assist with the inevitable and frequent self-service fuck-ups. Add their hourly wage to the increased losses from shoplifting and is there really much of a saving?

Nominated by: Fred West