The Bible = proof that God exists
The Quoran = proof Allah exists
Mr Men book = proof that Mr Tickle exists
Nominated by: Nickleby
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen IS A Cunt.
Seems like ol’ Charlie Sheen was fucking trannies maybe that’s why he meant by BI-WINNING. Yeah you’re sure winning mate, your life destroyed by promiscuous sex with thousands of hookers and trannies. Also a heavy consumption of heavy drugs like cocaine and crack ruined your life with you’re family and your kids you stupid HIV positive tiger blooded cunt.
You’re losing now you poor old sod.
Nominated by: Titslapper
Anthropomorphic Global Warming
Climate change talks. What a load of cobblers.
To see them arguing about fractions of a degree and how much they want to control global warming is fucking hilarious. There is no proof of man made global warming . all the so called ‘evidence’ is computer modelling and 95% of those models have over-estimated global warming. The climate had not warmed at all in the last 16 years. The planet will do what it wants to do it always has done. CO2 makes of 0.4% of the atmosphere and our contribution to that is tiny.
Another myth is that 95% of scientists agree about MMGW. No – 95% of the scientists attached to the International Panel on Climate Change agree but they have a vested interest. There are thousands of scientists who are sceptical about our part in global warming. They just don’t get any air time.
Its all bollocks.
Nominated by: Ozmandias
The United Kingdom
I would like to Cunt the U.K. As much as I love this country its become a joke.
– Work until you’re 67 they say and then you have to beg for your Pension if they still have the money that is.
– Homeless British people on the street and some cunt from abroad gets a Housing association Flat after being here a short while. (I have never understood why people are homeless)
– Government doesn’t give a fuck what we think or want.
– They let the Banks fuck up the finances and then use our money to bail them out! Then sell off our the shares we own at a 1 Billion loss! (RBS)
– Give foreign aid to soon to be richer than us countries like India and leave UK charities to ask us for money to help people the Government should be helping.
– We have hardly any Industry and buy in most things.
– Energy Cunt Companies blatantly allowed to rip us off.
– Stopped the outdoor Raves and free parties.
– Allow us to be bombarded with cooking shows and then wonder why there are a load of Fat cunts.
– Allowed us into the EU and now we have fucking Eastern european cunts everywhere acting like they own the fucking place.
– Allows in all these cunts from countries that have fuck all (Colonial) history with the UK/Britain.
Now I’m of English and Jamaican descent and I know there have been a lot of Jamaican cunts but at least they integrated and contributed financially (Lots of Drug dealing money) and culturally (Music). What the fuck do these Muslim can’t even speak English, shaved head with beard cunts contribute? They don’t integrate, don’t bother to learn English, their culture has hardly anything in common with British culture and they breed like fucking rats.
Anyways thats my view, if you don’t like it I don’t give a fuck and if you do then click the like button you cunts.
Nominated by : Black & White Cunt
Mark Thatcher
Looking in the list of cunts I’m surprised this fucking cunt has never previously been cunted. This vile excuse for a piece of dogshit never gave a fuck about anyone else but his pathetic, useless self. It says something when his own mother sent him packing from the UK. Can’t say I blame the old slag really, he must have been one massive disappointment, greedy little money grabbing scumbag trading on mummies name.
Anyway, seems the ugly little cunt may now facing be a massive fine and possibly (if there’s any justice in this world) a spell in jail. You may remember his alleged involvement in an attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea which went wrong and his then friend Simon Mann ended up doing a stretch in jail out there. This cunt then denied anything to do with it and worse still disowned his mate and left him to languish in some festering African prison. Well now sonny boy is being taken to court by the ruler of Equatorial Guinea Teodoro Obiang who it seems is determined to get to the bottom of the whole fiasco.
The best bit is Simon Mann is the star witness for Obiang who freed him from jail after just 18 months.
I hope the cunt gets a massive fine AND a big fuck off jail sentence and gets bummed dry on a daily basis by the entire population of the inmates until his ringpeice resembles the Japanese flag……fucking CUNT !!!
Nominated by: Pissflap Pete