Nominated by: Cuntfinder General
Despite standing instructions to leave any packages with my nearest neighbour (which on my street is 60 yards away), the dumb cunt still put it in my blue bin, which was out for collection. Yep, the thick twat put my cardboard wrapped parcel in a bin that was FULL of paper and cardboard. I actually returned home at the same time the bin wagon arrived.
I literally saved my parcel with seconds to spare.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
This is despite the fact he’s had many a wankfest fantasising about and attempting to abolish the House of Lords. Utterly typical behavior from a champagne socialist who has suckled at the teat of public office for decades. I hope there’s a national holiday when this cunt who despises his own country finally meets his maker.
Nominated by: Lord Flashcunt
Probably living in a skip by now with one silver fingernail of hope and desperation from all the losing scratchcards he has scraped whilst crying. If you are using your losing scratchcards as roaches for your trampy rollies you have made some cuntishly cunting life choices.
Jump in the Mersey you fucking loser cunt.
Nominated by: Neil Young’s Mongy Son
According to that X-Factor shite Cheryl is now ‘mentoring’ two black lads…
Not the first time that she’s done that, eh?
Apart from her being a totally unpleasant cunt (relatives in the north east have told me what a nasty little cunt she was, even as a kid), she is also an ugly cunt.. Bloody hell, I’ve seen more meat in a KFC box….
And now she going to change her name again by divorcing the latest poor sod to be lumbered with her!
Nominated by: Norman