Peter Kay is a cunt… All that publicity about there being no more episodes of that Car Share thing, and now there’s going to be a Christmas Special… Apparently it’s ‘unscripted’ which basically means it’s a load of outtakes and cock ups… That said, it’ll still be better than Mrs Brown’s Taxdodging Cunts…
Nominated by Norman.
Fan-made trailer makers are cunts…
The sort of spotty, sweaty, never had a shag fangeek cunt who spends time (and, in some cases, money) on making a totally crap and glaringly fake ‘trailer’ for some upcoming sci-fi bollocks: usually Doctor Who or the latest Star Wars cash-in… And these arsewarts state that the ‘trailer’ is ‘exclusive’ and ‘brand new’ in order to get Youtube followers and likeminded virgin fancunts to tell them how great they are…. Fucking sad cuntbubbles….
Nominated by Norman.
Apart from the Dioclese Christmas song of course!
This came to mind after seen that smug cunt Alexander Armstrong’s album because every single bastard you get those fucking albums from cunt celebrities like Armstrong or that twat Buble making Christmas albums of songs that aren’t even theirs. Any cunt can sing those shite songs in a low pitched voice yet because these cunts are celebrities they can to use it as a money making scheme to fill their pocket lining.
Genuinely hope any cunt like them get flattened by a Christmas tree for them exploiting the stupidity of those buying them and for their parasitic acts, the cunts.
Nominated by Lord Cuntington
With regard Christmas song remakes, nothing takes the shit-biscuit more savagely than bogtrotter extraordinaire Sir Cunt Geldof remixing the Band Aid abomination for another airing every ten fucking years. According to Wikipedia there have been FOUR versions now (and I only thought we were on cuntfest backslapping version three).
I mean, Geldof must have afforded his mansions solely from royalties from The Boomtown Shitrats back catalogue, right guye?
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back
How about the Chas C version of “Bland Aid 31” – track 6 here?
It’s even got Goboff in the video! YouTube banned it. Humorless cunts…
Shamelessly plugged by Dioclese
Mad Mike Hughes.
What a cunt.
He is one of the ‘flat earth’ lot. Doesn’t believe in science, but has built a rocket in which he plans to fly (kill himself in). If he survives he’s gonna run for governor in California.
And I quote: “I’m a walking reality show.”
No, you’re not.
“I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the area, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that’s not science, that’s just a formula.”
Okay then.
This guy is making himself a poster boy for regression. Actually glamorising the deliberate act of willful ignorance. It’s bad enough there are old testamenters, but this flat earth lot are another level.
Idiocy of this nature appeals to children because of its playful naivety. In this way future generations can be affected by these fools and steer our species back to the swamps.
This is why he is a cunt.
Nominated by Cuntflap
Nomination for Business Secretary Sajid Javid. This slap headed piece of troll jizz has called for more new homes to be built and solve Britain’s housing crisis, but there is a problem,the Baby Boomer generation.
Yes they are all selfish NIMBY cunts with no clue of the real world, who have paid off their mortgage so anyone else can go and fuck themselves. No you cunt, the reason we have a housing problem is because successive governments open our borders to any boat jumping towel head, every unskilled Boris from Eastern Europe and various African shitholes being plagued by war,famine,drought,ebola or Bob Geldof.
Nominated by liberal liquidator.