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Christmas advertisements

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Christmas advertisements which have an overt “peaceful” presence – are they for fucking real!?!

Last night I had the misfortune of witnessing ABBC1’s Christmas advert for the first time. All very plausible except until you realise that the main protagonists are a swarthy “peaceful” looking cunt and his (no doubt genitally mutilated) daughter. The story/sentiment is bang on, the characters “right-on”, and in the process falling completely short of the reality – “peacefuls” do not celebrate Christmas.

Next up – Tesco’s “Turkey Every Way” advert. Please note the scene at 34 seconds in. Again pure reality – “peacefuls” do not celebrate Christmas.

Also extra cunting points for having one of those snowflake screechers ruining further the very shite Shakin’ Stevens “Merry Xmas Everyone” song in the de rigueur “breathy” voiced, acoustic rehash, which accompanies the ad.

Maybe the first verse of that song should also have been rewritten to truly reflect a modern, “peaceful” Britain…

Bombs exploding,
All around us.
Children dying,
And their Mum’s.
Tis the season,
To kill a few more people.
Alluah Akbar everyone!

My point is this, if we’re going to be properly inclusive of all faiths then why are there no Jewish, Hindu or Sikh characters/actors enjoying the celebrations along with our “peaceful” friends?

I honestly just don’t get why everyone from the meejah to politicians to ad campaigners are so hell bent on only ever promoting a positive image of our “peaceful” friends when – yet again – the reality is the complete opposite!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

The Brexit Breakthrough

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I Woke up this morning (baby) to hear a ‘Great Brexit Fudge Tunnel’ deal had been miraculously agreed upon. Hurrah! Our previously useless Maybot had somehow triumphed over the devious crooks that run the EU and had magically DELIVERED something that only one day before would have been considered impossible!

What a fucking turnaround…bring out the bunting…street parties a-go-go!

Only problem is we have to pay the Evil Empire a minimum of £45billion Net for…?? And remain in the Single Market and the Customs Union UNTIL the Irish border question is solved to the satisfaction of Ireland /EU /UK and the DUP, which of course is likely to be NEVER. So the same as remaining in the EU with no influence or seat at the top dinner table, but guess who’ll still be paying for for the food and entertainment…

During this eternity no third party trade deals will be allowed, freedom of movement/immigration will continue uncontrolled, and to add insult to injury the ECJ will continue to have jurisdiction within U.K. for 8 more years at least!

So there we have it, as predicted by so many on this site:

BREXIT IN NAME ONLY

Nominated by Shitcake Baker

Once more the field is strewn with the corpses orf capitulation and bugger me we lurch orn to Trade Deal negotiations as the vanquished, the beaten force. We are now led by a generation orf surrender monkeys into a dark ignominious twilight orf defeat. How our enemies crow. The Oirish Snake Veradkhar hisses its triumph, “We have achieved everything we wanted”. That includes offering dual EU citizenship to every proddy cunt in Northern Ireland thus inserting a massive crowbar between it and the remaining tatters orf the UK.

To rub acid into our wounds the Hunchback orf Downing Street totters aroinde looking pleased with itself while Junker caresses its hump.

As to the illegal “Divorce Bill”, that is to be only £40bn oh huzanners and ring every church bell in the land. Guess where most orf that moolah will be going? To the CAP (Common Agricultural Policy) and which cunts are the major beneficiaries orf that? Surely not the Frog bastards, those self same cunts running the “Negotiations”. What worse oitcome could there be than an arse and a gobfull orf Eurospunk? The Hunchback has thoroughly pissed orf Trump yet again re Jerusalem so no prospect orf help there.

Poor Blighty’s only hope can only lie in the bloodied and torn state orf its arse. At some point in the future the EU will become disgusted and bored at what we have to offer, dump us and move orn to fresh bum.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

( To read the full text of the agreement click here )

Afua Hirsch

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I would like to nominate Afua Hirsch for a well deserved cunting. This pathetic specimen ( writing in the Guardian – what else ) has said that Britain’s ‘ colonial crimes’ deserve a lasting memorial.

She burbles on ‘ Our nation must confront the inconvenient facts of its history rather than glorious versions of an imperial past. That’s why we need a museum of empire ‘

So what she’s saying is we need a place that denigrates our country and a place where we can wring our hands with grief and guilt for being beastly to darkies of yesteryear. No doubt claims for compensation will swiftly follow.

Some people may remember this daft cow as the person calling for the destruction of Nelson’s Column a few months ago, she wants the white population of this country to be on a permanent guilt trip for events that are unchangeable historical facts whilst ignoring people such as William Wilberforce. She also fails to mention facts such as the creation of the largest democracy on earth ( India ) which without the British Empire would never have existed.

If this cunt is so unhappy with this country then she has every right to fuck off back to Norway where she was born , or the flyblown shithole that is Ghana. Will she ? Will she fuck, she’s too comfy in nice, obliging, easy going UK, a country she despises but will take from it a good life while continuing to belittle and undermine it.

I’m proud to be British and I object to fucking cunts like Hirsch trying to impose their revisionism and destroy our monuments. So fuck off you scrawny, liberal , waste of fucking space

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

David Davis

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David Davis seems to have lost the plot on the Brexit negotiations and associated matters. Davis was nailed to the wall for fudging his way through another select comittee hearing, due to basic incompetence over these supposed ‘impact statements’.

I voted leave and will believe in the ethos of Britain’s autonomy and sovereignty until my dying day – but when I voted I never dreamed what a calamitous bunch of cunts would end up at the helm during the business end of actually getting us out.

May’s spinelessness does out-cunt Davis but I have never seen a man in politics so absolutely out of his depth as Davis appears to be in his role as Brexit chief cunto.

At one time I lamented his loss to Cameron in the Conservative leadership race all those years ago. Now I’m beginning to think that the Eton mess pigfucker was perhaps the lesser of two evils.

Davis, you’re nuffink. Now, like your unfortunate namesake did during the defining scene of ‘Scum’, get in the fucking greenhouse with Juncker, Barnier and Tusk and try not to scream too loudly as each of them successively buggers you onto oblivion.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Women’s football [2]

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Women’s football is a cunt.

Got in after doing a bit of this and that, go to the guide and see England v Kazakhstan a game I thought we might actually look world class in and might boost the confidence…

I switch over and it’s a load of women playing.

The cunts.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt