James Fucking Cordon

I don’t believe this nomination needs much of an explanation really and I don’t believe there will be any objection to my nomination of the objectionable cunt.
The jovial, tubby fuck knuckle seems to somehow have weaseled himself in to all the jobs Ant and Dec weren’t irritating enough to do. Whether it’s insurance adverts or the latest celebrity bollocks his face fills the TV causing anger and frustration from people across the country who feel the need to headbutt the TV.
Unlike cunts like Bono or Chris Martin, James Cordon hasn’t had to do anything specific to gain super cunt status, it’s just the way he was born.

Nominated by Melvin Blutack

We all know how he pressured the reluctant Amy to go to stage school as a kid and pressured her to be a ‘star’… We also know about how he cashed in on his daughter and used her to get rich and a (very low) form of celebrity for himself… And it’s well known he was shanting it up (on his daughter’s money) in New York with the (don’t laugh) Mitch Winehouse Band as his daughter, Amy, was dying in London… Now this human leech is sending his dead child out on tour as a fucking hologram…

A hologram of Amy Winehouse will tour the world next year…. The hologram, which will use her original voice recordings, will be projected onto a stage in front of a live band…The late singer’s dad Mitch is on board, saying: “Our daughter’s music touched the lives of millions of people and it means everything that her legacy will continue….”

Is there nothing that this fucking parasite won’t do?! He’s cashed in on his daughter (alive and dead) many times before, but this mawkish shit is the bottom of the barrel being well and truly scraped…. If he had samples of Amy’s piss, this grasping cunt would bottle it and sell it…. A truly disgusting and despicable cunt…

Nominated by Norman

Sharife Elouahabi
‘Who he?’ I hear you ask. Well, this despicable cunt has just put his hand up to fraud at Islington Crown Court. The charming Mr Elouahabi (booteful British name) claimed he was a resident in Grenfell Tower at the time it was engulfed in fire in June last year. It has subsequently been established that he had no link to the building; his defence counsel (paid for no doubt by the likes of us) indicating that the lowlife piece of shit had merely spent a couple of nights ‘sofa surfing’ there.
Since the fire, this arsewipe has claimed over £100,000 in accommodation costs and benefits from the Borough of Kensinton & Chelsea IN A YEAR , and unbelievably, was due to be paid another £14,700 for a flat and utilities before the fraud was discovered.
Just what the flying fuck is going on here? Does the Borough have any real idea just who was and wasn’t living in Grenfell Tower at the time? Were no checks carried out on this cockroach before loadsa money was doled out to him? And why in the name of Christ was he given so much in a year; were they putting him up at the fucking Ritz?
The turd has not been sentenced yet, and I’d string him up if I had my way, then throw out the remains to the relevant shithole if he’s not a UK citizen. But no doubt his ‘vulnerable’ status will be taken into account, and when he’s done his token porridge, he’ll be set up nicely in a council house and his social worker will be there making sure he’s got every hand out going.
It makes you wonder just how many other fuckers are working this scam. And they wonder why some cunts were burning Grenfell effigies on Bonfire Night. What a pile of cunt!

Nominated by Ron Knee

I’d like to nominate ‘white apologists’ for a massive cunting.

“White apologists” are a collection of first world, caucasian, ageing hippies and millennial wank-stains who are so hung up on the actions of their ancestors, that they feel the only way to make amends is call everyone who doesn’t share the same guilt as them a “racist” and a “bigot” on social media, and that the heinous actions of an illegal immigrant from a previously colonised or war-torn country, in a first-world country, such as suicide bombing, attacking citizens, rape and kid-fucking, are totally justified because of all the horror that WE inflicted upon them, and that WE somewhat deserved it had it coming, even though what they are referring to took place ages and ages ago, or literally because we are from the first-world country of which the crime of the illegal or legal alien took place.

This is stupidity on another level and then some. These backward. protesting, simple-minded, trend-following, unattractive fuck monkeys are the very people who deserve to be victims of the cunts they just love to protect, and on the rare occasion it does happen, it is a beautiful thing to behold.

Nominated by Lord Cuntony