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AlBeebistan [23]

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A Public Service Announcement.

Audience members required.
BBC radio and television are seeking volunteers to watch, in the studio, various comedy and panel shows. These will include Mock the Week and Have I Got News for You on TV as well as various R4 comedies such as The News Quiz.
Refreshments and light reading matter will be provided (Organic hummus, the Guardian)
The successful applicant will:
Laugh uproariously at each and any attempt at comedy, however pathetic.
Copiously piss themselves at any mention of Brexit, Rees-Mogg, Boris Johnson. (special hygienic easy-wipe seating provided)
Evacuate their bowels at any reference or impersonation of Donald Trump.

Applications including postcode to the Director General, BBC.
Please note. For logistical reasons we are unable to take anyone residing outside the M25.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Greg Wallace [2]

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I know this waste of skin has been given a decent cunting before but it was a long time ago and he deserves to be cunted on a daily basis.

He is a humourless, talentless fucktard who prognosticates on others whose skills he could only dream of. He couldn’t boil a fucking kettle without burning the water. But he’s clearly up some cunt’s arse at the BBC who enjoys being reamed by this mono-syllabic bivalve.
He was on the Beeb again tonight mouthing more shit. This time about mince
pies which he described as being made of buttery flaky pastry. Every Englishman worth his salt knows mince pies are made from shortcrust pastry. He then derided the traditional English Christmas lunch. For fuck’s sake.

This cunting, worthless, mouth breathing streak of piss should be shot with balls of his own shite.

I rest my case.

Nominated by Pipesmoka

Martin Luther

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Protestantism. I tell you what needs a good cunting not Kafolicim not Fourbytwoism not Mudslimism fucking PROTESTANTISM.

When old Martin Luther nailed his penis to the door of Cologne Cathedral I mean his theses he ushered in, nay, unleashed the terrible thing we know today as CAPITALISM. Medieval christendom was sailing along quite nicely when this cunt comes in and shipwrecks it. Now it becomes every man for himself -acquire as much wealth as you can and fuck everybody else.

That terrible aggressive acquisitive spirit comes from Protestantism. It is the spirit of Individualism. I don’t need anyone to interpret the Bible for me. I am my own Pope. That focus on the self is the problem. The Snowflakes of today are really the end result of all this with their obsession with identity.

In the great scheme of things The ‘Reformers’ thought the were renewing Christianity but really they were creating a new religion for the modern world; Capitalism.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

**** UPDATE ****
Too good to miss from our old mate Dio?


London Fashion Week

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A nomination for London Fashion week. A load of vacuous, po-faced ‘models’ strutting down the catwalk, wearing piles of shite which no one with even a single brain cell would ever consider wearing. Worse still are the so called designers who create this shite.
Worse than all of this, is Men’s Fashion week. There was an item about it on the news earlier this evening, featuring that washed out old hag Katharine Hamnett, wittering on about how Brexit will affect the fashion industry (well boo f*cking hoo). Then there was some ugly mare called Bella Freud spouting the same sort of bollox.
The clip of ‘mens’ fashion week featured a collection of pouting, feminised, emasculated soy boys, wearing womens clothing. One of these deviants had pink hair, a pink beard and was wearing a pink sequined dress. Another freak wore something resembling a potato sack with a bin liner on his head. That’s the future of this country. Someone shoot me now.

 

Nominated by Mystic Maven

The Mary Queen of Scots Film

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I’d like to nominate the upcoming wimmenzs vehicle – the “Mary Queen of Scots” film – for a cunting.

Marr had the Aussie woman playing Elizabeth 1st, the Oirish woman playing Mary Queen of Scots, and the progressive woman director of a new film detailing the history of the two monarchs.

Well apparently both women were #metoo victims of misogyny by men.

Well I don’t give a fuck about the Scottish one but – as historians for the last 400yrs all attest – Elizabeth was nobody’s fool and would have anyone, male especially, killed to death for deceit and/or treachery.

The whole country came to love her and she has been one of the strongest leaders the country has ever known (please note that that is across both sexes).

We have had a proud history of strong female leaders from Boudicca to Maggie Thatcher (far greater than many of their male counterparts) so what the fuck is this bullshit all about?

As with most feminazi propaganda, why let the facts get in the way of a good “all men are baaaad” harpie shrieking story!?!

Utter bullshit which sullies the reign of one of our greatest monarchs as being an oppressed woman – which couldn’t be further from the truth!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!