Craig Kelly
This voice criminal has been winding me up for years with his piss boiling annoying voice being used in adverts so frequently that I’m now living in a permanent state of ‘alert’ for the first hint of his voice, so that I can immediately switch off whatever device it’s coming out of.
Never heard of him? Bet you have, here he is at work :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fv5c3YuWMk
I don’t do adverts, TV or otherwise, but if I ever happen to hear a few ads in the course of a day this cunt is invariably voicing one of them as it seems all the ad bods love his fay vowelled patter to such a degree that the cunt is seemingly never off the air!
Nominated by CuntryCunt
I’m delighted to say haven’t heard or heard of the cunt. Benefits of Netflix I suppose. Don’t need to watch any fucking ads that are likely to fuck me off and long may it continue.
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Likewise, though Netflix can fuck right off with all their SJW bullshit too.
Duckduckgo, adblock and openload/streamango are all you need. Also, for anyone familiar with Alluc and its recent closure, it’s worth mentioning that there is another video stream indexing/searching site that’s quickly starting to fill its place, you can find that at ololo.to.
Though as mentioned before, it’s much easier to just search duckduckgo with what you want to watch followed by openload/streamango, 9/10 times the 1st hit is a 720p/1080p
stream.
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Ha. Netflix may have a bit of a sjw agenda but thank fuck you don’t watch anything made by CW. Every show on that network has a gay/trans agenda. There comic book shows are full of gay characters who aren’t gay in the comics. It’s sickening. Full of sensitive cunts who don’t take confrontation well.
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He’d be going some to be more irritating than the Dark Key woman, who someone mentioned on here the other day,who does that “Six pieces of chiggun for ni-nihtee-nine” bit for Kentucky Fried Chicken…..or any ad with that seeping pissbag, Joanna Lumley.
I’d never heard of Craig Kelly,so looked him up. Apparently he was in “Queer Folk” so must be a shite-stabber, probably talks like Alan Carr in real life and attacks innocent males in public-toilets,as do so many of The Gay fraternity….imagine trying to take a shit only to see this Cunt peeking over the partition extolling the virtues of “Nutella”…no wonder the Cunt’s keen on Nutella..a spread that manages to combine both the smell and consistency of shit with the taste of it too. Bravo, you rampaging arse-raider.
Fuck Off.
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That KFC ad turns my piss to fucking napalm the second I hear her fucking voice.
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Who? I’ll take your word for it he’s a cunt.
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I’d never heard of the cunt either but his voice overs for what seems like every advert out there started to grate my tits to such a degree that I just had to find out who the fuck this cunt was so I could nbame and shame him.
I llok at this Cunting as a public service announcement as much as anything, to: as Sir Limlpy so eloquently put it, out the cunt!
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‘kin keyboard!
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So thats the annoying cunt is it? With u on this CC. The same can be said for that Andy Serkis and Ralf Little whos poxy voiceovers are on almost every programme or advert lately. Its not like the cunts need the money.
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‘ you do the maths’ , ‘we’re with you’ ,’the future’s bright, ready?’ Etc, etc , I fuckin hate ads and their creators, the condescending twats. But the hands down winner of the worst fuckin ad. In the history of the Universe is the Ocean Finance one on LBC which one has to endure daily if not quick enough with the mute button. ‘ but I know why you’re not applying for an Ocean Finance Credit Card, because you’ve already got one ! ‘ ha fuckin ha you morons.
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When the Ocean Finance ad comes on I sing along with it but replace the word Ocean with Obscene. Works for me and makes me chortle.
Goodbye for now.
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Oh and another thing : ‘terms and conditions may apply’ yes we fuckin know that you cretins, and the word is not ‘may’ it’s ‘will’. Fuck off.
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Moderated for some reason
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Bugger me DF this is happening almost constantly now to one member or t’other. Really not fucking cricket. Admin just throws its little hands up in the air and ducks responsibility, ”Nothing to do with us gov, its WordPress”.
Always workarounds. Dioclese used to be the man to noodle ’em oit or at least knew a man who knew a man that could. Fuck WP, fuck the EU, Admin get yer finger oit and liase with the ever ready community orf hackers and white knights oit there before me blood pressure goes orf the scale.
As a measure orf precaution YT suggests cunters always copy their comments before posting so you can just keep pasting and reposting until something gives. Drives Admin nuts.
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Afternoon, Sir.
Seems to go in spells and be quite random. It’s a bit of a pissboiler when the post pops up hours later but everyone has moved on and missed your particular “pearl of wisdom”…especially now that we shift on to new noms. so rapidly.
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Craig Kelly? What a smug metro manky up yer arse type cunt. Done a voice over or three meself (can pay rather well) and the whole point is not to alienate the punters. Well done that CuntryCunt for oiting the cunt. “Creatives” do take notice orf public feedback so to bollox up the cunt’s career email your thoughts and impressions to his Voice Over Agent and take the oppo to listen to the cunt’s show tape. You lucky people.
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Bastard Bugger Admin is orn heat today and most orf me links won’t post. Triple Bugger. Cunt. Your loss.
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This manc cunt was first seen getting chuttered in “Queer As Folk” back in the 90s. Mince Pie Guy told me so….
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So THATS the cunt with one of the most annoying voices. Sounds like he’s got something in his fucking throat and every time I hear it, it makes me wanting to cough.
Then there is the Optrex advert with another annoying bird with a stupid pronunciation. What the fuck are “Screen ites, and we get the fucking thing every five fucking minutes.
Once we had the best most watchable adverts in the world, no it’s a race to the bottom as to who can produce the biggest load of dysentary shite.
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