is a cunt.
“England’s National Child Mortality Database found that black children were over three times more at risk of drowning as white children between 2019 and 2025. Putting ethnicity aside, risk was also more than twice as high for children living in the most deprived areas compared with the least deprived.”
The horror.
“Over Britain’s record-breaking hot summer, we’ve seen a number of tragic deaths in lakes, rivers, and at sea, all of which will contribute to the UK’s annual total of drownings. There’s no official data yet for 2026, but in previous years we’ve seen black children and adults over-represented in the drowning figures”
Nature must be a racíst cunt eh?
“For Kevin Hylton, emeritus professor of equality and diversity in sport at Leeds Beckett University, that started with his childhood. “I grew up in a working-class Caribbean family where swimming wasn’t a thing that was done,” he says. “We had almost zero leisure as a family together. It was done through school.”
What can be done in the face of discriminatory H²0?
Expect a govt enquiry soon.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
The answer is simple, no poolside chiggun shop
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I never learnt to swim due to a very strict swimming instructor and I’m as white as the driven snow. It was in the 40s. What do you expect.
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Looked the cunt up on AI and the instructor was a Mr Wynn who would use a long cane to bash you with if you didn’t act toward his instructions. He’d be best at learning you to drown at that rate.
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Robertsons can’t swim & it’s all whitey’s fault. I expect Lenworth, Abbott, Ribeiro-Addy, Lammy et al to chip in with their own H2O racism related stories very soon.
Yet another example of how slavery has emancipated the blacks – no one EVER drowned in Africa until the white man came. Lido Reparations are due.
Just fuck off!
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Swimming or even floating, isn’t for everyone..
The clue is in the name land-apes..
Tarzen learnt that from a very early age..
Chimps have other hobbies and pastimes.. Like twerking, looting and stabbing people..
So stay away from the water, its
Polluted enough.
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I knew about this year’s ago.
sooties swim like bricks.
why they only drink vimto from egg cups.
in case they drown.
Not sure why they drown so easily?
they look like they’re wearing a wetsuit anyway,
have massive nostrils for oxygen and inflatable lips,
should be fine?!
but no.
straight to the bottom without so much as a bubble.
oh well😀
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Mis, this reminded me of your story about the picaninny drowning in the park pond & how the splashing & cries for help were embarrassing the regular white folk enjoying a stroll …until you ended everyone’s discomfort with a well-aimed rock to the head. Laughed my bollocks off at the idea of it 😂😂😂
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hehehe 😀
yeah.
I always see the funny side of them drowning.
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They called it Vimto for a laugh, due to it being the anagram of vomit.
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Then it wasn’t true about Tarzan teaching them to swim in the jungle.
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They always drown back home in the Nile, when a crocodile gives them a death roll.
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“Kevin Hylton, emeritus professor of equality and diversity in sport at Leeds Beckett University, that started with his childhood. “I grew up in a working-class Caribbean family where swimming wasn’t a thing that was done,” he says”..
Emeritus professor of equality and diversity in sports…
Righto Kevin,I’ll give you a fiver if you swim the Channel.
Cunt.
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They say “Black don’t crack” for a reason. Their skin isn’t as porous as ours so they just fill up and drown.
It’s to do with us being descended from prehistoric fish. I can’t swim, I’ve tried and tried. I’ve got this stupid tiny hole next to my ear which is called a ‘presuricular sinus’. The short and boring explanation is that it’s a remnant of fish gills from when we first crawled onto land and evolved into mammals. It’s in an infinitesimal percentage in whites but hugely common in the blecks.
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Perfectly simple solution. Tell the useless chimps to keep away from water.
Now the rest of us can enjoy the Lake district and the seaside without worrying about being stabbed, or having our possessions nicked.
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I don’t understand why the sóóties say they can’t swim when Jason Arday did the Pacific backwards in three days.
The Professor of Black Grievance Studies should take swimming lessons at Barrymore’s place.
Awright?
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Yes a full Lubbocking
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Tragic as the numbers show, research also highlights that had these black kids not drowned they would have almost certainly been stabbed to death as a teenager.
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Given the crime perpetrated by this ethnic group, they should be drowned at birth.
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According to Harvard University’s own research, average IQ scores by ethnicity:
Ashkenazi Jews: 110+
East Asians: 105-110
Caucasian: 100
Black African / Afro Caribbean: 85
Think that settles the matter.
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Well there you go, not only is water racist but numbers are too.
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An IQ of 80 is classified as Borderline Intellectual Functioning.
An IQ so low was classed as Moronic in the last century.
That class was just above Imbecile and Idiot.
Those were the medical terms.
Mrs Cunter didn’t get any help from her parents as far as swimming goes.
That was the way things were.
We all made our own entertainment, and during the summer every kid was at the local swimming pool.
We taught ourselves how to swim.
She can swim.
It took me no more than 10 minutes to teach our son to swim.
He would have been about 5 and not yet turned into the cunt that he now is.
That was in a pool on a holiday.
It is bizarre that when you visit small islands very few locals can swim.
They are surrounded by water but they are shit scared of the stuff.
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As an alternative to racist swimming, darquies could swim in vats of Thunderbird, or Red Stripe. After that, they could smoke illicit substances and eat buckets full of deliverooed popcorn chiggun whilst watching Idris Ellba on their recently looted tellys. Fuck off.
Good morning, everyone.
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Swimming pools have a sump for sucking out black substances. They just haven’t bothered to change them.
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Inclusivity in sport…hang on they seem too leave us out of the looting championships and the stabby stabby cup…raaaaaaaaaaacist. try a floating device preferably a 🔥tyre..chiggun
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I took my two teenage boys to an aqua park on a local lake a few weeks back.
Three lads in their late teens and of questionable heritage were there, one of whom was a park key.
Anyway, to be able to participate, you had to swim 50 metres to a floating platform. If you couldn’t do that, you weren’t allowed to proceed. No refunds either.
Aforementioned park key managed to get in up to just above his waste, froze with fear and had to be helped out by lifeguards.
So, 20 quid worse off, he had to watch his mates for an hour.
This surely demonstrates that water based activities in the UK are institutionally racist.
Andy Tatlock should order all swimming lessons for white children to be banned.
That should level up the death figures.
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You should be offered a post in the Cabinet F.M.
Our Great Leaders need to find ways to root out racisms in aqua parks,duck ponds and far fight deep puddles.
Some sort of Mayoral Racism tax ?
Perfect.
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swimming is a basic life skill that could easily save your life.
I think all kids should be taught to swim from a early age.
I know some fellow ISAC can’t swim and now are what have gotten into maturity without needing to swim,
staying away from deep water,seas, canals etc.
fair play, may it continue.
But me,
I like the chance of swimming to safety.
good exercise,
bit of a wash, its win-win.
As kids we’d swim anywhere,
ponds, rivers, reservoir
often with the girls on their horses.
loved it.
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The motivation back in the day MNC was to meet girls.
We were too young for discos, pubs or even coffee shops.
We would go out on the pull.
Most times it was in the local park, but in summer the pretty girls were at the pool, so that would be the place to go.
The girls wouldn’t want to know the boy clinging onto the side of the pool in the shallow end.
So there was no alternative but to teach yourself to swim.
Snogging was the reward.
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WAYCIST!Let the sooty children sink.
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The top picture with all the chimps, won’t be a swimming pool. It’ll be for ducks to paddle in. Typical, causing a nuisance wherever they go.
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