The Racist Conspiracy at the Swimming Pool

 

is a cunt.

“England’s National Child Mortality Database found that black children were over three times more at risk of drowning as white children between 2019 and 2025. Putting ethnicity aside, risk was also more than twice as high for children living in the most deprived areas compared with the least deprived.”

The horror.

“Over Britain’s record-breaking hot summer, we’ve seen a number of tragic deaths in lakes, rivers, and at sea, all of which will contribute to the UK’s annual total of drownings. There’s no official data yet for 2026, but in previous years we’ve seen black children and adults over-represented in the drowning figures”

Nature must be a racíst cunt eh?

“For Kevin Hylton, emeritus professor of equality and diversity in sport at Leeds Beckett University, that started with his childhood. “I grew up in a working-class Caribbean family where swimming wasn’t a thing that was done,” he says. “We had almost zero leisure as a family together. It was done through school.”

What can be done in the face of discriminatory H²0?

Expect a govt enquiry soon.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

72 thoughts on “The Racist Conspiracy at the Swimming Pool

  1. 🎶Here we come
    Chimping down the street.
    We get the funniest looks from
    Everyone we beat

    Hey, hey, we’re the Monkeys
    And people say we always drown
    But we’re too busy stealing
    To put the smartphone down

    We go wherever we want to
    Do what ever we like.
    We don’t have time to get a job.
    There’s always something new to steal.

    Hey, hey, we’re the Monkeys
    And people say we always drown.
    But we’re too busy looting.
    To put the television down

    We will never be friendly
    Come and watch us bitch and moan.
    We’re the parasite generation
    And we’ve got fuck all to say.🎶

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