is a cunt.
“England’s National Child Mortality Database found that black children were over three times more at risk of drowning as white children between 2019 and 2025. Putting ethnicity aside, risk was also more than twice as high for children living in the most deprived areas compared with the least deprived.”
The horror.
“Over Britain’s record-breaking hot summer, we’ve seen a number of tragic deaths in lakes, rivers, and at sea, all of which will contribute to the UK’s annual total of drownings. There’s no official data yet for 2026, but in previous years we’ve seen black children and adults over-represented in the drowning figures”
Nature must be a racíst cunt eh?
“For Kevin Hylton, emeritus professor of equality and diversity in sport at Leeds Beckett University, that started with his childhood. “I grew up in a working-class Caribbean family where swimming wasn’t a thing that was done,” he says. “We had almost zero leisure as a family together. It was done through school.”
What can be done in the face of discriminatory H²0?
Expect a govt enquiry soon.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
The answer is simple, no poolside chiggun shop
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I never learnt to swim due to a very strict swimming instructor and I’m as white as the driven snow. It was in the 40s. What do you expect.
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Looked the cunt up on AI and the instructor was a Mr Wynn who would use a long cane to bash you with if you didn’t act toward his instructions. He’d be best at learning you to drown at that rate.
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As far as the swimming goes my experience was the other way round Sammy. We had no training of any kind but as for sport we were casually beaten by the perv*rts employed as PE teachers if we didn’t get things right first time. One kid suffered a broken leg trying to do an exercise it was obvious he couldn’t do and in our next PE lesson the perv*rt said that was because he hadn’t obeyed the perv*rt’s instructions. Cured me of any interest in sport for life.
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Robertsons can’t swim & it’s all whitey’s fault. I expect Lenworth, Abbott, Ribeiro-Addy, Lammy et al to chip in with their own H2O racism related stories very soon.
Yet another example of how slavery has emancipated the blacks – no one EVER drowned in Africa until the white man came. Lido Reparations are due.
Just fuck off!
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Realised that I missed out ‘abolishing’ from in front of slavery – was probably still pissed from Saturday night 🤣
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Swimming or even floating, isn’t for everyone..
The clue is in the name land-apes..
Tarzen learnt that from a very early age..
Chimps have other hobbies and pastimes.. Like twerking, looting and stabbing people..
So stay away from the water, its
Polluted enough.
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I knew about this year’s ago.
sooties swim like bricks.
why they only drink vimto from egg cups.
in case they drown.
Not sure why they drown so easily?
they look like they’re wearing a wetsuit anyway,
have massive nostrils for oxygen and inflatable lips,
should be fine?!
but no.
straight to the bottom without so much as a bubble.
oh well😀
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Mis, this reminded me of your story about the picaninny drowning in the park pond & how the splashing & cries for help were embarrassing the regular white folk enjoying a stroll …until you ended everyone’s discomfort with a well-aimed rock to the head. Laughed my bollocks off at the idea of it 😂😂😂
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hehehe 😀
yeah.
I always see the funny side of them drowning.
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Yeah, it’s hard to beat the lift to my day when I read the BB-fucking-C crying about the (unfortunately rare) instances of a dinghy going down in the Channel, with the associated drownings.
Of course, that’s OUR fault for not shipping them across on ferries or the Eurostar.
Fuck em.
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They called it Vimto for a laugh, due to it being the anagram of vomit.
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Then it wasn’t true about Tarzan teaching them to swim in the jungle.
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They always drown back home in the Nile, when a crocodile gives them a death roll.
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“Kevin Hylton, emeritus professor of equality and diversity in sport at Leeds Beckett University, that started with his childhood. “I grew up in a working-class Caribbean family where swimming wasn’t a thing that was done,” he says”..
Emeritus professor of equality and diversity in sports…
Righto Kevin,I’ll give you a fiver if you swim the Channel.
Cunt.
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Quote – “swimming was a thing that wasn’t done”. Did the bone idle, its everybody else’s fault but ours cunt not think of getting off his fat arse to do something about it himself? No, he wouldn’t be able to blame whitey had he done so.
Front rank FIRE!
Rear rank FIRE!
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I was also astounded at “working” and “black Carribean” in the same sentence.
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Surely you’ve heard of ‘working the system’.
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Do you think that’s a made up job, I do UT, cannot see much discrimination in football, maybe polo is non diverse. Fucking bollocks waste of time and our money
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They say “Black don’t crack” for a reason. Their skin isn’t as porous as ours so they just fill up and drown.
It’s to do with us being descended from prehistoric fish. I can’t swim, I’ve tried and tried. I’ve got this stupid tiny hole next to my ear which is called a ‘presuricular sinus’. The short and boring explanation is that it’s a remnant of fish gills from when we first crawled onto land and evolved into mammals. It’s in an infinitesimal percentage in whites but hugely common in the blecks.
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Perfectly simple solution. Tell the useless chimps to keep away from water.
Now the rest of us can enjoy the Lake district and the seaside without worrying about being stabbed, or having our possessions nicked.
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I don’t understand why the sóóties say they can’t swim when Jason Arday did the Pacific backwards in three days.
The Professor of Black Grievance Studies should take swimming lessons at Barrymore’s place.
Awright?
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Yes a full Lubbocking
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Sans lube
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Tragic as the numbers show, research also highlights that had these black kids not drowned they would have almost certainly been stabbed to death as a teenager.
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You’re not the subject of the previous nomination are you Kenny?
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Hi Arfurbrain, no its not me, sorry to disappoint.
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Do peacefuls sink as well?
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Given the crime perpetrated by this ethnic group, they should be drowned at birth.
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According to Harvard University’s own research, average IQ scores by ethnicity:
Ashkenazi Jews: 110+
East Asians: 105-110
Caucasian: 100
Black African / Afro Caribbean: 85
Think that settles the matter.
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Well there you go, not only is water racist but numbers are too.
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An IQ of 80 is classified as Borderline Intellectual Functioning.
An IQ so low was classed as Moronic in the last century.
That class was just above Imbecile and Idiot.
Those were the medical terms.
Mrs Cunter didn’t get any help from her parents as far as swimming goes.
That was the way things were.
We all made our own entertainment, and during the summer every kid was at the local swimming pool.
We taught ourselves how to swim.
She can swim.
It took me no more than 10 minutes to teach our son to swim.
He would have been about 5 and not yet turned into the cunt that he now is.
That was in a pool on a holiday.
It is bizarre that when you visit small islands very few locals can swim.
They are surrounded by water but they are shit scared of the stuff.
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Could that be because the water if full of sharks, poisonous fish, jellyfish and snakes though, Art?
In which case it shows a fine sense of self-preservation.
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Is not if, fgs!
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And thats after the tests were dumbed down for the dar kies before that they were hitting 60-65.almost retard level in Europe.
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As an alternative to racist swimming, darquies could swim in vats of Thunderbird, or Red Stripe. After that, they could smoke illicit substances and eat buckets full of deliverooed popcorn chiggun whilst watching Idris Ellba on their recently looted tellys. Fuck off.
Good morning, everyone.
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Swimming pools have a sump for sucking out black substances. They just haven’t bothered to change them.
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Inclusivity in sport…hang on they seem too leave us out of the looting championships and the stabby stabby cup…raaaaaaaaaaacist. try a floating device preferably a 🔥tyre..chiggun
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I took my two teenage boys to an aqua park on a local lake a few weeks back.
Three lads in their late teens and of questionable heritage were there, one of whom was a park key.
Anyway, to be able to participate, you had to swim 50 metres to a floating platform. If you couldn’t do that, you weren’t allowed to proceed. No refunds either.
Aforementioned park key managed to get in up to just above his waste, froze with fear and had to be helped out by lifeguards.
So, 20 quid worse off, he had to watch his mates for an hour.
This surely demonstrates that water based activities in the UK are institutionally racist.
Andy Tatlock should order all swimming lessons for white children to be banned.
That should level up the death figures.
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You should be offered a post in the Cabinet F.M.
Our Great Leaders need to find ways to root out racisms in aqua parks,duck ponds and far fight deep puddles.
Some sort of Mayoral Racism tax ?
Perfect.
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swimming is a basic life skill that could easily save your life.
I think all kids should be taught to swim from a early age.
I know some fellow ISAC can’t swim and now are what have gotten into maturity without needing to swim,
staying away from deep water,seas, canals etc.
fair play, may it continue.
But me,
I like the chance of swimming to safety.
good exercise,
bit of a wash, its win-win.
As kids we’d swim anywhere,
ponds, rivers, reservoir
often with the girls on their horses.
loved it.
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The motivation back in the day MNC was to meet girls.
We were too young for discos, pubs or even coffee shops.
We would go out on the pull.
Most times it was in the local park, but in summer the pretty girls were at the pool, so that would be the place to go.
The girls wouldn’t want to know the boy clinging onto the side of the pool in the shallow end.
So there was no alternative but to teach yourself to swim.
Snogging was the reward.
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I never got the chance to swim due to the school’s bullying teacher with the cane and I’m taking the chance by ending my days living by the sea as you know. From an early age I’ve been riddled with the incurable disease of rheumatoid arthritis and it would’ve pointless in the end.
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Lots of fun when you can swim.
Just got back from north Devon, surfboard/ wetsuit, knackered…🏄
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WAYCIST!Let the sooty children sink.
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The top picture with all the chimps, won’t be a swimming pool. It’ll be for ducks to paddle in. Typical, causing a nuisance wherever they go.
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I lived in Durban. At Christmas 1000s of the fuckers came down to the beaches. Lifeguards had to go away because of the violence. Shops and bars shuttered up because of the looting. Decent folk fucked off out of it.
Lots of the fuckers drowned but at least the (white) lifeguards were safe.
The Indian ocean is a racist.
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Yeah, the Indians hate the robertsons as much as they hate the parkies. Taught their ocean to drown the cunts at the first chance it gets.
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Message to poster. That image isn’t a swimming pool. It’s a watering hole.
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No fucking father’s stick around to teach their offspring to swim on a Sunday morning at the local bath’s…!
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In the link it’s stated that the inability to swim is more closely linked to social class than race. Being as white as Mis’s van and from a working class background I completely agree. I cannot swim. My parents could not swim and I am their oldest child therefore no example or mentor. In junior school I went to the swimming pool every week. There were three groups; First group had parents or siblings who could swim and were already proficient swimmers. Second group picked it up naturally and could swim within a few weeks or months. Third group never got the hang. There was not even a pretence of any training and I was in the third group. When I moved on to secondary school I could have gone to the pool with them if I could already swim. This was regarded as perfectly normal in Walsall in 1962. My late mother-in -law could swim like a fish. I regret now never asking her for assistance.
“Everyone can float.”
Fuck off. I can assure you I sank like a fucking stone.
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Arfur, Mis’s van has the rainbow logo, both sides.
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…and a big ‘Refugees Welcome’ transfer right across the top of the windscreen. Oh, and a little Stockport County flag on the dash.
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Now I’m no expert in these matters but you would think that unless the pool was exceptionally deep it would be easier to spot a sinking black mass than a white one.
Maybe the lifeguards are just whiteguards, Been a long time since I have been in a swimming pool as I swim in the sea but I dont ever recall seeing a black lifeguard.
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They get mistaken for turds
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I’ve been brave and read the whole sorry article.
What did I learn from such a journalistically insightful pile of drivel?
Well, swimming caps are racist for a start, because they don’t cater for those who like to go around looking like Sideshow Bob.
What else?
Swimming is too expensive.
A dark key doesn’t want to be seen as the only spook in the pool.
And my absolute favourite. US segregation policies that ended nearly 70 years ago have filtered over to the UK and make dark keys feel excluded.
Oh do fuck off!
Even the title ‘The mystery of why so many black Britons still can’t swim’ is delusional.
There is no fucking mystery.
It’s because of bad parenting and that’s the end of it.
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I’m surprised Eric the Eel from the 2000 Sydney Olympics didn’t get a mention too, Field Marshal, as some kind of inherited trauma.
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A giant vat of shit isn’t it FM?
But you can ways rely on the BBC for constant cunting fodder.
Gawd bless the filth fucking cunts.
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When my lad was little I taught him to swim,
to ride a bicycle, and to climb trees.
3 things that gave me lots of joy as a kid.
Although the tree climbing was more him panicking 10ft up and me carrying him down.
He Lacks Tarzan.
takes after his mother.
he can use a computer,
and face time , email ,shit like that.
But if charged by a bear?
hes not getting up a tree.
Don’t think he’s ever built a fire.
he’d freeze to death if lost in the woods.
Me? I can’t get along with technology.
it commits suicide rather than have me swear at it,
everyone has different skills.
A grizzly charges me , I’m up a tree like greased lightning .
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ps
ive yet to spot any sign of grizzly bear in the Northwest of England
doesn’t mean they aren’t there.
sneaky cunts
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Your first sentence confirms my point at 1:33pm Mis. My father used to go to work on a bike and taught me to ride one long before I started school. I taught both our daughters to ride at similar age. He could not swim and I’ve no doubt nor could anyone else in his large family. Both ours also had their first driving lessons on their seventeenth birthday. Your son’s familiarity with computers can only be an advantage to him nowadays. Don’t be concerned that he doesn’t share all your interests. My father was keen on angling and would take us along. I couldn’t take to it at all but my brother loves it and has done it all his life. Our two are also proficient swimmers having been taught at school in more enlightened times.
And congratulations on the rainbow logos on the van. I’m sure it looks really sweet.
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yeah, it brings in the pink pound from the Dorothy Gale community,
Never let it be said I’m not enlightened.
The limpwrists have good money👍
obviously I wear gloves to take it off them.
dont want to catch some fruity disease!
I’m not fuckin Princess Di
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Smaller grizzlies can climb trees. The bigger ones just push them over. Either way you’re going to end up dreaded.
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I’ll take my chances fighting a little one up a tree than getting eaten alive by a big one
Stanley.
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I’ve had more than enough of whinging dark keys.
One minute it’s ‘fuck da police’ and ‘sisters are doing it for themselves’, and then, when something goes wrong, they want white man to sort out their problems.
Even asking for help or guidance is done in an offhand way, whereby they accuse whitey of racism at the same time as asking for assistance.
They can get fucked.
Fuck em all!
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Yes FMC, I have found myself of late, thinking pretty much everyone & every institution can fuck right off; HMRC, the fucking politicians, the filth, the assorted dark coloured shit & nearly everyone & everything else.
I’m just about fucking done with it & can see myself losing the plot in a big way at some point. Thank fuck for Mrs TSG, as she is about the only thing, with the exception of the dogs, I DO give a fuck about.
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I meant the only ‘one’ not ‘thing’, ignorant cunt that I am!
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Thought sootys were meant to be athletic?
running, jumping, basketball and stuff.
I could easily take a running 🏃♀️ jump from 20ft off a cliff landing gracefully into the pond below, hardly making a ripple.
emerging sexily like Ursula Andress in that Bond film.
But your sooty?
runs ,jumps eyes wide ,lips fluttering
💥boom!!
massive belly flop
than starts screaming and panicking.
“I drowning! helps me, I drowning ”
typically seeking attention
and wanting assistance for free from whitey.
not even able to get to the bank ,
floundering and thrashing in the water.
embarrassing
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That Bridget Phillipson could get it right up the bum.
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Shes puddled Thomas.
proper wall eyed fanatic.
shes the type that help genocides go smoothly.
Bet Pol Pot had a Bridget Philips on equivalent,
ok she’d be yellow as a Simpson
squinting, 4ft rice monkey,
but essentially the same.
” we killed them for their own good”
” he wore glasses, so a intellectual and a enemy of the peoples revolutionary republic. ”
Don’t get me wrong,
I’ve nowt against genocide!
just saying
shes a headtheball.
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Not forgetting the supposed “palestinian” family who drowned off the coast during the hottest ever heatwave in the history of the universe. Clearly caused by Mossad trained North Sea cod wired to receive remote instructions to kill anyone looking suspiciously pali-like as identified by the orbiting ZioSat Palifinder-2 satellite. We Joooozzz are watching……
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