Dead Pool [392]

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Congratulations to King Cunt who has gone and won Dead Pool 291 by picking the Welsh Singer Bonnie Tyler who died in Portugal yesterday aged 75 following a 2 month Hospital stay after suffering a medical emergency requiring intestinal surgery.Tyler will be best remembered for her ballads “Holding out for a hero” and of course “Total Eclipse of the heart”.She is survived by Robert Sullivan her husband of 53 years.

On to Dead Pool 392

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someoneone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless the have already been taken or have already been announced dead and their death has been confirmed.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

33 thoughts on “Dead Pool [392]”

  1. David Attenborough, TV orator
    Roger Penrose, Physicist
    Robert Wagner, Actor
    William Shatner, Thespian
    Joe Biden, cunt.

  3. Harriet Harman
    Anthony Fauci
    Larry David
    Engelbert Humperdinck
    Gillian McCutcheon

  4. Dave Scott (astronaut – Gemini 8, Apollo 9 & lunar landing Apollo 15)
    Renée Richards (tranny tennis player)
    Roy Clarke (Last of the Summer Wine)
    Nigel Starmer-Smith (RU international & TV commentator)
    Johnny Ball (Play School)

  6. Don King
    Melvyn Hayes
    Barbara Knox
    Thomas Hearns
    Ratko Mladic

    Bang on KC, I always liked the Swansea slapper though, great voice and great songs, better than the shit that’s churned out now.

  7. Dick Van Dyke
    James Hong
    Mel Brooks
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Gerard Depardieu

  9. She may not of had that many hits, but the one’s she had are absolute classics – as good now as they were in the day, and Bonnie belted them out.
    We’ll miss you lass. Rest in Peace.
    ——————————————–
    Virginia Mckenna
    Angie Dickinson
    George Takei
    Walter Koenig
    Ian McShane

  10. Eileen Derbyshire
    Bill Duke
    Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
    Norman Coburn
    Ken Rosewall.

    Nice work KC.

    • Clint Eastwood
      Sophia loren
      beast of Bolsover
      Ian Anderson
      Marian margolyes

  13. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, K.C.

  15. Kevin Keegan
    Sir Chris Hoy
    Sir Geoff Hurst
    Rick Wakeman
    Whispering Bob Harris

    Permavirgin Ann Widdecombe’s just carked it too. The Torygraph made an error on their headline this morning saying she was 78, when in fact she was 178.

    • In the light of reports that the Police are investigating her death as a possible murder, I withdraw that comment unreservedly.

  20. She was indeed bonnie in her 70s heyday. RIP.

    Wilf McGuinness
    Andy Taylor
    Barbara Bain
    Rita Moreno
    Micky Dolenz

  21. Loved Bonnie in the 80s
    with her rock chick phase. Gave me a right Royal boner when she wore the leather keks.
    Roger McGough
    John Gorman
    Nanette Newman
    Caren Marsh Doll
    John Leyton

  22. Dame Judie Dench
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Dame Penelope Lively
    Dame Penelope Wilton
    (Dame) Alan Bennett

    Well done KC. Agree with the above comments about Bonnie, a great singer. She had been ill for some time so I hope it brings her some final peace. We use to see her, done up to the nines, walking down Mumbles Road. RIP

  23. George Soros
    James Abbot Thompson (suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Klaus Schwab
    Michael Hessleslime

  27. William Shatner….. Captain Kirk.
    Diana Ross….. Warbler.
    Mojtapa Khamenei…. Shah of Iran.
    Paul Bija….. Cameroonian President.
    Freda Payne….. “Band of Gold”.

  28. Fuck it….. Shatner has been nabbed already.

    Could I please replace him with Mick Jagger?

    Ta very much.

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