The Home Office has announced plans for those who are granted “refugee status” to repay some of the immense cost of keeping the cunts.
People granted asylum in the UK will be required to pay back around £10,000 towards the cost of their accommodation and support once they start earning, the government has announced.
Adults who have sufficient funds will be asked to pay off the sum over time under new rules included in the upcoming Immigration and Asylum Bill, which will be put before Parliament on Tuesday.
Just wait for the millions to start rolling into the Exchequer…
“The plans will mean migrants working and earning a specific amount will be required to pay back a flat-rate sum, which is expected to be set at £10,000.
The Home Office has not determined how much they would need to earn before making monthly instalments.”
Oh dear.
“The University of Oxford’s Migration Observatory questioned how much money the government would actually be able to recoup through the system, pointing to the low rates of employment and earning among refugees.
Dr Madeleine Sumption said: “In 2023, for example, an estimated 13% of people granted refugee status five years earlier were earning at least £20,000, with the rest either not working or on lower earnings.”
So here we have it,by introducing this ridiculous “get tough” scheme the govt has unwittingly revealed just how workshy and fucking useless all the foreign trash really are.
No doubt the new P.M will make sure it only allies to anyone who earns over his salary.
Fuck off. Oven.
Nominated by Unkel Terry.

Its just a ploy to shut us up.
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That’s odd. I thought doctors, engineers and architects were on good money. Obviously not.
It’s no wonder doctors keep going on strike.
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I wonder how many extra pen pushers will be needed to work out which wøg pays and which doesn’t.?
Just imagine the flowchart involved.
Oh the humanity!
Oven then Oven again.
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All the darkıes who actually work are doing cash in hand stuff like car washes, uninsured food deliveries, nail/tanning salons, etc.
The authorities’ll never claw back any worthwhile amount.
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It won’t even frighten them into fucking off home. That’s our job to kick the cunts out.
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The only scheme worth considering is Deport, this one is a gimmick (Starmers favourite word when in opposition)
The ones crossing the channel are obviously low life or funded scammers going into the criminal network, any qualified individual could apply for a visa.
A good start would be rounding up all the nationalities identified as being a high risk of committing sexual assault and holding them securely until they are removed.
900 arrivals (brought in by border farce taxi) since the king of the north claimed the iron throne and he hasn’t even mentioned it, now we hear that Iran is sending Saboteurs via small boats, fucking marvellous, never mind we have £2 bus fares
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A feature film should be made into threatening to send them all back and to make it more realistic they have to return, only we don’t let them return, to make it realistic.
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A £10,000 one off payment to be able to live and work in the UK and enjoy the amenities of Our NHS?
Seems like a good deal to me.
Where do I send my cheque?
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Apologies. That should read ‘live and claim benefits’
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To FMC.
It should be broadcast live kicking the cunts out.
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The Government’s piggy bank is empty so they’re paying the bills by dishing out IOUs like confetti. But that didn’t stop King Yosser blowing £30,000 of our moolah flying to Manchester for no good reason this week.
So HMRC had better start issuing all those £10,000 tax demands asap. When no one will accept any more IOUs he’ll have to take the bus for £2.
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Likewise this No.10 North bollocks, Geordie.
It must cost an absolute fortune for security in Downing Street, yet he wants to have two locations, which must mean double the costs.
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You lot on here are never happy..
Albert tatlock has knocked 87p a week off your electricity bill.
OK it has gone up 18% under labour.
You can take as many 2 pound bus trips as you like, OK labour did put the price up to 3 pound first.
And if your a pub owner, you can enjoy a 20% business rate cut, alright it has gone by 80% under labour..
So cheer up you bastards.
Im sure these low IQ,rapey, inbred savages will be filling the treasury coffers to the brim..
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I was born into an all white society and I want to leave it the same way.
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Talking of government departments, our younger has received a letter from the “Office for National Statistics” about a survey in which they want her to take part. I have read every word in the letter but cannot ascertain whether the survey is voluntary or legally enforcable. I fear it is a scam whether by government or some other agency. Anyone have any knowledge?
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