is a cunt.
A nomination to cheer people up.
Ernie dosio a American big game hunter got trampled to death in Gabon by elephants.
Oh dear how sad..
Ernie who owned a Californian vineyard ” i shall raise a glass to the elephants” was stalking a duiker, when he stumbled on to five elephants and a calf.
The elephants decided to wipe their feet on him..
The only shame was it was over to quick.
Well they do say elephants never forget.. and maybe Ernie shouldn’t have taken the trunk road.
Anyway the elephants have been booked in for pedicures, to get the crap off their feet..
Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.
I love a story with a happy ending.
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Now he knows what its like to be one of his grapes, trampled underfoot.
The daft yank cunt.
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Ernie Dosser is that lowest of men.
…a trophy hunter.
Doesnt eat what he shoots.
just kills a animal for a photo oppotunity to impress his gormless mates back in Nutter Central ,California.
well his loved ones can save money on a coffin and bury him in a pizza box now.
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Luckily there was a wildlife photographer in the same area at the time who snapped the elephant that led the charge:
https://members.parliament.uk/member/4038/portrait
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I watched a clip of her walking along Downing Street, she had the fat arse woman walk, arms swinging away to help with the momentum, you wouldn’t want to be in her way, I am sure she would need the same turning circle as an oil tanker.
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I loathe big game hunters, but just imagine if this hunter was Wes Streeting and the elephants were Emily Thornberry, Diane Abbott , Louise Casey and Dawn Butler. What duckie carnage,
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Hopefully this excellent event will be followed by some arsehole trying to kill a big cat and getting slaughtered and eaten.
Here’s a wonderful clip of a colossal elephant walking past a car:
https://youtu.be/93BdXvPfPRw?si=ikxMrjzF5S7MxtzU
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The only pity of it is that apparently his death would have been quick.
What a shame. It would have been splendid if the elephants had spent considerable time flinging him about like an old shoe.
Still, you can’t have everything.
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Reminds me of the story of the big game hunter who’s stalking an elephant in the bushes.
He sneaks up on the elephant and is taking aim when the elephant disappears. Suddenly he feels a tap on his shoulder. It’s the elephant.
“You’re a silly boy aren’t you,” says the elephant. “Now you’ve got two choices. Either I trample you to death or I give you one. Which is it to be?”
The hunter, mortified, says, “well I haven’t got any choice have I.”
This elephant gives him a right seeing to.
When it’s all over the elephant strolls off leaving the hunter in a right state. He’s fucking furious and immediately grabs his gun and chases the elephant. He takes aim again, but the elephant disappears again. He feels a tap on his shoulder.
“Oh dear oh dear oh dear,” says the elephant. “Now it’s like this; either I rip you to pieces, or you let me and my mates all give you a servicing. What’s it to be?”
Realising he’s got no choice the hunter has to submit himself to this pack of randy beasts. When it’s all over he’s in a right state, bleeding from every orifice, can hardly walk.
Enraged he grabs his gun and chases after the elephants, takes aim, but they all scarper.
Tap on the shoulder.
“I don’t think you’re here for the sport, are you?”
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Dosser by name
Dosser by nature
look at the state of the cunt.
millionaire ,looks like a big issue seller.
oh, an camoflage works better when youre not wearing a flourescent orange cap.
thats mixed messaging that is pal.
That was me?,
nice crisp safari suit, pith helmet,
maybe a subtle cravat.
And id be smart enough to have my native guide and luggage bearers to walk in FRONT of me.
first rule of big game hunting that!
while Mtembe and his fellow cocopops are screaming and getting gored by a enraged pachyderm you have time to either
run like fuck
shin up a tree
quick wank.
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Or all three at the same time – you gotta have good hand to eye coordination if you’re gonna be a proper hunter. Throw in saying “red lorry yellow lorry” as you hit the vinegar strokes and you could be an Olympian.
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Or the young woman who hobbled into the doctor’s surgery.
“What’s the matter with you young lady?” asked the doctor.
“Well it’s a bit embarrassing doctor,” said the girl, “but you see I was on safari, and I got taken short. So I popped into the bushes but I was surprised by an elephant who was a bit excited and he, erm, well, he gave me one.”
The doctor said, “well that’s very distressing to hear. Let’s have a look.”
She takes off her undercrackers and the doctor recoils in horror.
“My god,” he says, “that’s a hugely damaged vagina. I can’t believe it. I happen to be a bit of a wildlife enthusiast, and I have to say that I can’t see how this could have happened. The elephant actually has a very short narrow penis. I can’t see how this much damage could have been done, it just doesn’t make sense.”
“Well, the thing is,” said the girl, “…he fingered me first.”
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It’s a fine story,but I wish he was Chinese.
Those conniving yellow cunts prop up the trade in ivory and more besides.
Sore finger?
Oven.
Good morning.
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Ooops, seems he forgot that the area is full of elephants.
They were probably having a nice day in the forest, minding their own business when some cunt with a gun sticks his nose in.
Did the guide get knocked aside or did he leg it ‘you can outrun an elephant’ , ‘I don’t need to just outrun you’
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An appropriate ending for the ‘respected hunter’ cunt. I hope they transport his flattened carcass back to the US, cut off his crushed & mangled bonce then display it on the wall with his other ‘trophies’, the fucking twat.
As JP says, it’s a pity they didn’t pick him up in their trunks & take turns smacking his head off the ground first.
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Laughed my bollocks off.
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