It is my sad duty to give Duke of Cuntshire the Deadpool 177 Title.He correctly predicted the amazing Randi aka James Randi would be next to die at the grand age of 92.Randi was determined to expose phonies and bullshit artists and did so with class skill and an incredibly blunt yet devastating wit.He could see a cunt a mile off and for that I salute the old dead cunt
Anyway enough of my nauseating sentimentality that James Randi would have dismissed or vomited at in disgust.
On to Deadpool 178
The rules:
1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other people’s nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )
My nominations:
Saeb Erekat
Doug Supernaw
Derek Draper
Nobby Stiles
Dai Davies
Ulrika Johnsson
Katie Price
Joe Biden
Michael Schumacher
Brigitte Macron
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Geoffrey Palmer
Kenneth Cope
Michael Barratt
Michael Barry more
Fred Dinenage
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Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies
Bang on, Duke.
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Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Cliff Richard
Anita Harris
George Takei
Good darts your grace
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George Foreman
Stevie Wonder
Rick Wakeman
Una Stubbs
Judith Chalmers
0
Mikhail Gorbachev
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
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Frank Ifield
Michael Aspal
Frank Ifield
Michael Aspal
Michael Fish
0
Pete Murray
John Woodvine
Tom Lehrer
Stephen Sondheim
Jane Powel (Yankee dancer)
0
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde (preferably by choking on a McDonald’s burger)
Well hit your grace…
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Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Barbara Knox
Stan Bowles
Julie Goodyear
Ratko Mladic
0
Egon Krenz
Kenneth Kaunda
Joss Ackland
Clarissa Eden
Jack Smethurst
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Mary Berry
Clint Eastwood
Bernie ecclestone
Hunter Biden
joe Biden
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Betty White
Christopher Plummer
Larry King
Sophia Loren
Murray Walker
0
Michael Parkinson in place of Murray Walker
And well hit Duke
1
David Prowse
Michael Gambon
Lewis Hamilton
Joe Biden
Michael Heseltine
0
sorry need to remove Biden and put in Lenny Henry
1
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
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Leslie Phillips
Dick Cheney
Joanne Woodward
Lester Piggott
Prunella Scales
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Sonny Barger
Patricia Routledge
Bert Bacharach
Ray Brooks
Mike I’m a bitter anti brexit has been cunt Harding.
1
Mr T
Sir Geoff Boycott
Sandi fucking Toksvig
Henry Blofeld
Andy Bell – Erasure front ‘man’
0
John Prescott
Tony Bennett
Barry Manilow
Jim Dale
Val Kilmer
0