Dead Pool [178]

It is my sad duty to give Duke of Cuntshire the Deadpool 177 Title.He correctly predicted the amazing Randi aka James Randi would be next to die at the grand age of 92.Randi was determined to expose phonies and bullshit artists and did so with class skill and an incredibly blunt yet devastating wit.He could see a cunt a mile off and for that I salute the old dead cunt

Anyway enough of my nauseating sentimentality that James Randi would have dismissed or vomited at in disgust.

On to Deadpool 178

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other people’s nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My nominations:
Saeb Erekat
Doug Supernaw
Derek Draper
Nobby Stiles
Dai Davies

68 thoughts on “Dead Pool [178]

  1. Jimmy Greaves
    Yaphet Kotto
    Paul Gascoigne
    Murray Walker
    The Grandmaster (Duke of Kent)

  2. Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Sammy The Bull Gravano
    Dominic Chianese
    Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philly Mob)

    • Who the fuck are all these Bob? I’m sensing they’re all mobsters and likely to shoot each other to pieces in one sitting!

      • All mobsters Isaac, apart from Dominic Chianese who played a mob boss in The Sopranos and The Godfather.

  3. Arthur Scargill
    Joe Biden
    No Deal
    Imelda Marcos

    Top bloke James Randi. I’ll be getting the ouija board out later…

  4. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Lyndsey Buckingham
    Mick Fleetwood
    Keef Richards

  5. Fucking cunts nicking my noms. Fuck you!

    Ken Bates
    Gina Lollobrigida
    Henry Darrow
    Lily Allen (battered to death with a gardening implement by her new hubbie)
    Henry Kissinger

  6. Jimmy Carter
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Brittany Spears
    Tommy Lasorda

    Viva el Duque!

  7. Clarkson, gagging on an orange and doesn’t release the noose in time.
    Lewis Hamilton, high speed crash into a BLM ad board
    Dianne Abbot, murdered by her son
    Corbin, also murdered by Diane’s Abbots son for licking his mom out.
    Vanessa Feltz, trying to squeeze her size 18 arse into a size 8 dress and convince herself she has an eating disorder, trips over her thong, that she’s fashioned out of a bed sheet, falls down the stairs and ironically impales herself on the painfully thin
    Kate Moss, who also dies but fractionally later than Feltz, therefore Feltz wins by default

  8. Never heard of this ZZ Top lookalikey though well struck, your Grace.

    The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Diego Maradona

  9. That Randi, dead at 92 years of age. Cor!
    I’m not quite 92 yet. I feel like it sometimes mind you.

  10. I’ll be nominating myself if this mooncake from china I bought ends up being dodgy I start coughing excessively puking blood all over the place and gives me a bad case of the wuflu So far so good tho cunters, fucking tasty stuff

  11. Well predicted Duke of C 👍

    Tony Bennett (creaking crooner)
    Christopher Plummer (actor & shit)
    Vince Hill (oldtime singer)
    Alison Hammond (chokes on a bag of pies made by an IC1 male – who will then be arrested on suspicion of a hate crime)
    Andy Burnham (run over by Securicor Van delivering his £60M, the greedy cunt!)

  12. I met James Randi once. On a JREF Amazing Adventure cruise to Alaska in 2007. I spoke to him and he asked me where I was from. I said England and he said, “Well we shouldn’t hold that against you”. Cheeky cunt. RIP you old bugger.

  13. Raul Castro
    Anne Buydens
    Bernie Madoff
    Beverly Cleary
    Eileen Ash

    Nice work Duke,

  14. Chuck Yeager
    Ted Dexter
    John Hemingway (The Last of The Few)
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Prince Philip

    Norman – I hope you’re proud of yourself pinching Glynis from me.

  15. Sally Ann Howes
    Norman Lloyd
    Buzz Aldrin
    George “Johnny” Johnson
    June Lockhart

    James Randi was a hero of mine. His books are well worth a read.

  16. Giovanna Ralli
    Bernard Cribbins
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Betty White

    Good Shot, Duke.

    • Greetings Dick, thought you’d been banned, huge sigh of relief I have to say😜
      PS I nom myself for using an emoji, cunt!!!!!!!

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