The Prime Minister, Andy Burnham (12) and Manchester City FC.

 

are cunts.

“Well, I would be really concerned to lose them. They’ve been such a huge partner in the building of modern Manchester. Obviously, the building of Manchester City into the global force that it is.

“I can’t intervene more in the process. It would be wrong for me to do that. It would be wrong, I think, to jump to a conclusion before having really studied all of the detail, but obviously it’s ongoing, and because it’s still contested by Manchester City, then I think it’s right that I don’t say much more.”..

So says the PM about his Arab chums and their football hobby.

They are guilty and now face punishment, Burnham has stepped in political dogshit again and now the Arabs threaten to withdraw billions in investment if the rules aren’t ignored for their benefit.

A nice mess, again, in Modern Britain.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

66 thoughts on “The Prime Minister, Andy Burnham (12) and Manchester City FC.”

  1. Andy could drown in a puddle, city are corrupt as ia the entire league, city just did it on an industrial level.

    Make Andy city manager and they can both fail.

  2. Hope the Liverpool fans get stuck in to the cheats this afternoon. Man City are a money laundering operation. A larger scale nail bar or vape shop.

    Good morning, everyone.

  3. Fuck football. Fuck Manchester and fuck Andy Burnham.

    If all three of these things disappeared off the planet tomorrow, the world would continue to function normally.

  4. Downing Street are trying to make out it was a case of Tatlock suffering from a bout of foot in the mouth disease and accidentally saying what he said.
    Bollocks!
    He knew what he was doing and will be gratified that his thinly veiled threat is out there.
    Tatlock reminded me of Grouty from Porridge telling Fletch he’d be ‘Very, very disappointed’ if he didn’t get what he wanted.
    And all this crap about it being an ‘ongoing process’.
    It isn’t. They’ve been found guilty.
    Let the Arab cunts throw their toys out of the pram.
    They might even grass Tatlock up to cause aggro.
    I sincerely fucking hope so.

  5. Manchester Cheaty have achieved the impossible.
    They’ve made everyone want Liverpool to win today.

    Mind you, that visually-challenged clown Kavanagh is officiating, so anything could happen.
    Like him giving a free kick a yard outside the penalty area for a hand ball 3 yards inside it.*

    * Ref Villa vs Newcastle, FA Cup 4th Round last season.

  6. I wonder what the ‘irrefutable evidence’ Man City claim they have looks like?
    And more to the point, why didn’t they present it in the intervening eight and a half years before they were found guilty?
    The slimy, cheating bastards.

  7. The only concern to me is that the shitihad end up back to the days when we United fans use to take the piss out of them, when Dave Ewing was their top goal scorer for some of the most spectacular own goals I’ve ever seen.

    I thought it was too good to be true why this shower of shit became where they are and cheating could only be the obvious reason.

  8. The period of investigation ended with the 2017/18 season. Since then the cheating cunts have won about twice as many trophies as they did during the period under enquiry over a similar time scale. Why aren’t they being looked at up to the present day, including trying to get to the truth about how they acquired Haaland in 2022 for about a third of what he was worth?

  9. Not that long ago, foreign teams and their managers would always refer United as Manchester. Not realising there was another team in the vicinity, because of their lower status. Then corruption put them on the map for all the wrong reasons.

    • Not forgetting Mario Baloltelli, who arrived in Manchester thinking he was signing for United, only to discover it was City he was going to end up playing for.
      Apparently, he was suitably perplexed.

  10. How I chose my team in Manchester. My school gave away Central League match tickets for Main Road which always looked dull and depressing, which most places did not long after the war, but when going to Old Trafford it was completely the reverse. The sun shone for a start and by that time, the Busby babes were coming to fruition and I knew that was the club for me.

    • @LL… talking of reform apparently a councillor is suing his council because he was reprimanded after complaining about an LGBTQ stall at a local fayre that was next too a children’s colouring one…with a prosthetic purple penis on full show..of course the council is limp dum/green, the free speech union is helping the councillor with his complaint..no doubt the limps/greens won’t understand that scenario 😩

  11. Andy formally king o’t north likes to make waves, City, EU and now wants to amend the photo ID requirements for voting, using a bank card with their name on it.

    Well that will be fine, Abdul takes his wife’s bank card to the polling station and votes for her, at least it will stop family voting 😂

  12. Perhaps someone should look into some of City’s more recent transfer dealings.
    Haaland allegedly cost a bargain 40 million from Dortmund, even though multiple top clubs, including Real Madrid, were offering twice to three times more.
    If anyone truly believes they only paid 40 million, they’re as thick as fuck.

  13. Ferguson got out whilst the going was good, when the yanks took over. Glad they didn’t do what’s happening over the other side of Manchester. Prefer the yanks to fuck off now after all the damage they’ve done.

  14. Manchester City are owned by a country, just like Newcastle. Totally bent cunts. Wanker Burnham defending them is like somebody defending a stabby Illegal by bempsning the lack of knives sold if they went to prison.

    Fuck Emirates United

  15. looks like clefty got several of his toffees (presumably Everton mints)stuck in his gormless gob … better check if the bungs you received are still in the Cayman Islands account before sheikh abba babba alluha presses the abort button 🔘…’eer lah,wers me kelch gone’ 🙃

  16. I’ll be particularly laughing my bollocks off at the older city fans of my generation, who will be living the nightmare of what they had suffered for decades. Having everything they won taken away for cheating and having to go through it all again with nothing, will cause suicides of untold proportions.

  17. Why’s the hairlip sticking his oar in ? It’s fuck all to do with him. I still haven’t heard the cunt speak and I’m less likely too either.

  18. Burnham’s implicated In this scandal. The mayor of Manchester was a guest of city on occasion and city spent a lot of money in the area on ‘community’ projects.

    I wonder if Andy received any support of a financial kind? City’s owners are good at covering up the trail of their spending so
    all and any donations would need the attention of a forensic accountant.

  19. I’ve just remembered.
    The football regulatory body involved in finding Tatlock’s Man City chums guilty, was set up last year at the insistence of……The Labour Party.
    Not only is that quite funny, it’s also a terrible inconvenience for our prime minister, which could be funnier still.
    Expect the above regulatory body to be abolished some time soon.

  20. If you travel to Manchester over the A62 from god’s own county, it resembles a mini Manhattan.

    I’ve always wondered who the fuck is paying for it all.

    Now we know, don’t we Mr Tatlock…!

    Chickens and roost spring to mind.. can’t fucking wait for the stench to come out…🤫

    • I’ve only passed through Manchester on the train to Liverpool.
      I thought it looked like a mini-Shanghai.

      I liked Liverpool though. All those lovely big Fuck You Sámbo public buildings paid for by the slave trade. Great stuff.

      • The middle bit is still nice Geordie.
        A monumental Town Hall, a huge library and epic buildings of Victorian grandueur. Albert Square and St Peters Square.

        However, the ‘comnercial’ part of Manchester is rank. Vandalism all over the walls, closed shops, and the ones that are open are fucking LGBTQ. The rest of the place is full of spiceheads, druggies, pisspots and – strangely – chinks.

    • It could be quite interesting, Doc.
      We’ve had prime ministers get the chop over things like Europe and internecine rivalry, but never one who had to go because of a football club and a bunch of Arabs.
      There’s a first time for everything, I sincerely hope.

    • The skyscapers are an illusion, Doc.
      On the ground, around the Arndale Centre, Market Street, the no longer there Piccadilly Gardens, it’s a shithole.

      Besides, all those tall buildings are hotels and flats for super rich fuckers. Only footballer cunts and celebrity knobheads live there. They serve no purpose to or for the ordinary people of Mcr.

      A regenerated city claimed Burnham. Investment and splurging on towers that are rich peoples playthings. While on the ground it continues to rot and be infested.

  21. Let me know lads & lasses, what are the Liverpool fans are chanting. Sly have obviously muffling the fucker. Besides I can’t stand the commentary.

    • Seeing as they’re 3-0 down, Sammy. I’d assume the bin dippers are singing ‘we’re shit and we know we are’.

    • They’re singing, “You haven’t won a trophy since 1976”, the League Cup, when you rescind all the other bought ones.

    • Too true Miserable.

      The film The United Way is a good piece of work. Greats like Cantona, Robson, Hughes, Big Ron, The Doc, and even Beckham does a good turn.

      However, Burnham is on it. Talking shit about how his dad ‘followed all football’ and how his old man went to the first game after the 1958 air crash. Yeah right, course he did. My cat could tell he was lying his bollocks off. His dad was an Evertonian, so what the fuck would he be doing at a freezing Old Trafford for a night cup tie on 19th February 1958 against Sheffield Wednesday? Burnham senior would have been 17 at the time, and I’m afraid I just don’t believe it and that it is total bollocks.

      The way Burnham tries to tap into the Manc heritage, and act like he’s one of us is vomit inducing and laughable at the same time.
      The Smiths? Yeah Yeah (bet Andy doesn’t like that horrible man Morrissey though, eh?), Oasis? Yadder yadder, donk look back in anger madfrit.. Stone Roses? Top one sorted are kid. Laughable predictable bullshit that’s as fake as Bruce Jenner’s twat.

      Get Andy on Slaughter and the Dogs, A Certain Ratio, Paris Angels, Durutti Column and The Chameleons, and he wouldn’t have a clue. What a knob.

  22. The shitty players will be angry against their club to say the least for allowing them to sweat their bollocks off for nothing in the end, when all the effort of winning things, for then to have everything taken off them because of the owners fiddling the books. The players will also want a share in the fiddling profits.

    • It’ll be a hoot if the Berties get relegated Sammy.

      The exodus of dago and egg and spoon mercenaries would make Dunkirk look like an episode of the Magic Roundabout.

      All those foreign fancy dan fairies going to places like Millwall and Cardiff would make them shit themselves. The Mariah Careyesque tantrums over the dressing rooms would also cause much hilarity.

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