Every aspect of this story …
… is a cunt.
I don’t know where to start on this one. Most readers probably at some stage heard some variation of the urban-legend sounding story of .. ‘woman, thinks she’s home alone .. surprise party with friends & family all in hiding .. she gets out the jar of … peanut butter – maybe Pedigree Chum, who knows? .. plonks down on the couch, .. beckons over the family shih-tzu or Irish Wolfhound or whatever… applies the foodstuff to her front bottom … dog starts licking.. light’s suddenly switched on & everybody suddenly jumps out from their hiding place .. ‘Surprise’ … and THEY get as much of a surprise as she does .. ; and the story as passed around ends there, no further details.
Well .. ; Life imitating art, as such?
What am I cunting? .. dunno, really .. her? .. maybe (utter)depravity in general? ..The fucking mugshot where she looks delighted with herself(for which a judge has lambasted her!) .. her friends who have started an online fundraiser? .. the husband(if it’s true he used the footage as a threatening device & held it over for 2 years)? … 🤷
She’s been arrested & charged with a felony, but not been convicted pending trial, so isac safety rules might mean ‘depravity in general’ might have to be the discussion. Under police questioning, the woman denied it was sexual, but on being told the video footage says otherwise, she lawyered up.
Anyone that might suggest something along the lines of ‘At least she wasn’t doing x, y or z which would be worse’ as some sort of mitigation , is missing the point.
What used to be big shock-factor old wives tales are now casual news stories … except on msm , which are swerving it, of course.
As usual, it’s the dog that has my sympathy. Pity, seeing as it’s Florida, an alligator didn’t mosey in, scare the dog off, and finish what he’d been made start …
If it would be no legal risk to the site, that mugshot is a shoo-in for the nom pic. She even looks pretty cray cray!
Yuk!
Nominated by : Cuntemall
😀hehee.
All yanks do this.
Johnny Depp, Alec Baldwin, Tom Cruise,
crybaby motherfucker Robert de.Niro.
its the new craze.
Awesome maaan 🐕
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My dog would.
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What intrigues me is the fact that she’s in shit due to video from a camera in her own home. There’s going to be more of this. People seem quite comfortable with having surveillance devices in their homes. There are millions of “smart speakers” out there all connected to the internet and all listening all the time. I know of two cases now where drivers have been convicted of an offence using the video from their own dash cam. Hiding or witholding such information gets you in deeper shit as it’s concealing evidence and obstructing the police.
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The woman lacks imagination.
Instead of having a dog as a pet she should have brought a pangolin.
They have tongues up to 28 inches long.
What I find strange is that she had surveillance cameras in her home that she knew fuck all about.
Her husband really didn’t trust her.
Good morning.
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Off topic.
It’s 534 years to the day since Christopher Columbus first arrived in the Americas.
534 has no real significance as a number, but today is fiesta nacional de España.
Spanish national day.
Flags are flying everywhere and people are together celebrating.
A day off work for most people, who haven’t had a day off since last Friday, día de la comunidad Valenciana.
We celebrated King James I entering the city of Valencia in 1238.
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Have a lovely day!
Eat, drink and be merry!
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@art…we should get into the swing of these fiestas…we could have one everyday.. la dinghy maximus communidad festival 🎉🍹… ole guvnor 😩
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Russell Brands in court today.
Now there’s a man probably had a family pet tongue his balls.
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I get the feeling that the hirsute gobshite is definitely going down for being a bit rapey wapey with a number of unwilling females.
The schoolgirl he referred to as ‘the child’ should see him get his bollocks cut off and flushed down the toilet in wormwood scrubs.
Can’t wait.
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Im pretty frigid when it comes to animals.
funny like that.
But celebs are pretty liberated.
I heard Marium Gargoyles uses a beehive as a vibrator,
and midget Warwick Davis let’s his pet woodlouse crawl up his hoop.
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How low can that little cunt get?
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Maybe that’s what the wierdo who was killed by the tiger on Saturday was attempting?
Well, he certainly got fucked by the tiger.
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Morning Thomas,
glad they haven’t put the tiger down,
not its fault some knobhead with a deathwish invaded its personal space.
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Take pity on old bags like Jess Phillips. The only way she would get sex is if they put a ham bone in her gash to tempt the family terrier. It would eb impossibkle for Mr. Phillips”. By the way they did her life story on Talking Pictures on Saturday night, by showing The Killing Of Sister George”. I’d swear one of those noivice nuns was Bridget Phillipson
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Emily five-bellys wanted to try that, but she preferred to eat the peanut butter herself..
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‘hey dawg,come too momma and gits your grits, it’s your favorit arse crack peanut jelly hhmm,hhmm’
ggggrrrrr 🐶….’oh yeah, that’s right boooy all of it,keep ‘lickin now oooh that’s soooo good’ …. y’all luvs mommy’s treats 🙃
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Barking mad
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Maybe I am over thinking this, but I reckon that we can assume that the young lady has a fanny like a coin slot.
I am sure that she wouldn’t risk her dog going at her clopper if she had a prominent clit or saggy beef curtains.
Just saying.
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Good point AC would be a bad move to let my boy get at anything sticky out or dangling. The big bastard must be part hyena, never know what you’ve got with these Bulldog crosses but daddy loves him.
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Beastiality is alive and well then. I usually associate it with foreign men bothering horses. I wonder if women like her mind which sex the dog is?
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Cross species lesbianisms FC?
Dear me,the mind boggles.
Mind you those floridians are noted lunatics.
Good morning.
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A new stripe on the alphabet rag?
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If it had been my Lab,it would have been over in a fraction of a second,inhaled and fucked off searching for his next snack.
The fat,far right lazy cunt.
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I am sure there must be the making of a new Boggs Poronographic Film Prductions (Taiwan) Limited film extravangansa.given the info given here ‘A Girl, A Terrier And A Dildo’. Just a shame we have missed the Xmas market because we could have included a few novety surprises from our sister company The Spankie-Wankie Company Of Ltd.
Never mind, It’s a project I’ll pencil in for Jess next year
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Surely that ex leader of the Lib Demics with the big jugs would be available at short notice Mr Boggs?
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She should have put some cow’s milk on her fanny and got a young calf to lick it, they have a really rough tongue. ( Apparently ).
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I don’t see the problem, someone said to her ‘have you tried it doggy style’, just a misunderstanding on her part.
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breaking down this cunting, aside from the husband who was a cunt for blackmailing his wife, I csnt see much else to cunt
she wasn’t harmed and fucking enjoyed herself.
as for the dog….neither he or she was harmed. licking is theraputic for dogs and it ended up with something nice to taste to boot.
nothing much to cunt here
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I can’t see how the dog was harmed either.
My hound is rather partial to peanut butter and fish paste.
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Why do the hamshanks allow rape and murder go amiss, but arrest people for the slightest thing of wiping their arse other than the traditional way ?
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This fucking dog will cheer up your day…!
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It’s way too early in the day for my mind to cope with this shagging dog story.
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All yanks should be set alight for their twangy voices alone.
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Pretty woman. I bet her favourite actor is Richard Gerebil.
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