“Everyone made it out to be so easy, but my face felt like it was on fire and there was a horrible smell of burning skin,” says Nikita Morgan, as she describes her eyelid surgery.
She decided to get a blepharoplasty, or a “bleph”, removing skin from just above the eyes – after seeing videos about it on social media. Even though she was given a local anaesthetic, Nikita felt extreme pain.”
Is there no end to the appalling stupidity of these mad cunts and their Pound land plastic surgery?
Apparently not.
“Nikita, from Dublin, wanted to make her eyes more defined, but could not afford upper eyelid surgery in Ireland that she was told would cost more than €4,000 (£3,400).
Then the 31-year-old discovered on TikTok that she could get a bleph with Dutch company, Faceland for €750 (£650).
She described its clinic in Düsseldorf as “like a conveyor belt, just one in, one out constantly”.
Dilapidated NHS Oven.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Too much vanity
not enough common sense.
The only reason to have a bleph is if your Chinese.
they have eyelids like pissflaps.
and it impaired driving.
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Female vanity trumps common sense.
Complications have been reported from clinics in mainland Europe, Africa and Asia.
The girls should head to the Dark Continent if they’re looking for value for money. After your belph, Dr Moses Oohboogooh will throw in FGM with a rusty penknife at half price.
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Prefer women who can belch the alphabet.
Nikita probably has a fine set of Turkey teeth as well.
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This is what happens when you expect Harley Street quality at Temu prices.
What’s infuriating is that they then expect the NHS to put it right and whine to the press about it.
One person is quoted as saying ” people said it was my own fault “.
Well yes. Yes it is, you dumb twat!
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Our eyes are surely our most precious assets.
We must protect them at all costs.
Which is why you definitely shouldn’t look at this pic:
https://share.google/WGAdgZ3ig4Xro0ByZ
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Morning Cunt Engine…..Peter Dinklage in a ‘Game of Bones’.
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Gaaah! My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
What have you done! 😂
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That was merely a 1/10 for strength, Odin…it being so early in the day.
I do hope it’s not put you off your cornflakes.
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You should know by now Odin that Cunt Engine’s links are like passing a car crash.
You know you shouldn’t look but you just can’t help it.
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I’ve bypassed the cornflakes and gone straight for the eye bleach this morning
Thanks Thomas!
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hehehe 😀
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@tce…is that a mini John Prescott 🤔
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Dublin, Nikita, placcy surgery… No doubt a rhymes with Hippo.
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I don’t know how people can have such a casual attitude to surgery that they will have cosmetic surgery. My nose is a bit bent following a motorcycle crash in 1970. I shall die with a bent nose. Twenty years ago I was diagnosed with a kidney stone. The doctor booked me in for surgery. I cancelled the appointment, tolerated the pain for a few weeks and passed the damn thing. When I had cardiac stents fitted ten years ago the alternative was less palatable. I’ve known lots of men who have had vasectomies which seemed very fashionable a few years ago. Even ignoring the fact that several of them had problems following the procedure I couldn’t seriously contemplate emulating them. God no.
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Morning arfur…I considered a vasectomy after the birth of my second child. It was ultimately unnecessary however, as the old witch had an alternative solution to not getting pregnant for a 3rd time: never allowing me access to her fanny ever again.
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Sorry to hear that Tom. Again I’m reminded what a lucky sod I am.
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There are women that don’t give a fuck about what they look like, and there are others who are extremely vain.
But women generally want to look their best, which is good when you think about the alternative.
If a woman feels like she would benefit from a small cosmetic procedure, then I personally don’t see the problem.
What I do see as a problem is the fact that a clinic in Ireland charges over 4 times the amount as a clinic in The Netherlands.
The Netherlands is a civilised country.
The clinics there will have the same success rates as the ones in Ireland, so why the huge price difference?
You might knock the Turkish dental clinics, but they will have the same percentage of very satisfied customers as any clinic in the UK, but they charge a fraction of the price.
A woman can have an excellent tit job done in a modern clinic in Bangkok, for much less than she would have to pay in the UK.
I know that prices for procedures will vary depending on the wages paid and the cost of living in other countries, but all cosmetic surgeons in the UK seem to be taking the piss.
And it wouldn’t surprise me if the UK clinics are the ones that instigate stories like in the nom.
Good morning.
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It’s hard being a woman, needing alll that make up and surgery because god didn’t finish their faces.
Every cunt who has plastic surgery for vanity ends up looking odd.
Simon Cowell always looked like a cunt but now he looks like some reanimated corpse.
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I think that it’s when they overdo it Sixdog.
Just like getting a well worked and descrete tattoo, there are cunts who can’t stop there and they have to have entire limbs or even the whole body covered.
A little bit of surgery, performed correctly isn’t a problem.
But then people go to extremes.
Cher, Madonna and Michael Jackson are good examples.
Women used to be happy to get their ears pierced so they wouldn’t lose a nice earring.
Now they have every available body part pierced so they can put bits of plastic, metal studs and bolts through them.
I wonder what they actually see when they look into a mirror.
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No idea AC, it’s a mental illness I expect, like people who think they are fat when they look like they’ve been in Belsen for the duration.
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I can understand plastic surgery if its for scars or deformities caused by a accident
.
chip pan fire takes your face off or something.
or born with looking weird.
I can sympathise with that.
But just because your shallow as fuck?
not so much.
Look at Lemmy with all those warts on his face,
looked like a warthog,
always had a bird.
didn’t let it bother him,
didn’t effect his confidence.
That Priscilla Presley used to be nice looking
now after loads of surgery her face looks like Quasiimodos arse.
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Look at this bird, MNC:
Michaela Romanini, some posh Italian…went from looking like an even fitter Danni Minogue to…well, some sort of spastic vampire?
https://share.google/78sw53HktXMUCm1tu
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oh dear.
refund please
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Sure that ain’t a geezer, seen better looking crackhead homeless.
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Check out Susan Dell of Dell computer fame and a Trump hanger on.
https://www.heraldousa.com/latestnews/2026/10/8/who-is-susan-dell-and-why-has-her-appearance-with-trump-sparked-conspiracy-theor-101383.html
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Carol Voldemort must be down in the dumps. Can she maintain her fake plastic grin now that her fave politico and Heinrich Himmler lookalike Dave Yaxley-Appalling has been found out?
It’s going to put all that cosmetic surgery to the test.
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Yep, she’s old as the pyramids the musty old cunt. Madonna too, well past time she accepted time wins. Youth is a fleeting gift and she can’t accept it.
Nearly 70 trying to gyrate on stage whilst wearing padding that makes her look like she’s wearing a nappy, just in carnage falls and breaks a hip.
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Still has a taste for ethnic cock, but with her vast fortune anything’s possible. For fuck sake she is the same age as me
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No shiny shires awarded from me.Tough titties 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Shires? Spastic Chinky keyboard.SHITES!
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Americans seem to have a lot of plastic surgery, but it always looks shit.
Even those rich cunt celebs from Hollyweird
” make me beautiful ”
come out looking like they’ve stuck their head in a wasps nest,
all inflamed and puffy.
The yanks also dont have a single decent Barber.
Not one!
bloke goes a barber in the US?
comes out looking like he’s wearing a wig.
Dunno why?
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Cliff Richards denies plastic surgery.
says good genetics keep him looking youthful.
So how does he explain that his neck looks like a tortoises ball bag?
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What keeps him youthful is regularly receiving a rear-end battering from Ukranian rent boys whose cocks are still slick with Kier Starmer’s bum juice.
The botty action also somehow keeps his hair a convincing chestnut brown too.
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They should come to GB, we have thousands of fucking barbers…🤬
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Yeah and some of the fuckers actually know how to cut hair.
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she didn’t see that coming….😩
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https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+31%3A30&version=ESV
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It’s not what you look like, it’s what you sound like, especially if you’re a yank. Elocution lessons are far cheaper than risking any kind of surgery. Then beauty becomes in the eye of the beholder. Learn how to speak English the way it is supposed to sound.
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I get you Sammy. I remember a TV programme where “glamour” models were the subject. There was short clip of a pulchritudinous young woman naked. Then they interviewed her. She had a voice that would turn the milk. It sent you scrabbling for the mute button. She was from Swindon if I remember correctly but I’m not talking of a regional accent, rather a grinding, scraping noise that you hoped never to hear again.
Our smart-arse elder speaks RP and takes the piss out of my (much softer nowadays) regional accent. At least now it’s much more Brummie than yam-yam.
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This is just the next round of stupid bullshit influencers tell their ovine followers they need to get in order to live the lifestyle of an influencer.
From boob jobs done with a pair of rusty scissors that make the tits looks like Marty Feldman’s eyes, to an arse job done with a lethal dose of bathroom silicon and pumped up lips that look like a baboon’s arse.
None of these look attractive. Just incredibly sad and desperate. Like most influencers.
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Ah the medical knowledge of the Tiktok.
Highly recommended.
The mad cunts.
Good morning.
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There’s bound to be emergency surgery needed after the ‘pool v shitey match this affey, for both fans and players.
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She isn’t as quite as dumb as the man who climbed in to the tiger enclosure in South Yorkshire.
Hopefully he was a Paki.
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Hopefully!
If so, hopefully the tiger mauled him with its claws not teeth, wouldn’t want to poison a beautiful rare beast with pakı meat.
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News reports said the man “appeared to ‘psyche himself up’ by performing a ‘dance’…so he was black then.
That’s the only thing that us honkıes and pakıs have in common: we can’t dance for shit.
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I note that even the BBC reported that the tiger was not injured. HaHaHa! Apparently the cat weighs seventeen stones! He should have picked on someone his own size.
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Reports from some msm reckon the geezer was autistic or suffered from some debilitating mental problem as he was telling the tiger off using some hand gesture closed fist with little finger raised which is part of a sign system taught to persons with problems vocalising. Didn’t work obviously. What I find hard to believe is that a person suffering from that sort of problem and has no concept that full grown tigers are fucking lethal your a bar snack to them appears to have been on his own. They are big and bad, one female tiger in India somewhere by 1907 had killed over 450 people she was stopped when Jim Corbett shot her. He said in one of his books that often when hunting a Mankiller he knew the big furry fucker was hunting him.
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Frankenstein’s monster with some of them.
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