Cultural Misunderstandings


Along with the most recent ‘No be rapey ; rapey am BAD’ literature, .. maybe the U.K. govt. should have given the illegal and/or cray cray element another pamphlet labelled ‘Taking the bus in Britain’.

‘In Britain, when we wish to go to the library or the museum, ..we do NOT headbutt the bus driver, drag him out of his little cubby then steal the bus’.

Could’ve saved a whole slew of folk having to get their cars repaired on their own insurance .. Here’s what the good ol’ bbc had to say on the matter.

BBC News?

The 5 min Youtube link, as ever, tells the story of the bbc’s vaguely described ‘man’ – one ali balhad , it is – of the violent neanderthalic cunt’s little public transport excursion 100x better…

YouTube.

Nominated by : Cuntemall

36 thoughts on “Cultural Misunderstandings”

  1. Speaking from his penthouse suite in an Abu Dhabi owned Manchester hotel, prime minister Andy Tatlock said, ‘This is clearly a very distressing incident involving a red bus, which are my favourites. Do you know what make and model it was? I sincerely hope the bus is alright. Did I tell you my dad died recently?’

    • Ali Ballbag headbutted the driver?
      then stole the bus?

      well the Home Office should put it in a pamphlet NOT too.
      How are they supposed to know its not ticketyboo?
      back home they headbutt and rape busdrivers all the time.

    • Later, after a business lunch with some unknown Arab men in Manchester City blazers, a still clearly shocked Mr Tatlock added, ‘This is a clear indication that bus travel is still too expensive and the Labour Party will endeavour to give help to those people who need it most. Therefore, I propose a new fare of 10p for all immigrants, which will be paid for by revoking the free bus passes of all white pensioners, who everybody knows are secretly sitting on piles of cash’.
      When asked if he had a message for the injured bus driver, Mr Burnham refused to comment and was whisked away in a large limousine bearing Abu Dhabi number plates.

  2. Maybe the smelly inbred took, morrissey the consumer monkeys two quid bus literally.

    Paid his two quid, the bus is now his..
    He will be a member of Parliament in three years time..

  3. Don’t worry chaps, the bigoted far-right woman running after the bus warning everyone to get out of the way has been apprehended, charged , convicted and banged up for 2 years for her heinous Hate Crime.

  4. That article is a classic example of the BBC and elephants in the room.

    ‘Balhad, a Yemeni national believed to have been in the area for about a week, has been remanded in custody’.

    So for a change he’s not classified as ‘from’ Telford, which must mean he’s an illegal who’s not long landed.
    If that’s the case, fucking say so.
    That way people might not commit the heinous crime of ‘speculating’.

  5. Ali apparently had been told that morning his application for a driver’s job had been turned down due too the fact he didn’t have a licence…he asked the driver politely what was so difficult about doing the job and was rightly indignant with the reply of ‘we have the public’s safety in our care mate’ …Ali said ‘wot u mean man,lookee gi me da wheel I shows you it’s no hard job’ ….aaarggh,wallop, crunch,bang,🤕🚑

    • Ali Ballbag looks suspiciously like children’s presenter Andy Peters?

      Maybe it was a romantic dispute.

      Dunno, but most bus drivers are right miserable cunts so fuck him.

      • Hiya Thomas,
        he probably cooled his nose and lips off by munching Philip Schofeilds shitty hoop.

        why are children’s presenters such twats?

        B

      • Possibly the campest black man ever. Ugly cunt Miriam Margolyes did go up very slightly in my estimation after she called him a ‘high-yella’ the other week when being interviewed on This Morning.

      • Bus driving seaweed cutter here with form for being sacked from many agency driving jobs for various cyclist assaults and arguing with/throwing passengers off, all very justifsied.

        My record is about 7 foot from bus doors to landing.

        Can confirm you are correct!

  6. This reminds me of a similar incident that happened back in the 70’s while I was attended the South East London Technical College near Lewisham. A stolen Mercedes car was being driven at speed & rather erratical up the road with one of it’s rear wheels missing, complete with a driver of Mediterranean appearance. It was hitting & bouncing off every third parked car as it continued its journey, before finally being cornered by the Met.

  7. The pamphlet should state, any wrong doing a red hot poker will be inserted up the jacksie. That should make it all too clear to them.

  8. Never underestimate the power of the State to control the population.

    State Propoganda and control of the media keeps you under the heel…!

    You have been warned.

  9. The whole misunderstanding was of course caused by the silly natives.

    How do I get to the social benefits (scroungers handouts) office?

    ‘Take the bus’

    An easy mistake that should be nipped in the bud. Same mistake was made in India a century ago and never corrected to this day. Probably went like this :

    ‘What is the easiest way for me to travel to the next shanty town?’

    ‘On the train’ …

  10. The BBC were spot on, the alleged culprit was indeed ‘a man’, this is why the BBC is the most trusted source for information.

    The don’t rape children pamphlet has now been updated, it includes a section on the correct way to use the bus and not to rape children on the bus.

    Sink the boats, it’s the only way to prevent further misuse of public transport

  11. Under the UN and EU’s openly published on their websites but ‘conspiracy theory’ according to the MSM agenda 2030, we’re all supposed to be on the buses by then if we want to travel. They fail to advertise the delights of the buses being full of ooga booga Ray Pissed’s.

  12. It has always been a maxim that ignorance of the law is not a defence, so it is clear that we do indeed have two tier justice – Kweer’s Law continues under Andy Capp.

    Still, forewarned is forearmed and as manager of the Steaming Pussycat Striptease Club, I have arranged for this notice to be affixed to the bogs and reception areas “Patrons are respectfully advised that our young ladies should NOT be raped. However if you are desperate, Angie will give you a quick knee-trembler in the alleyway for a cigarette. Please do not ask for credit as a refusal often offends”.

    Can’t do more than that, can I?

  13. Did you know, if you are a millionaire and leave GB because of the current Marxist tax regime,( according to a green party member ).

    You ! Are a traitor to the country..

    Hopefully tonight when I win the lotto, I’ll be joining that treacherous group of Englishmen…🤞

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