is a cunt .and why it won’t be around in the next 18 months or so.
HIGNFY….used to be a staple diet for me on a Friday evening many years ago…I even went to a recording of it when the London studios were a thing and Eddie izzard was the guest captain as Merton couldn’t make it for some reason. This is the time when Izzard was (for me anyway) A. very funny, and B a man who just liked wearing a bit of lippy.
Now, though it would seem it’s days are numbered. A few years ago the BBC brought out a rules that said panel games must include at least one woman….funny or not, they had to be there. Start of the decline IMO.
Now, this week we have had a report whereby 2 (yes, just two) viewers were in some way offended that Victoria Beckham was potentially being referred to as a cunt by the host of HIGNFY….that unfunny cunt Katherine Ryan. She never mentioned it directly, but merely inferred it.
Too much clutching of the pearl necklaces for two viewers who complained, and was upheld……..back in the day HIGNFY was far more cutting edge and no one complained. Tub of lard…anyone? Ripping the shit out of Boris, Ken Livingstone…it all went on, and that was for the better of the show. Now, though the sensitive cunts who watch get offended that Ryan may think Beckham may be it bit of a cunt. The BBC should grow a pair and tell them to fuck off, but I dare say the two complaints were from two employees, so the BBC can use them as an excuse to kill it off. It’s all gone a bit woke in recent years anyway.
Nominated by Chuff Chugger.
Ian Hislop is a sperm headed wanker.
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Agreed, Twenty.
But he (and the program itself) used to be fantastic and the extended version was one of my weekly highlights many moons ago.
Here’s a 5 minute compilation of Hislop vs Paula Yates:
https://youtu.be/LtNF1v4fNGI?si=Q4_eJRkvxmmnBJ1B
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Yes, I agree. He sold out big time.
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Since 23rd June Hislop has suffered from severe BDS hence his mental decline. Merton just has early onset dementia, not so advanced that he can’t remember to pick up his weekly pay cheque.
The best joke they had on the programme was that Angus Drayton was being paid , I think, £30,000 a show and Hislop and Merton were getting “only” £10,000 each. It came out when Drayton was fired off for his leisure time activities. Since then Hislop and Merton have been pissed off and held a grudge, I guess that is for about 20 years. Cunts the pair of them.
Good Morning
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The most astonishing thing about this story is that David Beckham is capable of writing and sending an email. Surely someone must have helped him.
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I haven’t watched a full episode since the last century as it became unbearable then. The format is dreary. Merton says a dry comment to the middle person, then looks at the audience straight-faced to cue their laughter. Hislop does the same, but his comments are rhetorical or pompous, then turns to the audience, regardless of humour, and guffaws like a weasely, twisted cripple. The middle person rolls their eyes to the camera. Somebody holds up a ‘laughter’ plaque to the audience.
Merton is an unfunny dollop, far elevated about his bland standard; Hislop is a repulsive, reptilian cunt,like the runt of a litter of weak lizards.
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HIGNFY like the BBC are cockroaches, without the charm.
They will never die..
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Unwatchable, unfunny shite.
One team captain spends his time giggling like an immature public school boy and the other cunt make out that he doesn’t know what’s going on despite being on the programme for almost 40 years.
Those two are going to get a fucking huge pension from annoying me for ages.
The only topical quiz show worse than that is the terrible Mock the Week.
Hosted by a fat bog trotter who gets the most awful comic contestants in order to make himself look funny.
It doesn’t work.
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It used to be funny 35 years ago,haven’t watched it this century thankfully.
What is funny is the momentum behind households binning the “licence fee” by the hundreds of thousands a year leading to “economies” by the sobbing paki loving cunts,which in turn leads to the government considering expanding the licence to include Netflix etc.
What a jape!
Oven.
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Oh and hislop is a blubbering mummy’s boy cunt.
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An unfunny, sanctimonious prig.
Head Boy at public school.
So undoubtedly the Headmaster’s pet.
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This idea of adding a tax to Netflix and the likes to fund the BBC should be killed at birth, UT.
For years they’ve claimed that the license fee isn’t a tax on owning a telly, but this new proposal most certainly is.
It’s not only immoral, it’s probably not even legal.
And if I were Netflix or YouTube, I’d pull all services from the UK. I wouldn’t want to be associated with such a violation of free trade.
The BBC and their parliamentary apologists are cunts!
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Spot on Field Marshal.
I’ve nominated Nandy and her laughable claims regarding “news media”.
I remain somewhat astounded that they continue with the same tired lies..
No wait,Gravy Train!
The fucking scûm.
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They can keep the news side of it, but if they want a state broadcaster, they can fucking pay for it.
Perhaps they could dip into the national lottery.
The rest can go subscription.
Problem fucking solved.
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There’s nothing wrong with young Liza that a good seeing-to and a foundation course in erotic dancing at the Steaming Pussycat wouldn’t. A lovely pair of bouncing knockers going to waste on student politics, when her shimmy could move the world. She was made for scarlet nipple tassels.
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Leftie Lovefest In Unfunny Shocker.
Anything and everything put out by the BBC nowadays is by and for ‘Elites’ who attend the WEF and the like, and their once-the-cameras-have-stopped-rolling ‘entertainment’ and ‘buffets’.
In Minecraft, dear lawyers.
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Like so many BBC shows this one has crawled on since 1990 due to laziness. If it is Friday night it was be “tpoical news quiz night” with midget sanctimonious Hislop and ageing schoolboy poofer Merton, who wasn’t funny 36 years ago with his Tony Hancock rip-off.
So many shows the poofters dancing show on saturdays, the numerosu and never ending Escapes To the Country, Garden Rescues and another ttatty antique show are only there because nobody ahs the imagination to come up with anything else. Why not show an old film or Test Card D? How about a new art show where contestants have to paint Jess Phillips in the nude -I even have a title for them “Fart Attack”
Radio is even worse: Just A Minute has now dreared on for 59 years and a hundred series and they boast about it
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PS – CANCEL YOUR FUCKING LICENCE
They have a pedo statue outside their HQ FFS. That’s what your funding by continuing to pay for one.
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DEFUND THE BBC.
ABOLISH THE MONARCHY.
DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT
🇬🇧✝️🔥☠️
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Two complaints!
The BBC should have said, if you don’t like it don’t fucking watch it, you Cunts!
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And there’s the thing, Sick.
The two complainants probably didn’t watch it themselves.
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I noticed from a news feed the other day that the BBC will stop showing Rupauls Drag Race next year. If that’s the current climate, then Hislop and his mates stand no fucking chance.
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Haven’t watched HIGNFY SHITE for years since finding darker stuff, besides finding you lot on here and being able to contribute myself. What more does one want ?
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An ex workmate allegedly did work at the Beckham residence, allegedly they were as big a cunts as each other. The staff allegedly could not speak to either of the cunts before they were spoken to first.
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Must have been illegals who else would want to breath the same air as those fucktards.. The hideous pair are a shining example of how England is disappearing up its own arsehole 10 Downing Street.
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The 2 regulars – a smug cunt and an unfunny cunt. Guests who either fit the show’s lefty credentials or are there to be singled out. Utter shite, but very worthy, I’m sure.
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It would be wonderful if somehow Ricky Gervais managed to be invited as a guest. He would destroy each of the others and leave them sobbing.
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HIGNFY…. Err it’s 💩
It once was a bit edgy but has gone the way of most broadcast stuff these days…Err 💩 ✔️
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I’m struggling to understand what the problem is, everyone knows that Victoria Beckham is a cunt.
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She is the empress of cunts Kenny. Honest cunty is laying bets that Harpic will be just as big a cunt as her mother.
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It was never the same after Deighton got sacked.
Then, of course, it became infected with leftism and wokery along with one sided targets for their ‘satire’.
I mean, they’re still bashing Boris, for fuck sake.
Which just goes to show that they are under strict orders not to attack a Labour prime minister.
And Hislop, the self proclaimed guardian of free, independent, investigative journalism, gleefully goes along with it.
What a pile of lefty infested shite!
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Dave should go all Othello on the skinny little trollop: “Is this most goodly book, this most noble paper, made to write whore upon?”
Like me, Dave is after the RSC award and Radio 3 appearances. Neither of us has broken through there.
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Formulaic, tired, BBC shite. The last time I saw it was over 20 years ago, and I remember turning it off because it was rubbish.
Same crap with Question of Sport, Nevermind the Bullshit and the other brain rot. One is a panel of cunts talking about sport and it has a green coloured set. The next one, exact same thing, but it is music themed and has a purple coloured set. Then we have HIGNFY, boring, smug arseholes talking uniparty and it has a red set.
I can’t believe people tolerate this dung.
I withdrew my funding for the British Buggering Caliphate 20 years ago. Now that more and more people are joining me, the utter scum have lobbied this shithead government to get our money by other means. They can fuck right off. I hate them.
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Great analysis Mr Far. The BBC is full of gerbil brained cunts and no mistake.
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There was a 3 year waiting list for (LWT, it was) audience tickets back in the 90’s. I crossed water, even, back in ’97 to see one. Bob Monkhouse & Ken Livingstone were the guests. Both were thoroughly amiable in the context.
A 3 year waating list, but only 200 seats in use in a 500+ seat room! Dirty pool. Angus did a ‘warmup’ talk using prompt cards, then Dom Holland did a standup routine prior to recording (wh8ch was done the Thursday night preceeding the Friday airing).
* I went for a piss just before the recording started, then decided on the way back-in to sit alone further back in the darkened extra seats further up/back. I don’t like the general public. The music played, the show began .. and Mr.Holland turned up & sat-in 2 seats to my right to watch too, and he was decent company for the half hour he stayed.
The recording ran for 2.5 hours. It was – at the time – a decent experience. Got some insight to t.v. trickery. e.g. The 3 clips at the beginning? .. 6 done, only half used .. ditto the 3 ‘and finally’s’ at the end. A LOT of stuff moved around. A thing Bob M said in the opening minute, for example, appeared a full 20 mins into the t.v. version the next evening.
I stopped watching the show within six months of Angus being ousted ; then stopped with stupid t.v. signals altogether in 2020..
Two fine decisions.
(The only guest host that had the same smartarse delivery as A.D., I thought, was Alexander Armstrong).
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aaaahhh .. memory purge… ; the only other t.v. show I ever audienced-at was …. Maury, or The Maury Povich show.
Twice. 😄
That one was way more easily summed up. It was a cross between going to a zoo and watching Darwinism ‘live’ for a couple of hours. Fuck me .. another real eye-opener (in 2010, 2012 they were)..
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Hislop has always been smug, that was part of the deal, but he’s disappeared up his own arse in recent years with his patronising tone.
I saw a clip of him a few weeks back, where he was asked why he thought we have gone through so many prime ministers in recent years.
His response?
It’s all down to voter apathy and the little people, who aren’t as well educated as himself, don’t know what they’re voting for.
An opinion that might have held some water if it wasn’t for what happened to Truss, Boris, Sunak or Tatlock.
All were removed or elected, with the dubious exception of Tatlock, without public consultation.
What a fucking prick!
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He is slop alright.
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I reckon he was a right unpopular, greasy little arse licker at public school and university, FC.
His whole demeanour screams ‘Overcompensating’.
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Hislop lives nearish me in a village called Sissinghurst. He’s a multimillionaire, lives the life of luxury, and is chauffeur-driven to the bbc on taxpayers’ money to make gags about rich, Tories.
Foul, hypocritical weasel.
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Not seen this shite in over 20 years.
is that owl headed, hawaiian shirt wearing twat Merton still on it?
I despise that cunt so much I’m ashamed of myself.
some nights i dream of suffocating him with a bag for life,
and awake with a shiteating grin and a massive hard on.
whether he’s on it or not its crammed full of BBC arsebandits and lefty kiddy diddlers
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🤣
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I saw a travel show where Merton and his wife travel in a motorhome.
Hes one useless, limp wristed, effete, spastic.
his missus treats him like a cross between a toddler and Forrest Gump.
because he’s such a useless twat.
How she can choose such a poor excuse for a man is beyond me.
He struggled to use hand signals to back her into a parking space and I was hoping she’d spanner it and reverse into him
crushing his ribcage and damaging his organs.
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I have often wondered if the “wife” is his beard, and he is a raving quare. He does so much on the BBC that he must be bent
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Best summary of this arsehole I’ve seen, MNC.
He reminds me of that other BBCunt, James May. Unfunny, flowery shirt dickhead. I remember this programme once where he was on a scaffolding and I wanted him to fall off, head first.
It’s weird how the Beeb seems to select for really loathsome, smug, talentless cunts. Chris Packham, Robert Peston, Andrew Marr, Jeremy Vine, Graham Norton… I’ll be here all evening at this rate. You get the picture.
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I used to watch it all the time until it became an anti Trump bore fest. Every week, the same thing. Now infests the whole of the corrupt BBC.
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They’re at it again with the football. Stop calling blacks darkles. There’s more chance of England winning the World Cup with a team full of the cunts.
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Perfectly sums up the BBC, CUNTS.
Which is why the BBC TWATS and fat cunt lisping Lisa are proposing this…🤬🤬🤬
https://youtu.be/eOsi-zhxTCM?is=waCKDYlTBnbSOgLu
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Many people who do not pay the TV licence are watching live television having realised that the chances of being found out are negligible. When a RF signal is broadcast there is no way of knowing who is receiving that signal. In the olden days it was reckoned that a television receiver could be traced by the radiation from its line output transformer. That was certainly true though tracing the source of the radiation to a particular house, well I have my doubts. Flat screens do not have a LOPT. The BBC is in a hurry to switch off all the terrestrial transmitters and put everything on line. The reason is that on line you have an IP address. From this it is possible to track precisely what programmes you are watching at what time of day. The obvious way round this is to have a VPN. This is the real reason that politicians are already talking of banning VPNs. When they claim it is for the protection of children from pornographic and malicious content, as usual they are telling a bare faced lie.
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Many people also just do not not watch TV at all, because it is all Marxist shite.
I will never give Labia a penny to have my brain raped through my eye sockets. If Andy has a problem with that she can come and collect from me personally. Remember Suzy Lampleigh?
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Nandy not Andy for cunting fuck’s bastard Jap’s Eye sake. I’m convinced they’ve also got their hooks into the phones and autocorrect just to make things even more miserable.
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Or as I do use a TOR browser.
FUCK GB , BBC, MONARCHY, DEMOCRACY.
REVO FUCKING LUTION IS THE ONLY WAY..🔥
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I honestly could not name almost any of the current Man United team. I know that Bruno cunt, Mekon Maguire and that Rashford pimp. I don’t even know who the goalie is now.
But the rest? The black one, the black one, err the other black one and well that black one. It’s like Zulu on the Ship Canal.
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Well said Norman and I’d still keep Carrick even if we’re not winning. It isn’t his fault.
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Haven’t watched it for years since it turned into woke and biased rubbish. Soon to be the least of our concerns though as cultural enrichment has again violently broken out in France/the eu. Not to worry, Burnham wants the UK to join, so expect the same kind of violent cultural enrichment to break out here in the UK soon.
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@major….. tonight? …. please 🙏
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BBC final score.
A fucking Muslim and squawking women.
Jesus H Christ.
Come back Des Lynham all is forgiven…!
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Grandstand is long gone.
Football Focus is also now dead.
The vidiprinter just a distant memory.
They can stick their Pakis and their blabbering babbling wimmin up their arses.
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We should club to and own the Old Trafford ground. Nobody will be allowed in without a flat cap and a big fuck off football rattle, besides not a single darkle is allowed in, unless they work there cleaning out the shithouses and sweeping the terraces. If they want any food, they’ll have to whistle for it until they get home.
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Hislop is just an establishment safety valve. A licensed court jester who can say what he likes, within reason, because he’s still one of them. He never says or does anything really radical or indeed funny.
Can a knighthood for services to journalism be too far away?
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Indeed.
After all those years as editor of anti establishment Private Eye, he’s part of the establishment.
I wonder if he recognises the irony?
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One would hope so, alongside such luminaries as Beckham, Elton John, Chris Bryant.
How absolutely fucking awful would you feel to be in the same club as them…!
It really is a dumbed down and totally worthless royal arse licking ” honour”.
Knight of the Realm..😂😂😂
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OT. Those bitter bluenose mongs waving inflatable bananas. I know they are fucking imbeciles, but come on. Mind you, it’s better than inflatable planes, I suppose.
And, that bastion of class and intelligence Phil Foden taking a blow up banana in front of the BBC cameras.
Maybe it’s a new dildo for his mum.
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Gave up watching some time ago
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