is a cunt .and why it won’t be around in the next 18 months or so.
HIGNFY….used to be a staple diet for me on a Friday evening many years ago…I even went to a recording of it when the London studios were a thing and Eddie izzard was the guest captain as Merton couldn’t make it for some reason. This is the time when Izzard was (for me anyway) A. very funny, and B a man who just liked wearing a bit of lippy.
Now, though it would seem it’s days are numbered. A few years ago the BBC brought out a rules that said panel games must include at least one woman….funny or not, they had to be there. Start of the decline IMO.
Now, this week we have had a report whereby 2 (yes, just two) viewers were in some way offended that Victoria Beckham was potentially being referred to as a cunt by the host of HIGNFY….that unfunny cunt Katherine Ryan. She never mentioned it directly, but merely inferred it.
Too much clutching of the pearl necklaces for two viewers who complained, and was upheld……..back in the day HIGNFY was far more cutting edge and no one complained. Tub of lard…anyone? Ripping the shit out of Boris, Ken Livingstone…it all went on, and that was for the better of the show. Now, though the sensitive cunts who watch get offended that Ryan may think Beckham may be it bit of a cunt. The BBC should grow a pair and tell them to fuck off, but I dare say the two complaints were from two employees, so the BBC can use them as an excuse to kill it off. It’s all gone a bit woke in recent years anyway.
Nominated by Chuff Chugger.
Ian Hislop is a sperm headed wanker.
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Agreed, Twenty.
But he (and the program itself) used to be fantastic and the extended version was one of my weekly highlights many moons ago.
Here’s a 5 minute compilation of Hislop vs Paula Yates:
https://youtu.be/LtNF1v4fNGI?si=Q4_eJRkvxmmnBJ1B
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Yes, I agree. He sold out big time.
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Since 23rd June Hislop has suffered from severe BDS hence his mental decline. Merton just has early onset dementia, not so advanced that he can’t remember to pick up his weekly pay cheque.
The best joke they had on the programme was that Angus Drayton was being paid , I think, £30,000 a show and Hislop and Merton were getting “only” £10,000 each. It came out when Drayton was fired off for his leisure time activities. Since then Hislop and Merton have been pissed off and held a grudge, I guess that is for about 20 years. Cunts the pair of them.
Good Morning
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The most astonishing thing about this story is that David Beckham is capable of writing and sending an email. Surely someone must have helped him.
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I haven’t watched a full episode since the last century as it became unbearable then. The format is dreary. Merton says a dry comment to the middle person, then looks at the audience straight-faced to cue their laughter. Hislop does the same, but his comments are rhetorical or pompous, then turns to the audience, regardless of humour, and guffaws like a weasely, twisted cripple. The middle person rolls their eyes to the camera. Somebody holds up a ‘laughter’ plaque to the audience.
Merton is an unfunny dollop, far elevated about his bland standard; Hislop is a repulsive, reptilian cunt,like the runt of a litter of weak lizards.
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HIGNFY like the BBC are cockroaches, without the charm.
They will never die..
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Unwatchable, unfunny shite.
One team captain spends his time giggling like an immature public school boy and the other cunt make out that he doesn’t know what’s going on despite being on the programme for almost 40 years.
Those two are going to get a fucking huge pension from annoying me for ages.
The only topical quiz show worse than that is the terrible Mock the Week.
Hosted by a fat bog trotter who gets the most awful comic contestants in order to make himself look funny.
It doesn’t work.
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It used to be funny 35 years ago,haven’t watched it this century thankfully.
What is funny is the momentum behind households binning the “licence fee” by the hundreds of thousands a year leading to “economies” by the sobbing paki loving cunts,which in turn leads to the government considering expanding the licence to include Netflix etc.
What a jape!
Oven.
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Oh and hislop is a blubbering mummy’s boy cunt.
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An unfunny, sanctimonious prig.
Head Boy at public school.
So undoubtedly the Headmaster’s pet.
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Leftie Lovefest In Unfunny Shocker.
Anything and everything put out by the BBC nowadays is by and for ‘Elites’ who attend the WEF and the like, and their once-the-cameras-have-stopped-rolling ‘entertainment’ and ‘buffets’.
In Minecraft, dear lawyers.
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Like so many BBC shows this one has crawled on since 1990 due to laziness. If it is Friday night it was be “tpoical news quiz night” with midget sanctimonious Hislop and ageing schoolboy poofer Merton, who wasn’t funny 36 years ago with his Tony Hancock rip-off.
So many shows the poofters dancing show on saturdays, the numerosu and never ending Escapes To the Country, Garden Rescues and another ttatty antique show are only there because nobody ahs the imagination to come up with anything else. Why not show an old film or Test Card D? How about a new art show where contestants have to paint Jess Phillips in the nude -I even have a title for them “Fart Attack”
Radio is even worse: Just A Minute has now dreared on for 59 years and a hundred series and they boast about it
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PS – CANCEL YOUR FUCKING LICENCE
They have a pedo statue outside their HQ FFS. That’s what your funding by continuing to pay for one.
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Two complaints!
The BBC should have said, if you don’t like it don’t fucking watch it, you Cunts!
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Haven’t watched HIGNFY SHITE for years since finding darker stuff, besides finding you lot on here and being able to contribute myself. What more does one want ?
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An ex workmate allegedly did work at the Beckham residence, allegedly they were as big a cunts as each other. The staff allegedly could not speak to either of the cunts before they were spoken to first.
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The 2 regulars – a smug cunt and an unfunny cunt. Guests who either fit the show’s lefty credentials or are there to be singled out. Utter shite, but very worthy, I’m sure.
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