Maybe She/he is Trans.C.A.
Call me a cynical, ungrateful cunt, but the ‘heroic’ Whelford farmer deserves a good old ‘look at me’ cunting.
The unknown (at the time of writing) woman has been lauded as a hero in some quarters for calling old bill when she spotted some shifty blokes and their transit vans in the dead of night, outside the perimeter of RAF Fairford.
Well done, you might think.
But it would appear that isn’t enough for our one woman agricultural anti terrorist squad.
She’s also claiming she ‘foiled’ the whole plot.
She’s obviously got herself down as a sort of Bruce Willis in a Barbour jacket and wellies.
At the end of the day, there’s nothing much heroic about seeing someone up to no good and calling the police.
Even a fucking child could do that.
What’s she after, I wonder?
The George Medal? A slot on Celebrity Masterchef?
I’ve seen people develop an ego after years of being told how great they are, but she’s only been in the news 4 hours.
What a self aggrandising old mare!
Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.
She should be grateful the rozzers didn’t arrest her for a racist hate crime.
And drink driving.
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@geordie…. thinking of the nom pic,it is rather racisssssssstttttt showing a muscular white farmer in the field when we all know the cotton pickers do/did most of the farmwork …’its been a hard day’s night and I’ve been working like a black’ 🎶
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You have an airbase used by the USA to launch bombing missions.
You have a country full of unknown immigrants, many of whom could be part of terrorist cells.
You have the information that that air base has been declared a legitimate target by Iran.
And it’s down to some cunt of a farmer that lives nearby to raise the alarm that the place may be under attack.
Not only that, it’s the local plod that turn up to chase and arrest the suspects.
Don’t the military, both British and American, have any sort of security around these places?
Good morning.
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I drive through Whelford amd Kempsford on my way home from work, they’re proper out in the countryside…many’s the time they’ve got flourescented-jacketed elderly busybodies pointing a speed camera at you.
I’ve had a couple of speed warning letters from the parish council.
Fuck those self-important coffin-dodgers (and the sell-out DVLA for giving out my info).
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Ah yes, the yellow-jacketed numpties; Good Morning to the Smallfield Branch.
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Traffic wombles
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It’s crawling with those cunts around where I am, and I ensure I flick them the bird whenever I see them. In my younger days I drifted the V12 I used to drive past a gaggle of them whilst calling them a bunch of wankers. You get the letters come through and I don’t even open them – straight in the bin. If you offend enough times the filth actually pay you a visit and claim they may take action against you. One of our clients is a judge and she confirms this is a total bluff and there is no action they can take – you just have to say to them show me the evidence; then they know they’ve been rumbled.
If the filth want to do their job and properly police the roads for speeding I’m fine with that, but these blue-rinsed middle class JSO type arseholes who do it just because they like exercising their inner-Hitler should all be mown down and have their Fisher Price pretend radar guns shoved up their prim and proper pooholes.
Morning all.
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Do we even know what she foiled? Apart from a group of dodgy foreigners up to no good.
Terror plot, diesel thieves, doggers?
Who knows, the press and the media dropped that story toot sweet.
Bigger story’s to cover, like morrissey the consumer monkeys, magical cheap fuel app.
Still give it a week that app will come in handy, for protesters to make savings on their petrol for burning down public buildings.
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Morrissey the consumer monkey.
Nice one Barry. 😂
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Bossy, bombastic. harridan, self important old woman, gives herself aires and graces, bigs herself up, herfarts smell of roses, thinks her tits are a pair of bollocks – there is no doubt about it – she must be a relative of Lady Nugee – Emily Thornberry
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Shortly to be starring in a W.C. Boggs (Taiwan) Ltd. artistic movie with various farm yard animals playing supporting roles. Any chance of a ticket to the opening night W.C. ?
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its coming to something when you can’t hang around in countryside masked up with a group of men,
without some farmers wife informing the police.
it could of been a IRA stag do,
Mexican wrestlers camping trip,
or something!
I heard about some farmers wife
cutting the tails off blind mice
and Im mad as hell!
Go milk your bull Mildred
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Very true – it might have been Keir and Mandy “interviewing” some young rent boys from Ukraine
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Has JP posted owt in the last few days?
Hopefully he’s okay.
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I think he is just leaving it long enough so he can quote Mark Twain and say “The report of my death was an exaggeration”, Cunt Engine.
But yes, I do hope he is alright.
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Funnily , I thought that yesterday Thomas.
when did he last post?
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Hmmm…not sure.
Maybe he’s gone ‘fuck it’, stolen an excavator and ploughed into a mosque during Friday prayers, killing dozens of sand goblins and it’s being kept out of the press.
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I’m fine you lot, but thanks for your concern. 👍
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Ah,there he is.
Good show,carry on.
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I read that all of the suspects were arrested and then given bail.
Trump was quoted as saying, “I wouldn’t have done that”.
Well if he had proper security around a US military target then perhaps the suspects would have been shot, or at least now be in Guantamamo Bay being waterboarded.
But as it was, the people who were in the airbase didn’t answer their phone.
What a fucking shambles.
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To be fair to the yanks I suspect if it had been another sand wóg plot and they had managed to get onto the airfield itself then they would have been “unalived” in short order.
At least I very much hope so.
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Throw the old tart into a bale making machine
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Perhaps the farmer is thinking of a new career with her chosen profession being 💩 on by the government…00cowdung at your service 🐮
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Scrumpy, pint, shaken not stirred.
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What a clash of cultures!
Dirty urban paki rats venturing out into the leafy Home Counties only to be thwarted by a Telegraph reading Middle Englander,the sort of fucking idiot who thinks writing to their MP and voting for Kemi will arrest the enshittification of Modern Britain.
Probably swaps recipes for jam with the ladies of Piddington.
Dozy cunts.
Good morning.
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Who’d have thought that the cultural enrichment of this nation with illegal immigrants of multiple nationalities, would lead to lawlessness, illegality and terrorist threats?
Absolutely nobody, apart from tens of millions of ‘ordinary people’, could see that coming.
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Enshittification- a splendid description of what is going on. I wonder if it will be the Oxford Dictionary word if the year.
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” There’s a robbery taking place at the doughnut shop ! ”
Massive armed police response, dog units, Special Branch, Tactical Aid Group and every off duty rozzer for miles around.
Perps arrested, kicked to fuck, thrown into chokey and denied bail.
Fast tracked through the courts and given five years, plus another one for being far right and white.
Good morning 👍🌄
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Farmer wives seem a unlikely sleuth.
But then there’s loads that surprise you.
Cadfael, a medieval monk
Father Dowling, a yank vicar
miss Marple, some old bid.
poirot, some Ducky fuckin Belgian
And my favourite Columbo,
a cyclops tramp.
But they always solved the case.
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No doubt the production team for Clarksons Farm have noted the entertainment potential of this saga.
Jeremy and Caleb see a van load of p1keys trying to empty their red diesel tank at 2am, call in the bomb squad, inform the ambassador to the US, and create an international incident.
And in the next episode, they’ll pretend nothing happened.
It’s a ratings winner.
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7ft anorexic Shepherdess Amanda Owen hasn’t solved any crimes lately.
But then farming is busy work.
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According to my ex RAF mate, rumours in the service are suggesting that they were, indeed, a gang of diesel thieves and that a theory of a terrorist plot is being perpetuated for several reasons.
Old bill, understandably at first, went in all truncheons blazing and called in the bomb squad.
When nothing was found, rather than briefing the media to cool the rhetoric, nothing was done.
Then Trump muddies the waters and everyone reaches for the ‘nothing to see here’ instruction manual and dig themselves a hole full of bullshit from which they are yet to emerge.
Just a rumour, you understand, but there’s no feeling from RAF personnel that they’ve dodged a bullet, apparently.
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Makes good sense Sir.
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Oh come on, you lot. This was a piece by a Sun reporter, not a paper known for its high standards of prose or accuracy.
Give the woman her due. It’s probably the most exciting thing that’s happened since Gertrude gave birth to a two-headed piglet.
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Who the fuck are you ? 😃
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About as heroic as WC Fields giving back his fellow diner’s glass eye. Something he was inordinately proud of if memory serves.
Good morning, everyone.
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It’s all gone quiet over the Fairford base.
Three transits, 5 UK nationals? and a Iranian (with a Brit passport). What the fuck are plod doing
This is all taking the shine off the heroic farmer.
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Same with that attention seeking, jealous as fuck of Keith Moon’s greater popularity, one time child molestation researcher Pete Townshend claiming to have invented the internet. Pete Who?
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I reckon the stupid cunts were out attempting to nick petrol or diesel and got lost amongst the green and narrow lanes of Glous. A complete load of wank if you ask me. Would you release people on police bail if there was the tiniest chance they were terrorists. Shit forgot liebour would cos they are peacefuls, ho hum this will run and run
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Fer fuck’s sake, this absolutely stinks of a false flag operation staged to whip up support for Trump’s latest fucked up boondoggle in Iran.
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If you’re into blonde women staging false flags then look no further than a certain muck can. Now I’m not implying it’s unusual to write a book about a kidnapper defiling your toddler daughter’s, quote “perfect little genitals”, but you must understand it would raise a few eyebrows.
As would photokits looking exactly like the Podesta brothers and Ghislaine Maxwell, and you being friends with the nearby Clement Freud, and Gerry’s brother being a mate of Gordon Brown’s brother etc etc etc.
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All very valid points WokeUp but with the best will in the world the MuckCann business doesn’t have the capacity to escalate into a situation that detonates the world economy, halts worldwide grain/food production and distribution generating 10s maybe 100s of millions of consequential deaths, forcing a 1st strike nuclear attack by Israel’s non-existent nukes and at that point all bets are off.
What I’m proposing is this: Trump was sold a bill of goods (aka a pile of steaming hot bullshit) by Netty and David Barnea, he fell for it, he now realises what a stupid ignorant cunt he was and is desperate for an exit ramp from Iran whilst at the same time keeping up the fear factor to please his financiers, (the usual suspects, those we do not speak of, those we dare not name).
The Fairford f/flag op would have been a joint operation with MI6 and CIA (poss Mossad) allowing a valid excuse for Trump to withdraw the long range bombers as part of the de-coupling process. The plan was to allow these ‘diesel thieves’ onto the perimeter whereupon they would be duly apprehended, big media splash, trebles all round. Unfortunately a civilian clocked it in progress and called the local plod who turned up, “ello ello ello” and thereby threw a spanner in the works.
Even the most desperate pikey wouldn’t consider busting onto an active airbase at a condition of war readiness to siphon a tank for his Transit tipper.
it’s all bollocks…
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