Maybe She/he is Trans.C.A.
Call me a cynical, ungrateful cunt, but the ‘heroic’ Whelford farmer deserves a good old ‘look at me’ cunting.
The unknown (at the time of writing) woman has been lauded as a hero in some quarters for calling old bill when she spotted some shifty blokes and their transit vans in the dead of night, outside the perimeter of RAF Fairford.
Well done, you might think.
But it would appear that isn’t enough for our one woman agricultural anti terrorist squad.
She’s also claiming she ‘foiled’ the whole plot.
She’s obviously got herself down as a sort of Bruce Willis in a Barbour jacket and wellies.
At the end of the day, there’s nothing much heroic about seeing someone up to no good and calling the police.
Even a fucking child could do that.
What’s she after, I wonder?
The George Medal? A slot on Celebrity Masterchef?
I’ve seen people develop an ego after years of being told how great they are, but she’s only been in the news 4 hours.
What a self aggrandising old mare!
Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.
She should be grateful the rozzers didn’t arrest her for a racist hate crime.
And drink driving.
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You have an airbase used by the USA to launch bombing missions.
You have a country full of unknown immigrants, many of whom could be part of terrorist cells.
You have the information that that air base has been declared a legitimate target by Iran.
And it’s down to some cunt of a farmer that lives nearby to raise the alarm that the place may be under attack.
Not only that, it’s the local plod that turn up to chase and arrest the suspects.
Don’t the military, both British and American, have any sort of security around these places?
Good morning.
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I drive through Whelford amd Kempsford on my way home from work, they’re proper out in the countryside…many’s the time they’ve got flourescented-jacketed elderly busybodies pointing a speed camera at you.
I’ve had a couple of speed warning letters from the parish council.
Fuck those self-important coffin-dodgers (and the sell-out DVLA for giving out my info).
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Ah yes, the yellow-jacketed numpties; Good Morning to the Smallfield Branch.
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Traffic wombles
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Do we even know what she foiled? Apart from a group of dodgy foreigners up to no good.
Terror plot, diesel thieves, doggers?
Who knows, the press and the media dropped that story toot sweet.
Bigger story’s to cover, like morrissey the consumer monkeys, magical cheap fuel app.
Still give it a week that app will come in handy, for protesters to make savings on their petrol for burning down public buildings.
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Bossy, bombastic. harridan, self important old woman, gives herself aires and graces, bigs herself up, herfarts smell of roses, thinks her tits are a pair of bollocks – there is no doubt about it – she must be a relative of Lady Nugee – Emily Thornberry
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its coming to something when you can’t hang around in countryside masked up with a group of men,
without some farmers wife informing the police.
it could of been a IRA stag do,
Mexican wrestlers camping trip,
or something!
I heard about some farmers wife
cutting the tails off blind mice
and Im mad as hell!
Go milk your bull Mildred
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Very true – it might have been Keir and Mandy “interviewing” some young rent boys from Ukraine
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Has JP posted owt in the last few days?
Hopefully he’s okay.
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I think he is just leaving it long enough so he can quote Mark Twain and say “The report of my death was an exaggeration”, Cunt Engine.
But yes, I do hope he is alright.
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Funnily , I thought that yesterday Thomas.
when did he last post?
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I read that all of the suspects were arrested and then given bail.
Trump was quoted as saying, “I wouldn’t have done that”.
Well if he had proper security around a US military target then perhaps the suspects would have been shot, or at least now be in Guantamamo Bay being waterboarded.
But as it was, the people who were in the airbase didn’t answer their phone.
What a fucking shambles.
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To be fair to the yanks I suspect if it had been another sand wóg plot and they had managed to get onto the airfield itself then they would have been “unalived” in short order.
At least I very much hope so.
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Throw the old tart into a bale making machine
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Perhaps the farmer is thinking of a new career with her chosen profession being 💩 on by the government…00cowdung at your service 🐮
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Scrumpy, pint, shaken not stirred.
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What a clash of cultures!
Dirty urban paki rats venturing out into the leafy Home Counties only to be thwarted by a Telegraph reading Middle Englander,the sort of fucking idiot who thinks writing to their MP and voting for Kemi will arrest the enshittification of Modern Britain.
Probably swaps recipes for jam with the ladies of Piddington.
Dozy cunts.
Good morning.
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