The Lib Dem’s chances in the upcoming local elections

 

are a cunt.

Well known water sports enthusiast and Lib Dem Leader, Ed Davey, is bullish about the Lib Dem’s chances in London in May. He said, during a visit to a building site in Blackfriars, that Lib Dem candidates are ‘local champions who will listen to their communities and get things done’.

What things are those then? Making their own sandals? Growing beards? Cleaning their teeth? Knitting yellow jumpers from yogurt?

Most worrying of all, however, is that so many silly cunts actually vote for them. ‘Lib Dems Winning Here’ is the rallying cry as they deliver their endless supplies of leaflets.

Famous Lib Dems include Paddy Pantsdown, Mark Oaten, and Chris Huhne.

Will they never fuck off?

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Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

32 thoughts on “The Lib Dem’s chances in the upcoming local elections

    • I scared the shit out of him once by grinning like a Cheshire cat and giving him an overly cheerful good morning on Westminster bridge.

      Fair play to him for hanging out the back of one of the Cheeky girls though.

    • Lembit Opik, looks like a banana with Down’s Syndrome (courtesy of the once-funny Frankie Boyle).
      He did manage to shag one of the Cheeky Girl twins though, so credit for that.

      • Sorry, completely off topic question for Thomas. My Mrs likes to watch a streaming service called teatv out here in Spain but it has now been taken down. You always seem like a man in the know about things like this, do you know any other good streaming sites?

      • Hi smp, alas no, I don’t stream.
        I download all movies and telly shows and watch off an external hard drive.
        I can fill you in on how to do this if you like (if you don’t know how, I mean – I wouldn’t want to patronise you!)
        Much like Lammy, it’s very simple.

    • Thanks for the reminder Hugh. I went off to look up Opik to refresh my memory and went down the rabbit hole following links to others within or connected to the Libdems. What a slew of weirdos and/or crooks, you couldn’t make it up. A leading example is Constance Briscoe who made recorder in the judiciary before being banged up in Holloway. I met her in Luton crown court when I fixed her PC and what struck me considering her background, was that she spoke perfect RP. Just further confirmarion that a disproportionate number of ethnics are corrupt.

  1. A Building site in blackfriars…
    I take it he had an Indian interpreter with him..

    Should of thrown the spàstic down the rubbish chute..

  2. Not really sure what Lib dems stand for.
    Favourite colour is beige.
    Standing firmly on neutrality.

    Theyre boring.
    Now they’re led by a man who’s idea of fun is a wristband for Alton Towers.

    Fun Ed.
    Pull my finger.

    • You knew what they stood for back in Jeremy Thorpe’s day.

      I well remember their electoral slogan –
      VOTE LIBERAL OR WE’LL SHOOT YOUR DOG

      • JUSTICE FOR RINKA

        That’s one thing they don’t stand for. Or justice for the postmasters given shifty Ed turning a blind eye back when he was minister.

  3. I have very mixed feelings here. Davey’s mob is as bad as Kweer’s quares, BUT I am happy to see Labour lose seats to virtually anybody. I suspect the LibDems will not do well tomorrow, though the Greens might cede a few seats to them. Polanski has got a battering from the (carefully curated, no doubt) tabloids, but I suspect Polanski is only saying out loud what a load of lefties think.

  4. I don’t think the Lib Dems have a strong enough raghead contigent to really appeal to the islamists and Israel hating Fifth Columnists that now exist in Modern Britain,they’ve been “surprised” by the newly militant Green Party.

    Oh and their leader is a disgusting fucking windbag cunt.

    Family voting Oven.

    Good morning.

  5. I see this morning that Dave Pauldens approval ratings have appeared to have gone through the floor, which will leave a nice vacuum for Ed and his gang to fill, potentially.
    And there you have the Lib Dem’s in a nutshell.
    Do fuck all. Say nothing of substance.
    And when disgruntled, intellectually lazy fuckwits gaze at their ballot papers not knowing what to do, they’ll decide to go with the candidate whose party has caused the least offence.
    They’re not even a protest vote. Just a pointless halfway house, designed to win a few councils in the shires.
    Ed knows that. That’s why he acts like a 12 year old.

  6. What happened to Jo Swinson’s tits?
    They were worth a council election vote.
    Pity about the rest of it though.

  7. Why has he got a t-shirt on in the header-pic?

    Is it to cover up his sagging milkers?

    Revolting little twat, he still needs to give account for his actions during the (ongoing) Post Office scandal.

  8. Don’t you just love the little graphs they put on their leaflets showing how it is only them and some other party that have a chance of winning. Magic.

    Apparently, under Ed’s “leadership” the Lib Dems have rebranded themselves. This involves using “bold orange” instead of golden yellow in their logo. Fucking brilliant! It seems this political earthquake happened at last year’s party conference. How the fuck did I miss that?

    Remember to vote early and often, as the Green Peacefuls say.

    Good morning, everyone.

  9. In the article he says “…the stakes of the road”…?
    A stake through your head would be preferable you stinking pile of shit.

  10. It was notable that when the LibDems were in coalition with the Tories, led by that massive traitorous wanker Cameron, they abandoned every supposed principle they had.

    A collection of bummers, mad lesbians and self enrichers.

    Collectively known as politicians.

    Military coup NOW.

    Then shoot them all 💥💥💥💥

    Good morning 🌞👍

    • Cameron’s batty boy Clegg killed whatever tiny fragments of cred the Lib Dems had. If they had any, that is.

      • All massive cunts Norman.

        Competing with the green shite now, for the smelly Stanley vote.

  11. I recall reading a newspaper once on my way to work.
    That little turd Daniel Twatcliffe – then all over the place as that Harry Potter cunt
    was asked the following questions that highlighted what a little tosspot he was..

    Q: If you could vote, who would you vote for?

    A: I would vote for the Lib Dems.

    Q: Who is your hero? Who us your role model?

    A: Sid Vicious

    Q: Do you follow football?

    A: No. But ever sine they got in the Premier League, I started ‘supporting’ Fulham. Mummy got me some tickets.

    What a little turd.

  12. I couldn’t vote for any party with the word liberal or green, I am neither, further right than Tommy R and would build coal fire power stations.

    My party of choice is the blow up the HoC party, sadly the leader died in 1606

    Long live the revolution!

  13. On GB news this morning one reporter was out on the canal by Paddington Station asking Gen Z if the knew what VE Day is, none of them had a clue

    I could have answered ‘the beginning of the end’

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