The Lib Dem’s chances in the upcoming local elections

 

are a cunt.

Well known water sports enthusiast and Lib Dem Leader, Ed Davey, is bullish about the Lib Dem’s chances in London in May. He said, during a visit to a building site in Blackfriars, that Lib Dem candidates are ‘local champions who will listen to their communities and get things done’.

What things are those then? Making their own sandals? Growing beards? Cleaning their teeth? Knitting yellow jumpers from yogurt?

Most worrying of all, however, is that so many silly cunts actually vote for them. ‘Lib Dems Winning Here’ is the rallying cry as they deliver their endless supplies of leaflets.

Famous Lib Dems include Paddy Pantsdown, Mark Oaten, and Chris Huhne.

Will they never fuck off?

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Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

7 thoughts on “The Lib Dem’s chances in the upcoming local elections

    • I scared the shit out of him once by grinning like a Cheshire cat and giving him an overly cheerful good morning on Westminster bridge.

      Fair play to him for hanging out the back of one of the Cheeky girls though.

    • Lembit Opik, looks like a banana with Down’s Syndrome (courtesy of the once-funny Frankie Boyle).
      He did manage to shag one of the Cheeky Girl twins though, so credit for that.

  1. A Building site in blackfriars…
    I take it he had an Indian interpreter with him..

    Should of thrown the spàstic down the rubbish chute..

  2. Not really sure what Lib dems stand for.
    Favourite colour is beige.
    Standing firmly on neutrality.

    Theyre boring.
    Now they’re led by a man who’s idea of fun is a wristband for Alton Towers.

    Fun Ed.
    Pull my finger.

  3. I have very mixed feelings here. Davey’s mob is as bad as Kweer’s quares, BUT I am happy to see Labour lose seats to virtually anybody. I suspect the LibDems will not do well tomorrow, though the Greens might cede a few seats to them. Polanski has got a battering from the (carefully curated, no doubt) tabloids, but I suspect Polanski is only saying out loud what a load of lefties think.

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