I give you Emma Smart

As cunts go She certainly doesn’t live up to her name. This eco warrior, and animal activist entered a fish restaurant in Weymouth on a mission to rescue a lobster.

She snatched the crustacean from the tank and threw it into the habour.. bravo Emma..

But it turns out this crayfish was a display creature, who had lived there for two years.

And apparently because it came from a warm tank and was thrown into the cold water, it would of died instantly..
Oh and it had a crayfish friend in the same tank which died a week later.

A pot of boiling water and some butter sauce would of been more humane you daft cow..

Hopefully someone chucks that stupid bitch in the habour..

‘Animal rights activist killed my crayfish’, says Dorset restaurant owner

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

26 thoughts on “I give you Emma Smart

  1. It’s been quite a story round these parts. Especially as a large percentage of Weymouth is employed in the fishing industry. Silly bint.

    She’s now claiming mental health issues due to her ugly mug being plastered all across the papers and social media.

    Misguided actions have consequences luv. Now go take your animal rights action to a halal slaughter house.

  2. Sounds ideally suited to be made Secretary of State for Agriculture in a future Green government, displaying all the intelligence and self-discipline of the party at large.

  3. Mental health issues as a consequence of her actions, eh?

    Good! I hope she’s pelted with rotting fish heads and guts every time she goes out in public, the stupid bag.

    • This is what happens when omnivores remove meat from their diet. Mental decline which descends into madness to the point where they see the Green Party as a viable option to govern the country. There’s no cure, other than humane slaughter.

  4. Perhaps she could have offered the lobster a nice warm new abode in her overgrown hairy minge, where it could have frolicked with all the other Crustacea that call it home.

    • Liberation is a funny thing.

      Sparticus freed the slaves.
      They straight away use identity theft and all claim theyre Sparticus.

      Moses freed the jews.
      They asked for travel expenses.

      This Lobster drowned because of Emma.
      As did the 2 fishcakes and saveloy she also liberated into Neptunes salty embrace.

  5. Reminds me of Brigitte Bardot and the seals. Mind you, Brigitte was better looking at the same age as Emma.

    ‘Scuse me, back in a few minutes…

  6. This is quite common with the animal rights fuckwits. zero thought, just ideology.

    They do have form when it comes to not understanding the ‘wildlife’ they are supposedly liberating.

    This incident is reminiscent of the time a bunch of animal rights fucktards ‘liberated’ 1500 mink from a fur farm. All good with me, as I think farming animals for fur is abhorrent.

    Unfortunately they didn’t liberate the mink to a safe place where they could be looked after, they just let them loose on the countryside.

    Now mink as it turns out, have no natural predators in Daneland and the local wildlife didn’t know what the fuck just hit it, as the circle of death and destruction widened across the land.

    They mean well, but by Christ are they fucking retarded.

    • How very true Odin, lack of knowledge often comes to the fore in the aftermath of these heroic actions. The release of mink was an absolute belter, bye bye ratty in many places. Hope on the horizon appears the increase in Otter numbers may reduce the number of mink as they do not like them. Have no qualms about releasing dogs as we rehomed them. The women was a dick, RIP lobby the lobster and your mate. Fuck of with the mental health shit as well dopey cunt.

  7. We are told eating fish is part of a healthy diet, making it the second thing this smart lady got wrong.

  8. I suppose it is the thought that counts. The airhead minger would fit right in on our high street full of zombies. I have to dodge the shambling foamies, pramfaces, alkies, druggies, and trainee barbers/terrywrists every time I visit the turf accountants. It reminds me of that old Charlton Heston film, Planet of The Cunts.

    Good morning, ewveryone.

  9. For our benefit now the damage has been done, is to see the recorded imagery on her face when told the list of stupidity she’d just performed.

  10. No doubt the fat bitch plastered herself all over soshul meeja to self aggrandize.

    She’s not an animal rights activist, she’s a stupid, fat whale.

    Btw, if we are not supposed to eat meat, why are cows made of burgers?

  11. Now that she’s a laughing stock, that would be the ideal place to put her, to be pelted with rotten fish, eggs and fruit that would be dangerous to eat.

  12. TBF anyone calling themselves an activist these days more often than not is chicken oriental 👍…put her on display in the tank vacated by said 🦞 as a freak sideshow 🫪

  13. Fucking lightweight.

    Why didn’t she use a sledgehammer to break the restaurant owners back?

    That’s the modus operandi of the modern eco warrior,and there are strangely sympathetic juries to “help”.

    Let’s be fair,they are all unwanted Fifth Column Cunts that should be summarily shot on sight.

    Learn them completely.

    Good morning.

  14. These nutters are a lettuce short of an allotment.They all deserve to be shot at point blank range.Twats.

  15. There once was a vegetarian Austrian fellow that used his position of authority to outlaw the boiling of lobsters, he thought he was always right, that everyone else was wrong and should be compelled to follow his will.
    Please meet your future Green MP Emma Smart.

  16. Sticking a nose in where a nose shouldn’t be, these morons need a good kicking and then a spell in jail.
    I see those 4 cunts who wrecked the Israeli owned company have finally been found guilty, one cunt hit a police woman with a sledge hammer (he should have been given the pasting of his life the others just a few tasty slaps)

    Our justice system needs an upgrade, a good smack with every arrest 👍

  17. People like her have been fed a junkfood informational diet of fanatical, far left eco lunacy for their entire lives. Too much TV and social media nonsense about the polar bears going extinct (the opposite is true).

    We see the depraved, mind virus misanthropy of such idealistic bilge. It is always against humanity. Enjoying life is sinful, eating meat is evil, doing well is shameful, producing any harmless CO2 either directly or indirectly is dangerous, and even to exist at all has to carry with it the burden of guilt.

    Since the western countries are disproportionately polluted with such strange notions, not to mention a disturbing number of mindless, brainwashed people who believe in them, so it is that we are suffering the adverse consequences to a significantly greater degree. Demographic collapse as people are given every encouragement not to have children; energy insecurity; lunatic policies that make farming and building more difficult; all overseen by the increasing scope of a state run by cretins.

    This is why I despise David Attenborough, who I see has turned 100 today. Besides the fact that his strained, pompous voice gets on my nerves, I think he is a selfish and horrible old nutter. Whenever somebody becomes the poster child and saint of this watermelon regime, and are excessively lauded by the BBC in particular, it means they are a complete and utter cunt. They love him because he helps to spread their depraved and satanic ideas.

    Not so long ago, the idiot thought we would all starve because there couldn’t be enough food to feed us. In other words, he believed in the discredited teachings of Malthus. Once he was proven wrong by the ingenuity of other men, and technological advances ended famines (except in politically challenged situations), he then moved on to promoting the misery and pessimism of global warming and climate emergency con.

    He has experienced a very long, very privileged life getting fat on the inheritance left by wiser people who came before him. People who had vision, optimism, balls. People who would already be conquering space by now if they had our technology. Of course, it is fine for him to fly all over the world making films and even to have children. Because it’s different when it is him.

    This silly, confused woman would have been better off with a strong husband and having children. Instead, she is misguidedly directing her mothering instincts at crustaceans. And getting that wrong. I see people like her as victims of a sick civilization.

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