As cunts go She certainly doesn’t live up to her name. This eco warrior, and animal activist entered a fish restaurant in Weymouth on a mission to rescue a lobster.
She snatched the crustacean from the tank and threw it into the habour.. bravo Emma..
But it turns out this crayfish was a display creature, who had lived there for two years.
And apparently because it came from a warm tank and was thrown into the cold water, it would of died instantly..
Oh and it had a crayfish friend in the same tank which died a week later.
A pot of boiling water and some butter sauce would of been more humane you daft cow..
Hopefully someone chucks that stupid bitch in the habour..
‘Animal rights activist killed my crayfish’, says Dorset restaurant owner
Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.
It’s been quite a story round these parts. Especially as a large percentage of Weymouth is employed in the fishing industry. Silly bint.
She’s now claiming mental health issues due to her ugly mug being plastered all across the papers and social media.
Misguided actions have consequences luv. Now go take your animal rights action to a halal slaughter house.
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Sounds ideally suited to be made Secretary of State for Agriculture in a future Green government, displaying all the intelligence and self-discipline of the party at large.
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Mental health issues as a consequence of her actions, eh?
Good! I hope she’s pelted with rotting fish heads and guts every time she goes out in public, the stupid bag.
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This is what happens when omnivores remove meat from their diet. Mental decline which descends into madness to the point where they see the Green Party as a viable option to govern the country. There’s no cure, other than humane slaughter.
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Perhaps she could have offered the lobster a nice warm new abode in her overgrown hairy minge, where it could have frolicked with all the other Crustacea that call it home.
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Liberation is a funny thing.
Sparticus freed the slaves.
They straight away use identity theft and all claim theyre Sparticus.
Moses freed the jews.
They asked for travel expenses.
This Lobster drowned because of Emma.
As did the 2 fishcakes and saveloy she also liberated into Neptunes salty embrace.
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Blimey Dave, you’re a brave man to have inspected her minge. I bet it whiffed worse than a 7 day old dead fish. Deep respect.
Good Morning
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Plus the stench of veggie farts.
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Reminds me of Brigitte Bardot and the seals. Mind you, Brigitte was better looking at the same age as Emma.
‘Scuse me, back in a few minutes…
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Clearly one of Paulden’s village idiots.
‘From the river to the sea,
Lobsters will be free’
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This is quite common with the animal rights fuckwits. zero thought, just ideology.
They do have form when it comes to not understanding the ‘wildlife’ they are supposedly liberating.
This incident is reminiscent of the time a bunch of animal rights fucktards ‘liberated’ 1500 mink from a fur farm. All good with me, as I think farming animals for fur is abhorrent.
Unfortunately they didn’t liberate the mink to a safe place where they could be looked after, they just let them loose on the countryside.
Now mink as it turns out, have no natural predators in Daneland and the local wildlife didn’t know what the fuck just hit it, as the circle of death and destruction widened across the land.
They mean well, but by Christ are they fucking retarded.
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How very true Odin, lack of knowledge often comes to the fore in the aftermath of these heroic actions. The release of mink was an absolute belter, bye bye ratty in many places. Hope on the horizon appears the increase in Otter numbers may reduce the number of mink as they do not like them. Have no qualms about releasing dogs as we rehomed them. The women was a dick, RIP lobby the lobster and your mate. Fuck of with the mental health shit as well dopey cunt.
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LOBSTER RIGHTS AND PEACE! 😂
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There are plans for a Pork Pie Road in Melton Mowbray. PETA are up in arms and want it called Vegan Pie Road.
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We are told eating fish is part of a healthy diet, making it the second thing this smart lady got wrong.
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Send her to the Fiji Islands where cannibalism is rife and see what happens there.
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I suppose it is the thought that counts. The airhead minger would fit right in on our high street full of zombies. I have to dodge the shambling foamies, pramfaces, alkies, druggies, and trainee barbers/terrywrists every time I visit the turf accountants. It reminds me of that old Charlton Heston film, Planet of The Cunts.
Good morning, ewveryone.
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For our benefit now the damage has been done, is to see the recorded imagery on her face when told the list of stupidity she’d just performed.
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No doubt the fat bitch plastered herself all over soshul meeja to self aggrandize.
She’s not an animal rights activist, she’s a stupid, fat whale.
Btw, if we are not supposed to eat meat, why are cows made of burgers?
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Now that she’s a laughing stock, that would be the ideal place to put her, to be pelted with rotten fish, eggs and fruit that would be dangerous to eat.
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TBF anyone calling themselves an activist these days more often than not is chicken oriental 👍…put her on display in the tank vacated by said 🦞 as a freak sideshow
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Throw her in the harbour to check on the lobsters well-being.
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I do apologise for the cunts in my once fine county.💣
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Fucking lightweight.
Why didn’t she use a sledgehammer to break the restaurant owners back?
That’s the modus operandi of the modern eco warrior,and there are strangely sympathetic juries to “help”.
Let’s be fair,they are all unwanted Fifth Column Cunts that should be summarily shot on sight.
Learn them completely.
Good morning.
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These nutters are a lettuce short of an allotment.They all deserve to be shot at point blank range.Twats.
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Liberating animals from captivity is how the Rage virus in ’28 Days Later’ got initiated.
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There once was a vegetarian Austrian fellow that used his position of authority to outlaw the boiling of lobsters, he thought he was always right, that everyone else was wrong and should be compelled to follow his will.
Please meet your future Green MP Emma Smart.
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Sticking a nose in where a nose shouldn’t be, these morons need a good kicking and then a spell in jail.
I see those 4 cunts who wrecked the Israeli owned company have finally been found guilty, one cunt hit a police woman with a sledge hammer (he should have been given the pasting of his life the others just a few tasty slaps)
Our justice system needs an upgrade, a good smack with every arrest 👍
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People like her have been fed a junkfood informational diet of fanatical, far left eco lunacy for their entire lives. Too much TV and social media nonsense about the polar bears going extinct (the opposite is true).
We see the depraved, mind virus misanthropy of such idealistic bilge. It is always against humanity. Enjoying life is sinful, eating meat is evil, doing well is shameful, producing any harmless CO2 either directly or indirectly is dangerous, and even to exist at all has to carry with it the burden of guilt.
Since the western countries are disproportionately polluted with such strange notions, not to mention a disturbing number of mindless, brainwashed people who believe in them, so it is that we are suffering the adverse consequences to a significantly greater degree. Demographic collapse as people are given every encouragement not to have children; energy insecurity; lunatic policies that make farming and building more difficult; all overseen by the increasing scope of a state run by cretins.
This is why I despise David Attenborough, who I see has turned 100 today. Besides the fact that his strained, pompous voice gets on my nerves, I think he is a selfish and horrible old nutter. Whenever somebody becomes the poster child and saint of this watermelon regime, and are excessively lauded by the BBC in particular, it means they are a complete and utter cunt. They love him because he helps to spread their depraved and satanic ideas.
Not so long ago, the idiot thought we would all starve because there couldn’t be enough food to feed us. In other words, he believed in the discredited teachings of Malthus. Once he was proven wrong by the ingenuity of other men, and technological advances ended famines (except in politically challenged situations), he then moved on to promoting the misery and pessimism of global warming and climate emergency con.
He has experienced a very long, very privileged life getting fat on the inheritance left by wiser people who came before him. People who had vision, optimism, balls. People who would already be conquering space by now if they had our technology. Of course, it is fine for him to fly all over the world making films and even to have children. Because it’s different when it is him.
This silly, confused woman would have been better off with a strong husband and having children. Instead, she is misguidedly directing her mothering instincts at crustaceans. And getting that wrong. I see people like her as victims of a sick civilization.
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Losters grow to the size of the tank theyre in.
It could of grown to a immense size!!
Attacking shipping and heading for Japan where all monsters go,
Rampaging through the downtown area of Tokyo.
Does Emma realise that?
, hundreds dead
Thousands homeless
Millions in damages.
The stupid bitch.
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Lobsters are just bugs anyway.
They don’t feel pain.
Like daddy longlegs.
So fuck the little cunt.
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Like that fish which escaped from a lake near Chernobyl….Codzilla.
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I too loathe Attenborough.
I don’t understand how people cannot see he is only a voice-over, he does not do the stunning camera work.
Almost all of his recent shite, all ‘The end is nigh’ cobblers, shows clips of ice shelves collapsing, without mentioning that it is summer in the Antarctic.
Anyone ‘celebrated’ by the BBC as a national treasure is by definition a cunt.
And he’s got and old woman’s voice.
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I can’t stand Attentwat
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I agree, Termujin.
We need his voice to accompany the, admittedly excellent, footage the way we need St Gary of Crisps to comment on video clips of football, or to hear some squealing female blabbering on during a football match. Not that I bother with such crap anymore.
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Congratulations on your 10:58 am post Grasshopper, outstanding. The environmental lobby is just like all the other religions in that it seeks to impose a guilt trip on people.
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🤮🤮🤮🤮. Fuck off..!
https://www.royalalberthall.com/tickets/events/2026/david-attenboroughs-100-years-on-planet-earth
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That’s a bit unfair Doc.
Who can forget his landmark natural history programme?
The whole world was transfixed watching Attenborough’s touching encounter with mountain gorillas Lammy and Abbott in the Hackney jungle. Still brings a tear to the eye.
Show some respect.
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If I recall correctly, a young Markle was sucking on a momma gorilla’s teat in the meeting too, Geordie. Simply wonderful television.
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It’s a shame Kong didn’t rip his head off..!
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Labour councillors looking for new jobs?
The world is your lobster.
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Time to fuck off to the EU Starmer and look for a new job.
Ta Ta Wankier…!
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I’m quite certain the cunt wi receive a very “warm” welcome in Ukraine.
Dear me,what a wretched traitor he is.
Nice to watch the Quisling faggót squirm.
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RESIGN RESIGN RESIGN YOU SPINELESS WANKER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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Starmwanker, the stinking pile of shit, off with his ‘wife’ to vote in elections he attempted to prevent.
Hope she voted Reform.
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remrats is vermin.
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Ive never eaten a lobster☹️
I once ordered it on a valentines day meal with mrs Miserable,
Acting like Charlie Big potato,
So shed think im dead cultured.
They ran out the stupid eyetie cunts.
I had a pizza instead.
Im doomed to never eat it.
Jews don’t eat lobster either.
Not sure about the carpet kissers?
But its taboo for jews.
Something about them crawling about in the mud.
(Lobsters not the jews)
Presume its like a yummy scampi crossed with a chippy fishcake.
Lovely.
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Yuk. Lobsters are bottom feeding scavengers and share a common ancestor with cockroaches. Both are disgusting creatures. I’d sooner stick with cod fish fingers and appear common than eat Lobster.
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Apparently they scream when they’re put into boiling water.
So a bit like Pákis and Frenchmen.
Except Pákis and Frenchmen have an aversion to water at any temperature.
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They scream?
Good.
Means ill have a throbber in my undercrackers while eating the little bastard.
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Mr Dribbler@
Bottom feeding scavengers?
Not confusing them with somalis are you?
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My mate’s missus put one in the boiling pan and it fucking crawled out.
Half pink, she played fuck with him and turned vegetarian…😱
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Not very different from crab, Mis.
Bit sweeter, but not worth the arsing about to get at the meat, just my opinion. Our local Morrisons has a proper fishmonger who’s happy to dress a crab for you, if you don’t mind taking a bank loan out to pay for it.
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Ive had crabs Jp.
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Kier Starmer not being invited to any dinner parties in Islington.
Lonely at the top.
No ones answering his phone calls.
Celebs avoiding him like hantavirus.
Even that old boot Carol voldemort is blanking him.
☹️
Bill Oddie only one will talk to him.
Bill will be a good influence.
Show him how to tie a noose😜
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Lovely dressed crab from here..👍
The Devon and Cornwall Fish Company LTD https://share.google/o5ZY7eX3w2Oqv4bIC
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I am loving watching the labour cunts squirm…!
The QUISLING bastards aren’t jumping for joy today..
Definitely getting a bottle out tonight..🍺
GENERAL ELECTION NOW..!!
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OT. Don’t often to to the centre of Manchester these days. But it was a mixed bag today..
A complete cunt at the pharmacy who served a Jungle-er just before me and I didn’t get served, as the fucker then ‘closed for lunch’ like some awkward twat in a Python sketch at 2:45pm. See nominations.
But, there was scores of beauties and fit birds on Market Street.
I also went to Piccadilly Records and got Nite Flights by the Walker Brothers on clear 180g LP. The Electrician is the bollocks.
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Alright Norman?
Next week im in your old stomping ground.
Newton Heath.
I used to love wandering around the city centre when my son was little.
Id take him to china town for a cartoon of bamboo shoot juice,
Then the Natural history museum.
Haven’t been there for ages unless working.
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I used to go for a pint here regularly when I worked at a local engineering firm..
https://www.gardenersarmsmoston.co.uk/
Happy days
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Not been to the Heath in a while, Miserable.
It’s all Pakis, Halal pizza places, ‘Turkish’ barbers and pawn shops. The usual modern high street shit.
Manchester was OK yesterday. Apart from the cunt in the chemist. Some nice new independent stalls on Market Street and it was crammed with totty. Far too many freaks, pooves and knobheads there though as well.
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Worth a few quid on vinyl that album Norm.
Scott Walker was the bollocks.
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Aye Herman. He was.
Nite Flights was reissued on clear vinyl as a 2026 RSD deal.
Got it for £25.99 from Piccadilly Records on Oldham Street.
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