and the BBC’s contempt for factual history is a cunt.
Not content with portraying Anne Boleyn as black, ITV are looking for a transgender thespian to portray her daughter, Elizabeth 1 in a new programme that ” reimagines ” her as transgender.
ITV are citing her refusal to marry, and her famous speech of having the ” body of a feeble woman but the heart of a man ” as an indication of the possibility.
Why? Wasn’t the backlash from Anne Boleyn enough to make these woke twats realise that people don’t want to watch someone’s pie in the sky fantasy?
What piece of history will be reimagined next, to satisfy the very small number of mentally ill cunts that are increasingly sending me into an apoplectic rage?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Oh, for fuck’s sake…
Anyone with half a brain knows that Elizabetth I was put off marriage for life because of her mother had her head lopped off by her father. Also, as an eight year old, she saw Catherine Howard begging for her life (also killed on orders from her father Henry VIII). it’s well documented, if the cunts could be bothered to look.
They have, of course, dome this before. Queen Anne was unmarried. Therefore she was portrayed as a tuppence flicker by that horse faced fuck Olivia Colman.
Also, these psychotic mongs fail to understand or care that sex change operations simply did not fucking exist in the Tudor era. So, a tranny circus freak of any kind during that time is undeniably impossible. Not that it will bother the demented woke spakkers.
For a proper drama based on Queen Bess, 1971’s Elizabeth R is the bollocks.
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The sequel was more popular.
Lizzy2.
Although im not a fan of either.
Best queen we ever had was Boudicca.
Some say queen Victoria.
She acted the prude but the old boot was getting tommed off some hairyarsed scotsman.
Liked his porridge in her mouth. 😊
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She wasn’t a looker like her Maj but she did give those siesta napping Catholic enforcers a bloody nose.
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The Elizabethan times were the pinnacle of menswear.
Codpieces, ruffs,
Goatee beards and big hats.
Marvelous.
Those ruffs were dead handy,
You drop a chip?
Doesnt land on the floor.
Hangs about around the shoulders so you can retreive it.
But back then everyone was a religious nut.
God mad they were.
Protestants vs catholics.
Crackpots.
Theyd threaten you with excommunication ☹️
Nowadays youd just shrug.
No big deal,
Couldnt give a flying fuck,
But then it was the end of the world.
And book clubs were rubbish.
Only one book allowed.
Whatve you been reading this week Dave?
Tell the rest of us.
“Bible.”
Us too!
🙄
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But the Lizzy years were the golden age for Piracy.
Aaaarrghh.
You got paid to do it.
Privateers.
Rob frenchies or spics ships,
Chuck the cunts in the sea,
Just give a fair portion to the crown. 👍
Only way you could have fun in Elizabethan times was to be a pirate.
An theyd discovered America by then!
Frankie Drake went.
Brought back spuds and baccy.
2things that the english went Beatlemania for.
Bag of chips and a roll up afterwards.
He was a visionary.
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Its not the first time this shit has happened and it won’t be the last..
Anything to slowly chisel away history.. colour blind casting or race swapping, but it is strange it only happens to white people?
I would love to see Alan carrs take on idi amin. Cackling like a quare as he feeds political opponents to crocodiles.
Maybe find out why Muhammad fucked a nine year old, micro penis is my guess..
Don’t be shy ITV, maybe make it a six parter.
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Self harm and cultural suicide cocktail.
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Had black teeth.
Elizabeth l.
Cool eh?
The queen mum too.
Her teeth looked like fuckin fag dimps.
All the royals have had dodgy choppers.
Probably where the yanks got the idea of us all having bad teeth.
Most royals look like a horse when smiling.
But Lizzy1, her teeth looked like blackjacks.
She took that ginger syrup off and revealed her bald nut,
Grinned showing them black teeth?
Youd piss your pants in fear.
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She had wooden teeth, Mis, and when Walter Raleigh came back with tobacco, she started smoking rollies which made her false teeth blacken.
Fact!
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The Queen Mum had wooden falsies, too.
War times and all that crap.
My Eldest met her once. Says she was practically a dw@rf, even in 4inch heels and her breath reeked.
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I don’t doubt that there were 16th century Roma gyppos selling Ye Olde Big Issue with a sideline in illegal rolling backy, JP.
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Maybe her teeth had dry rot?
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Wonder if wooden teeth swell in summer?
Or contract in winter?
Bet theyre cheaper too?
Joiners are cheaper than dentists.
Might make my own when the time comes,
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Or metal ones like Jaws from James Bond. A squirt of WD40 before bedtime.
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