and the BBC’s contempt for factual history is a cunt.
Not content with portraying Anne Boleyn as black, ITV are looking for a transgender thespian to portray her daughter, Elizabeth 1 in a new programme that ” reimagines ” her as transgender.
ITV are citing her refusal to marry, and her famous speech of having the ” body of a feeble woman but the heart of a man ” as an indication of the possibility.
Why? Wasn’t the backlash from Anne Boleyn enough to make these woke twats realise that people don’t want to watch someone’s pie in the sky fantasy?
What piece of history will be reimagined next, to satisfy the very small number of mentally ill cunts that are increasingly sending me into an apoplectic rage?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
So how are they gonna portray her rumored beau, Robert Dudley? Some oestrogen addicted fag hag who enjoyed being pegged by Liz with a polished walnut codpiece?
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Forget it. Catherine the Great tops the list, with 22 lovers and a horse.
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They say she was a virgin.
No fuckin wonder,
Looked like John Swinney with a ginger bubble perm.
Right mutt.
How did Henry Vlll have such a ugly daughter.
No wonder he topped her mam.
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I’ve reimagined Henry VII succeeding Henry VIII, Germany playing home football matches in Athens and Marie Antoinette winning the Nobel Prize for Physics.
Can I have a grossly-overpaid job in the Government please Rodney, before you lose yours?
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Good morning
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Henry Vlll not played by a chinaman is he?
The BBC reimagine things in weird way.
‘me no likey you, chop chop,
You dead now, Anne Borin’
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Why are all my comments, including a simple “good morning” being moderated now?
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My research has found Muhammad was a lesbian with a stick on beard..
Shaka zulu was a hippopotamus that could stand upright.
And Nelson mandela was a old white woman with a fetish for kiwi boot polish.
Oh and david lammy is a shaved ape, a rather stupid one..
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Ahh, another week another nom that has the anti British Buggering Children in its write-up they really are traitors and scum.
As for the nom picture I thought it was our so called Defence Minister Healy at first glance.
I bet her and Dame Kweer dress up in Elizabethan attire at weekends, all ruffs, corsets and the men servants prance around chequers in giant cod-pieces. The syphilus must be rampant. Allegedly 😜
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She was actually bald.
Lost her hair after having smallpox.
The ginger afro was a wig to make her more attractive,
The Mick Hucknall angle.
An she took a bath once a month whether she needed to or not.
Pwoar, a bald sweaty stinking, scabby virgin?
Dont know how they could resist her…
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Where is Walsingham when you need him. He’d have had the ITV Chairman and CEO’s fucking fingernail out, and then racked the cunts. Maybe even a white hot hot poker up the arse. Forsooth, no one miss spoke when he was around.
Good morning, everyone.
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What is good for the goose is good for the gander.
I therefore propose that the Nelson Mandela story has Jeremy Clarkson in blackface cast in the lead role. With Winnie played by James May. Also in blackface.
The Martin Luther king story reimagined with Ray Winston playing the part of the Marchin’ lootin’ cøøn. In blackface.
The Mary Seacole story retold with Bonnie Blue as the heroine, bouncing on her back for the full six episodes before being liberally showered with baby gravy by the whole British Crimea army. Her new catchphrase of “Gibs muh dat free shit, Whitey” gets taken too literally and the final episode sees Bonnie being sprayed with dysentery as she attempts to play the Basildon bagpipes of an entire division of Hussars…In blackface.
I wonder if the BBC will make an offer as they seem to be into this kind of thing.
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Lizzy One (now reimagined as Queen Theythem) was in fact a Green-voting trans activist and JSO supporter who banned Islamophobia and free speech for the far-right yeomen of England.
If only the Spanish had manned their armada with Afghans, Iraqis and Somalis she’d have welcomed them with open arms.
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It`s funny how we repelled an entire armada yet we can`t stop scum in rubber boats reaching our shores.
🚢
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Let’s face it, adjusting history to suit a narrative or personal bias has been going on for years.
Black people built Stone Henge and Hadrians Wall.
There’s absolutely no evidence that Lord Louis Mountbatten had a thing for young Irish boys.
The Americans (mostly black) won WW2.
Everyone was disgusted by Enoch Powells rivers of blood speech.
That kind of shit.
And once it’s on the telly, or in print a few times, almost everyone believes it.
As for Lizzy the 1st. I’m inclined to believe the Blackadder version was most accurate.
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So true, Field Marshal.
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
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Time is not absolute but relative, forming a four-dimensional “space-time” continuum.
😏
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Fucking smart alec.
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You would have thought that King Charles III would put a stop to this.
This is an insult to his very distant cousin.
He should see that there is a possibility that in a few hundred years TV companies make depict him as a gormless, big eared cunt who inflicted a horse as a Queen on the country.
That simply wouldn’t do.
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@art…king jugs is an islamic scholar a potted plant 🪴 told me yesterday…☪️
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Don’t you mean “King Allan’s Snackbar III”
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ITV?
I’d completely forgotten those cunts existed.
This sort of shite is bound to bring viewers back in droves.
As long it’s presented by Ant and the Deck.
Slurry.
Good morning.
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He he. Just imagine it.
‘Ok Liz. All you’ve got to do is collect as many stars as you can, but remember, there may be some critters in there with you’
‘If at any point you feel you can’t continue, just say I’m an inbred, chinless parasite, get me out of here’.
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And here we were thinking that the reason she never married was because every man she’d ever met either wanted her imprisoned, executed, or wanted to fuck her for personal gain.
Obviously, that’s a ridiculous theory.
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The Tudors were proper Royals.
Murderous
Treacherous
Greedy
Always plotting,
This piss weak lot,
The sax coburgs are a pale imitation.
Id of respected that plant fondler Charles more if hed had Diana beheaded.
Henry Vlll was robust,
Booming voiced,
Quick to temper,
Charles has a timid,
Slow way of speaking like hes suffered a brain injury.
Rubbish.
Henry Vlll created the Royal navy.
He told the pope to get fucked created the church of England and stole from the catholic church, putting some to the sword.
He wasnt a little puff.
Knew where you stood with Henry.
Probably on the scaffold
But you get my point.
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Vlll.
Not Vll.
Bit Lammy this morning
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You have something there, MNC. Maybe we should make Brian Blessed King! Better hurry up though…
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This stupid “reimagining” falls down at the first hurdle.
Henry VIII was desperate for a male heir… if Anne Boleyn had given birth to a son, Henry would have been over the moon and shouting it from the rooftops!
And he certainly wouldn’t have named his precious son and heir Elizabeth, ffs.
Nor would he have need to concoct an excuse to have his wife executed.
That said, everyone knows Winston Churchill was black. The clue’s in the name.
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Is that Robocop Murphy in the left hand picture? I did wonder how he was doing.
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Feel a bit sorry for Henry Vlll.
Unlucky in love.
Catherine of Arrogant.
A fat fuckin spainard.
Probably stunk of onions and had a moustache.
Anne Bolyn, serial complainer.
Last words as she was beheaded
” and that gutters still leaking.”
Only good one was Jane Seymour.
Fit as fuck💪
And was good in Live and let die..
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Henry should have got the Foreign Office to do Developed Vetting before appointing Catherine of Tarragon. Then he might not have been taken in by her sultry Latino act only to end up instead with a hot-headed, barren, dago fatty.
And a bit of research in advance might have shown up that Anne Boleyn was a right goer and Catherine Howard wasn’t virgo intacta. Then he could have given the executioner a couple of days off.
He should have followed process.
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Will the trans actor be with or without, need to get these details right.
The black Anne Boleyn, shouting Henry, Henry, dat child ain’t no boy, he ain’t got no dick.
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Trans actor😂
Your cocks hanging out ma, am,
Would my Queen like a shave?
They didn’t hold with trans nonsense Back in elizabethan England.
You could whine and mewl all you want about
Living your best life
And how you identify.
Theyd just nod as they burnt you at the stake.
Good for them👌
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Man dressed as a woman, ah the devils work.
Except for Shakespeare plays, no women allowed 😂
Juliet played by a handsome young boy, oh dear the mind boggles 😳
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Can you imagine what Liz MK1 would make of the current state of GB…🤔
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At least two tier would have an al fresco appointment for a shave on tower green.
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Liz was fit as fuck in Blackadder the Second.
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Played by a younger Cate Blanchett she was fitter still.
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I love you Dr.Cuntengine, and I want to have your babies. 😉
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Hi Cuntemall, reasonably long time, no see…how’s tricks?
I thought you’d twisted away from ISaC…like a twisty, turny thing.
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Things are much the same, T.
I dropped in to stick those 4 astronauts in Dead Pool a fortnight ago and popped by for a few reads since.
Reckon I might leave my foot in the door a bit.
Can’t wait to catch up with Ron.
Cuntster still AWOL?
🤔
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Mr. Knee has hung his roving reporters hat and grubby mac up, Cuntemall, although we hope he will be tempted to drop a bon mot from time to time.
And yes, the Generals head appears to have exploded. Oh dear, how sad, never mind
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The body of a feeble woman but the cock and balls of a real man, fuck off utter bollocks or not. Why not get that virtue signalling fucktard Lenny to play the part.
Best bugger children seem to have an unholy fascination with cocks in frocks which given their past record of protecting diddlers is worrying for a taxpayer funded organisation. If I ever have the misfortune of visiting their headquarters then much thought would have to be given to which toilets have the lower risk of “bothering” male or female. Defund the cunts and give the money to refugee support legal firms. At least unlike the bbc they are open about fucking us and our country.
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The picture on the left of the nomination photograph looks more like Pat McFadden without his glasses. Are you sure that isn’t the old queen?
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DEI bollocks
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” Body of a feeble woman but the heart of a man”
And a face like a fucking boot scraper.
That’s why they weren’t queuing up to slip her a length.
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And to say nothing of the STIs that were rampant in those times, Forsooth, I haffe dipped my wicke into the royal clunge and now it doth appear red,enflamed and covered in a pefulant rash.
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I would have thought that those Elizabethans,should they have clapped eyes on a wandering Dark Key,would have taken it for one of the Devils familiars or some sort of bad omen and immediately burnt it then chucked the ashes into the river?
In Ye Olden Days the English did not fucketh about you see.
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They burnt them at the stake 🔥🔥🔥
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If there had been any possibility that QE1 was a man history would have been completely and utterly different. She would have succeeded Henry V111 , No Lady Jane Grey, No Edward V1, No Mary Tudor, No Spanish Armada. This re-writing of history by a ignorant, poorly educated, cunts boils my piss.
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Oh, for fuck’s sake…
Anyone with half a brain knows that Elizabetth I was put off marriage for life because of her mother had her head lopped off by her father. Also, as an eight year old, she saw Catherine Howard begging for her life (also killed on orders from her father Henry VIII). it’s well documented, if the cunts could be bothered to look.
They have, of course, dome this before. Queen Anne was unmarried. Therefore she was portrayed as a tuppence flicker by that horse faced fuck Olivia Colman.
Also, these psychotic mongs fail to understand or care that sex change operations simply did not fucking exist in the Tudor era. So, a tranny circus freak of any kind during that time is undeniably impossible. Not that it will bother the demented woke spakkers.
For a proper drama based on Queen Bess, 1971’s Elizabeth R is the bollocks.
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