Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who has gone and won Dead Pool 385 by picking the acclaimed and iconic spy novelist Len Deighton who died on Sunday aged 97.He will perhaps be best remembered for his cold war thriller the Ipcress File published in 1962.He also wrote a number of books about WW2 and was a cookery writer who highlighted French Cuisine to a British audience.
On to Dead Pool 386
Rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.Its first come first serve and no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses cunt from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldezt man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
5)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Liv Ullman
Camp Cliff
Paul Stookey
Good darts Mr Dribbler
0
Ray Anthony
Mel Brooks
Sir Michael Caine
Dick van Dyke
Willie Nelson
0
Clint Eastwood
Sophia Loren
Bruce willis
Beast of Bolsover
Phil Collins
0
Nice one mr Dribbler
0
Renée Richards
Desmond Morris
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Royston “Roy” Clarke (Open All Hours / Last of the Summer Wine creator & writer)
James Mackay (Baron Mackay of Clashfern : Lord Chancellor 1987 – 1997)
Well done me. First win in ages.
2
Ben Sasse
Finnian Garbutt
Sidney Cooke
Russell Hoult
Teddie Beverley
0
Harvey Smith
Willie Carson
Petula Clarke
Pete Townsend
Michale Caine
0
caine nabbed – change for Micahel Aspel
0
Harriet Harman
Anthony Fauci
Larry David
Engelbert Humperdinck
Gillian McCutcheon
Well done Mr D.
IMO the Bernard Samson books are some of the finest cold war novels ever written. RIP Mr Deighton
2
Andy Windsor
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Justin Welby
Liza Minelli
Janet Street-Porter
0
Don King
Melvyn Hayes
David Daker (actor)
Barbara Knox
Ratko Mladic
0
Bill Duke
Eileen Derbyshire
Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
Norman Coburn
Ken Rosewall
Nice work DD.
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Well struck, Dickie.
1
William Roche
Paul theroux
Al Pacino
Michael Rosen (author)
John woo
Shaun having a break then 😩
1
Bill Roache can’t last much longer, Gelderd.
He’s now older than Albert Tatlock, Ena Sharples and Minnie Caldwell combined. Only thing was, they knew when to call it a day.
A near 100 year old Ken, still doddering about the now ludicrous and unrecognisable Street is beyond a joke.
3
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Eric Burdon
Alan Price
Georgie Fame
1
The Yellow Beatle Eater has now handed all her old man’s business and legacy to their son Sean. So, I reckon the Ono could be be measured for a box pretty soon.
0
Wonder if it’ll be a Plastic Ono Coffin?😉
0
James Hong
Gerard Depardieu
Marion Ross
Buzz Aldrin
Michael Craig
1
Len Deighton 1st Class writer. SSGB was the first of his books 4 me. Read The Eagle Has Landed so many times my Paperback fell apart. Watched Ipcress Files countless times but never read the book. Must remedy that. RIP Len. LEGEND.
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Virginia Mckenna
Angie Dickinson
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Ian McShane
3
What a muppet ! – The Eagle Has Landed was Jack Higgins.
I’m losing it. Jesus, the cognitive decline is here already……
4
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
Paul Hogan
Queen Margarethe
0
Pete Murray, Wendy Craig, Kenny sansom, Eric Clapton, Tony bilbow
0
Glad Putin
Donald Trump
Joe Biden
Rudy Giuliani
John Astin
0
Tom Baker
George Lazenby
Colin Jeavons
Sian Phillips
Robert Gillespie
Well done DD!
0
Alan Bennett
Dame Julie Andrews
Lord Grade of Yarmouth (Michael Grade TV Bloke)
Roy Hattersley
Petula Clarke
Well done Dickie.
0
Sorry Petula Clarke has already been nabbed.
Sir Robin Knox-Johnson (sic?) Sailor
0
Benjamin Netanyahu
1
George Soros
James Abbot Thompson (suicide)
Vince Cable
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hessleslime
George Soros
James Abbot Thompson (suicide)
0
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Gene Gotti
Sammy Gravano
John Stanfa
0
John Gorman
Roger McGough
Lee Grant
Anne Robinson (American actress)
Nanette Newman
0
In there Dickie.
Wilf McGuinness
Andy Taylor
Barbara Bain
Rita Moreno
Maggie Kirkpatrick
0
Mojtaba Khamenei
Sasha Johnson
1
David Irving
Angela Merkel
Michael Eavis
Ken Livingstone
Vincent Ball
0
They reckon the Stockport Scrubber is eyeing the leadership.
Rodney is bad enough. But this slag mus not get it at any cost.
0
Mojtaba Khamenei (current Supreme Leader)
HRH Duke of Kent
Barry Manilow
Jim Dale
Vanessa Redgrave
0
Bugger I deliver a dirty big fatwa upon the lice ridden head of unworthy cunt Duke of Cuntstable who has filched my Supreme Leader. I will have Ali Larijani (head of Iran intelligence) instead.
0
Double Bugger Ali Larijani is now Dead Ali. .Have Amir Hatami (Army Chief) instead.
0
Chuck Norris.
On the basis nobody has Chuck Norris
0
Alas Chuckie Norris ducked out on us while in Hawaii last week – cause of death unknown. Yes I know – the feeling….
0
Richard Lester (Film director)
William Gaunt (last of the champions)
Moria Anderson (singer)
Gerald Scarfe (illustrator)
James Burke (science presenter)
0