Dead Pool [386]

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Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who has gone and won Dead Pool 385 by picking the acclaimed and iconic spy novelist Len Deighton who died on Sunday aged 97.He will perhaps be best remembered for his cold war thriller the Ipcress File published in 1962.He also wrote a number of books about WW2 and was a cookery writer who highlighted French Cuisine to a British audience.

On to Dead Pool 386

Rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.Its first come first serve and no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses cunt from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldezt man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

5)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

44 thoughts on “Dead Pool [386]”

  3. Renée Richards
    Desmond Morris
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Royston “Roy” Clarke (Open All Hours / Last of the Summer Wine creator & writer)
    James Mackay (Baron Mackay of Clashfern : Lord Chancellor 1987 – 1997)

    Well done me. First win in ages.

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  6. Harriet Harman
    Anthony Fauci
    Larry David
    Engelbert Humperdinck
    Gillian McCutcheon

    Well done Mr D.

    IMO the Bernard Samson books are some of the finest cold war novels ever written. RIP Mr Deighton

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    • Bill Roache can’t last much longer, Gelderd.

      He’s now older than Albert Tatlock, Ena Sharples and Minnie Caldwell combined. Only thing was, they knew when to call it a day.

      A near 100 year old Ken, still doddering about the now ludicrous and unrecognisable Street is beyond a joke.

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    • The Yellow Beatle Eater has now handed all her old man’s business and legacy to their son Sean. So, I reckon the Ono could be be measured for a box pretty soon.

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  15. Len Deighton 1st Class writer. SSGB was the first of his books 4 me. Read The Eagle Has Landed so many times my Paperback fell apart. Watched Ipcress Files countless times but never read the book. Must remedy that. RIP Len. LEGEND.
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    Virginia Mckenna
    Angie Dickinson
    George Takei
    Walter Koenig
    Ian McShane

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    • What a muppet ! – The Eagle Has Landed was Jack Higgins.
      I’m losing it. Jesus, the cognitive decline is here already……

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  22. George Soros
    James Abbot Thompson (suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Klaus Schwab
    Michael Hessleslime
    George Soros
    James Abbot Thompson (suicide)

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    • They reckon the Stockport Scrubber is eyeing the leadership.
      Rodney is bad enough. But this slag mus not get it at any cost.

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    • Bugger I deliver a dirty big fatwa upon the lice ridden head of unworthy cunt Duke of Cuntstable who has filched my Supreme Leader. I will have Ali Larijani (head of Iran intelligence) instead.

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      • Double Bugger Ali Larijani is now Dead Ali. .Have Amir Hatami (Army Chief) instead.

    • Alas Chuckie Norris ducked out on us while in Hawaii last week – cause of death unknown. Yes I know – the feeling….

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  30. Richard Lester (Film director)
    William Gaunt (last of the champions)
    Moria Anderson (singer)
    Gerald Scarfe (illustrator)
    James Burke (science presenter)

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