Congratulations to the Duke of Cuntshire for winning Dead Pool 382 by picking uber Islamist cunt the dictatorial tyranical Ayatollah Ali Khamenei the 2nd Supreme Leader of Iran who was killed by a US Israeli drone strike yesterday aged 86 along with a lot of his generals and family.Yes he was almost certainly dead when nominated but it wasn`t confirmed so it counts as a hit.
On to Dead Pool 383
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates first come first serve and no duplicates.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3You must pick famous cunts we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Bill Duke
Eileen Derbyshire
Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
Ken Rosewall
Norman Coburn
Nice work DoC
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Tony Blair
Kier Starmer
Rachel Reeves
David Lammy
Angela Raynor
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Nice wish list Odin.
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Odin.
You are sooooo naughty.
🥳
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I try. 😁
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Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Bruce willis
Sophia Loren
Dick van dyke
1
Ben Sasse
Russel Hoult
Lou Holtz
Ian Huntley
Mahmoud Armadinejad
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I knew this was coming and I was still too slow to bag Huntley.
I will not be disappointed if you win Shaun.
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Nice shooting Duke.
Always wore the same clothes didnt he the ayatollah?
That Obi wan kenobi robe and towel on his head like hed just got out the shower.
The old spunker.
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The Ayatollah of Rock n’ Rolla!
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Khamanei, Khamanei, come to bed and cuddle me. Put your arms around me and keep my tummy warm.
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Who is going to last longer – new Ayatollah or Keir Starmer as PM?
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The new Ayatollah has gone… all🇮🇱rechdy; just sayin’…
Piss be upon him, too.
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Or a wine gum?
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I am fucking devastated, This cunt dead (peace be upon him) and Ian Huntley critical. Anyway:-
Yoko fucking Óno
Danglebert Pimpledick (Please release the droning cunt)
Georgie Fame
Alan Price
Eric Burdon
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Another one bites the dust 🎶
Yeeeeeee haaaaaaw
Anyways…..
Jeff banks
William Hague
Richard O’Sullivan
Hale Irwin
Bobby McFerrin
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James Hong
Gerard Depardieu
Phil Collins
Mel Brooks
Michael Craig
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The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Well struck, Duke.
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Let’s hope this old, bearded despot recieves his 72 virgins.
All men.
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Well done Duke of Cuntshire, a bit of nice shooting or bombing in the Ayatollah’s case.
Roy Hattersley
Dame Julie Andrews
Alan Bennett
Lord Grade of Yarmouth (Michael Grade)
Lord David Puttnam
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Tom Baker
George Lazenby
Colin Jeavons
Sian Phillips
Robert Gillespie
0
Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
Paul Hogan
Queen Beatrix
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Justin Welby
Liza Minelli
Janet Street-Porter
What a loss to the world ( can I start laughing now?)
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@jeezum…sorry Mr O’Sullivan has been nomned…by me 😁
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Andy Windsor
2
Congratulations DoC.
Desmond Morris
Renée Richards
Len Deighton
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Stuart Hall
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Camp Cliff
Liv Ullman
Paul Stookey
David Blunkett
Cherie Blair
Good darts DOC
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George Soros
James Abbot Thompson (suicide)
Vince Cable
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hessleslime
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Well I am going to put down for the newly elected Ayatollah (not the one that didn’t last 24hrs).
The CIA’s exploding cigar trick seems to be doing extremely well.
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Pat Boone
Frankie Valli
Bill Wyman
Rick Wakeman
Ray Anthony
Shame about the Ayatollah. St Jeremy is devastated, so he’ll be at the funeral. When he lays his flowers he’ll be present, not taking part.
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Wyman will be 90 this year. Still amazed, how he dodged the Ewe Tree bullets and the Mandy Smith scandal wasn’t even mentioned in the media and Police shitstorm that followed Savile’s death.
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David Irving
Angela Merkel
Michael Eavis
Ken Livingstone
Vincent Ball
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i take it no one had neil sedaka on the 27th feb then admin?
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I had a look no one nommed him. Another one under our collective radar.
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Petula Clarke
Danny DeVito
Dianna Ross
Pete Townsend
Neil Young
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Harriet Harman
Anthony Fauci
Larry David
Engelbert Humperdinck
Gillian McCutcheon
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Good Riddance of the vile evil psychotic mass murdering bastard.
See the BBC doing their usual – lovely white bearded missunderstood old uncle, who liked to read poetry and stroke animals (before snapping their necks). So he had 40,000 of his own people machine gunned… no-ones perfect..
Saw footage of men and women sobbing in the streets … ” i’m so sad – I was just days away from being randomly selected for garroting, or being beaten to death by the IRGC” boo hoo hoo…..
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Virginia Mckenna
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Ian McShane
Yasmin Vile Alibhi-brown
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The minute the Shah was deposed and exiled, they should have flattened the place. Iran has been the thorn in the arse of the civilised world for decades. That old bastard who put death sentences of novelists for a start. Fucking death cult pacts in the late 20th Century? I rest my case. A shit heap full of backward savages, who are too barbaric, even for the Dark Ages.
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Have to agree Norman.
They had ample opportunities to bomb the fuckers.
Especially just after the Iran/Iraq war when they were economically and militarally weak.
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Gladimir Putin
Donald Trump
Joe Biden
Rudy Giuliani
John Astin
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Don King
Melvyn Hayes
David Daker (actor)
Barbara Knox
Ratko Mladic
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In there Duke.
Wilf McGuinness
Andy Taylor
Barbara Bain
Maggie Kirkpatrick
Rita Moreno
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I expect his funeral will be a dignified and respectful ceremony, like Khomeini’s send off in 1989.
Which means taking the coffin to bits. manhandling the corpse, wailing like demented banshees, and preventing the body from going to its final resting place.
Fucking savages.
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Anyone have Neil Sedaka?
Because he’s gone….
RIP.
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