Dead Pool [383]

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Congratulations to the Duke of Cuntshire for winning Dead Pool 382 by picking uber Islamist cunt the dictatorial tyranical Ayatollah Ali Khamenei the 2nd Supreme Leader of Iran who was killed by a US Israeli drone strike yesterday aged 86 along with a lot of his generals and family.Yes he was almost certainly dead when nominated but it wasn`t confirmed so it counts as a hit.

On to Dead Pool 383

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates first come first serve and no duplicates.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3You must pick famous cunts we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

50 thoughts on “Dead Pool [383]”

    • I knew this was coming and I was still too slow to bag Huntley.
      I will not be disappointed if you win Shaun.

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  5. Nice shooting Duke.

    Always wore the same clothes didnt he the ayatollah?
    That Obi wan kenobi robe and towel on his head like hed just got out the shower.
    The old spunker.

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  7. I am fucking devastated, This cunt dead (peace be upon him) and Ian Huntley critical. Anyway:-
    Yoko fucking Óno
    Danglebert Pimpledick (Please release the droning cunt)
    Georgie Fame
    Alan Price
    Eric Burdon

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  11. Well done Duke of Cuntshire, a bit of nice shooting or bombing in the Ayatollah’s case.

    Roy Hattersley
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Alan Bennett
    Lord Grade of Yarmouth (Michael Grade)
    Lord David Puttnam

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  19. Well I am going to put down for the newly elected Ayatollah (not the one that didn’t last 24hrs).

    The CIA’s exploding cigar trick seems to be doing extremely well.

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  20. Pat Boone
    Frankie Valli
    Bill Wyman
    Rick Wakeman
    Ray Anthony

    Shame about the Ayatollah. St Jeremy is devastated, so he’ll be at the funeral. When he lays his flowers he’ll be present, not taking part.

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    • Wyman will be 90 this year. Still amazed, how he dodged the Ewe Tree bullets and the Mandy Smith scandal wasn’t even mentioned in the media and Police shitstorm that followed Savile’s death.

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  25. Good Riddance of the vile evil psychotic mass murdering bastard.

    See the BBC doing their usual – lovely white bearded missunderstood old uncle, who liked to read poetry and stroke animals (before snapping their necks). So he had 40,000 of his own people machine gunned… no-ones perfect..

    Saw footage of men and women sobbing in the streets … ” i’m so sad – I was just days away from being randomly selected for garroting, or being beaten to death by the IRGC” boo hoo hoo…..
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    Virginia Mckenna
    George Takei
    Walter Koenig
    Ian McShane
    Yasmin Vile Alibhi-brown
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    • The minute the Shah was deposed and exiled, they should have flattened the place. Iran has been the thorn in the arse of the civilised world for decades. That old bastard who put death sentences of novelists for a start. Fucking death cult pacts in the late 20th Century? I rest my case. A shit heap full of backward savages, who are too barbaric, even for the Dark Ages.

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      • Have to agree Norman.
        They had ample opportunities to bomb the fuckers.
        Especially just after the Iran/Iraq war when they were economically and militarally weak.

  29. I expect his funeral will be a dignified and respectful ceremony, like Khomeini’s send off in 1989.

    Which means taking the coffin to bits. manhandling the corpse, wailing like demented banshees, and preventing the body from going to its final resting place.

    Fucking savages.

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