Congratulations to Cuntemall who has gone and won Dead Pool 380 by picking Swiss Author Erich von Däniken who died earlier this month aged 90. von Däniken was a pseudoscientific writer best known perhaps for Chariots of the Gods? Published in 1968.He was survived by his wife and son and 2 Grandchildren.
On to Dead Pool 381
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses picks from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your picks have already been taken.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.
Tony Blair
kier Starmer
Rachel reeves
Katie price
ed miliband
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That’s a fucking wish list!
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It could also be hit list.
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2
It’s good to have things to look forward to.
1
Poor old Eric, gone to meet the aliens perhaps.🤔
Ian Botham
Henry Blofeld
Geoffry Boycott
Stephen Fry
Billy fucking Bragg.
7
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Sophia Loren
Dick van dyke
Bruce willis
2
Ken Rosewall
Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
Bill Duke
Norman Coburn
Eileen Derbyshire.
Nice work Cuntemall.
4
Sidney Cooke
Ben Sasse
Leontyne Price
Russell Hoult
Teddie Beverley
4
Harriet Harman
Anthony Fauci
Larry David
Engelbert Humperdinck
Gillian McCutcheon
Well done Mr Cuntemall.
3
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Janet Street-Porter
Justin Welby
Liza Minelli
3
Camp Cliff
Liv Ullman
Anita Harris
Paul Stookey
David Blunkett
Good darts Cuntemall
4
David Irving
Angela Merkel
Michael Eavis
Ken Livingstone
Vincent Ball
4
Buzz Aldrin
Bill ward(b.sabbath)
Alex Ferguson
Joe biden
Klaus schwab
4
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
3
Mel Brooks
Gerard Depardieu
Elizabeth Kelly
James Hong
Marion Ross
3
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
Arthur Scargill
Frankie Valli
Ray Anthony
Willie Nelson
4
Thanks folks, Shaun.
Cunting closure.
Going once going twice going (for third fucking time 😄) …. gone!
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5
Roger McGough
John Gorman
Ann Robinson (American actress)
Lee Grant
Willie Nelson
3
Willie already nabbed.
John Leyton instead.
1
Michael Aspel
Michael Caine
Cher
Noel Edmunds
Shirley Bassey
4
Desmond Morris
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Len Deighton
Renée Richards
Michael Mansfield KC*
*British civil liberties / human rights lawyer.
3
In there Cuntemall.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Wilf McGuinness
Barbara Bain
Rita Moreno
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Norm, now that the erroneus DP382 has been deleted you may want to choose an alternative pick for King.
May I suggest another “Prisoner: Cell Block H” actress in Wendy Playfair (character Minnie Donovan in 33 episodes). She’s 99 so a good bet age wise and was a staple of Aussie TV for years.
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I was thinking of Maggie Kirkpatrick, Dickie. The infamous Joan ‘The Freak’ Ferguson. But Maggie Playfair would be a good one though.
1
Dame Julie Andrews
Alan Bennett
Dionne Warwick
Roy Hattersley
Anne Robinson (who once told me she fancied me I think it was during her drinking period) The former Daily Mirror Journalist and Weakest Link host.
4
Don`t put yourself down, Wanksy. We`ve all had her.
1
• Stormzy
• Central Cee
• Skepta
• J Hus
• Knucks
(All black [c]rappers – I`m figuring the odds are in my favour given their `vibrant` lifestyle).
3
Paul Hogan
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
Kamal l
Queen Beatrix
3
Colin Jeavons
Robert Gillespie
Sian Phillips
John Standing
Ian Hunter
Good shot, Cuntemall!
4
Don King
Melvyn Hayes
David Daker (actor)
Barbara Knox
Ratko Mladic
2
Gladimir Putin
Donald Trump
RFK Jr.
Rudy Giuliani
John Astin
1
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
1
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Freddie Foreman
John Stanfa
Gene Gotti
1
Henry Winkler
George Hamilton
Mary Berry
Christopher Lloyd
Dolly Parton
1
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
1
Sorry captain…. I’ve already bagged purple nose Alex 😖
0
Virginia Mckenna
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Ian McShane
Yasmin Vile Alibhi-brown
1
Pete Murray, Wendy Craig, Kenny sansom, Eric Clapton, Phil Collins
1
Maggie Kirkpatrick
Wilf McGuinness
Andy Taylor
Barbara Bain
Walter Koenig
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Norm, you’ll need to stick with Rita Moreno as you can’t change valid picks (rule 4) besides which Lord of the Rings already has Koenig.
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OK, Dickie. Moreno it is.👍
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