Congratulations to Cuntemall who has gone and won Dead Pool 380 by picking Swiss Author Erich von Däniken who died earlier this month aged 90. von Däniken was a pseudoscientific writer best known perhaps for Chariots of the Gods? Published in 1968.He was survived by his wife and son and 2 Grandchildren.
On to Dead Pool 381
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses picks from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your picks have already been taken.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.
Tony Blair
kier Starmer
Rachel reeves
Katie price
ed miliband
2
That’s a fucking wish list!
4
Poor old Eric, gone to meet the aliens perhaps.🤔
Ian Botham
Henry Blofeld
Geoffry Boycott
Stephen Fry
Billy fucking Bragg.
4
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Sophia Loren
Dick van dyke
Bruce willis
0
Ken Rosewall
Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
Bill Duke
Norman Coburn
Eileen Derbyshire.
Nice work Cuntemall.
0
Sidney Cooke
Ben Sasse
Leontyne Price
Russell Hoult
Teddie Beverley
0
Harriet Harman
Anthony Fauci
Larry David
Engelbert Humperdinck
Gillian McCutcheon
Well done Mr Cuntemall.
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Janet Street-Porter
Justin Welby
Liza Minelli
0
Camp Cliff
Liv Ullman
Anita Harris
Paul Stookey
David Blunkett
Good darts Cuntemall
1
David Irving
Angela Merkel
Michael Eavis
Ken Livingstone
Vincent Ball
0
Buzz Aldrin
Bill ward(b.sabbath)
Alex Ferguson
Joe biden
Klaus schwab
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Mel Brooks
Gerard Depardieu
Elizabeth Kelly
James Hong
Marion Ross
0
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
Arthur Scargill
Frankie Valli
Ray Anthony
Willie Nelson
0
Thanks folks, Shaun.
Cunting closure.
Going once going twice going (for third fucking time 😄) …. gone!
👋
0
Roger McGough
John Gorman
Ann Robinson (American actress)
Lee Grant
Willie Nelson
0
Michael Aspel
Michael Caine
Cher
Noel Edmunds
Shirley Bassey
0
Desmond Morris
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Len Deighton
Renée Richards
Michael Mansfield KC*
*British civil liberties / human rights lawyer.
0
In there Cuntemall.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Wilf McGuinness
Barbara Bain
Rita Moreno
0
Dame Julie Andrews
Alan Bennett
Dionne Warwick
Roy Hattersley
Anne Robinson (who once told me she fancied me I think it was during her drinking period) The former Daily Mirror Journalist and Weakest Link host.
0